Posted by Simguy on 1/19/2007, 7:04 am.

Before: Two hungry vixens-both beaten last time out--loser goes home on the brink of a slaump in this high-stakes bantamweight tilt. "Johansson's damaged goods," Kelly unleashes at the podium. "That kid took unholy hell from Connelly in her last fight--I've never seen Jennifer beat a woman like she did Scarlett, and I'm gonna clean up on the dregs. there's no way Scarlett should be fighting someone like me right now--she needs a dose of cupcakes to pull herself together, not the shasrpest boxer in FCBA history." Johansson fuming--Kelly's pound-for-pound 'tude scalding proud young blonde. "I guess Hu should know damaged goods when she sees them," Scarlett lashes outl, causing a nearby HMK to raise one eyebrow just a smidge in warning. "Kelly's been taking beatings round the clock for about two years now: if it's a question of who's fresher coming in, it's no contest. i stood up to Jennifer Connelly on my worst night--what did Kelly do? She quit in a fight she was winning--she quit on a body shot. I used to admire Kelly, but now i just feel sorry for her. It's sad when you're one oif these B-movie/tv starlets who never gets the big money and has to keep fighting for rent-money in her forties. C;est la vie: cold hard truth coming up, Kelly." hu casting flat asian hate-glare, crossing her arms: Scarlett';s sharp tongue drawing first blood 6 weeks out from the fight. Kelly. Kelly in soft yellow halter bbikini top; crinson bottoms; black aerobics shoes.white socks; lack gloves. Scarlett in festive rainbow-on-white string bikini, hair up; white gloves; white boxing shoes to midcalf (tassles).

During R1: Southpaw Scarlett the aggressor, right foor forward, right jab pawing; loeft hand cocked snug against chest: she wants that left hand on Kelly's chin. Hu fading effortlessly back, step-pivoting left, keeping her lead left foot outside Scarlett's right. Sharpshooting lead rights, Kelly to Scarlett--Hu stabbing at Johansson's face, spanking her brisk, then stepping away from receipts. Kelly jabbing insolently at Scarlett's decadent tummy, stooping low, then hopping away, maintaining distance at will. Hu also placing the rapid lead right onto Scarlett's right nicep--systematically sniping at it--just a quick, licking stroke, Bell: Hu eyes downcast all demure as she smirks en route to her corner--she bathed Scarlett in class that round.

R2: Sharpshooting Kelly--vute lead rights sniping sat bicep, chin, jug--Hu scoringl, sidestepping. Johansson crouching, stalking--she's trying to edge in close and lean a blunt left hand onto Kelly's chin: minute mark sees her get it done, Shocking jolt stuns Hu, drives her wide-eyed to ropes--Johansson scooting-to, puts another short left hand onto Kelly's teeth, driving Asian head over top rope. Right hook, Scarlett--Johansson getting pretty as she shifts weight to her left foot, curling to her left on follow through. Left hand out of the coiled crouch, Scarlett--shifting fluidly to right foot as punch takes Kelly hard inside her left shoulder. Hu badly shaken, but functioning--she spins off the ropes, takes to her bicycle to a hail of boos. Kelly too much the veteran to heed catcalls--she keeps her distance, shamelessly stinking out the round as Scarlett chases for points.

R3: Hu stablizes, controls the round, snuffs out Johansson's momentum, Kelly's legs so firm--nice wide stance, springy balance--she's easing in, out, and to her left with breathtaking smooth. Kel a master of the sharpshooting lead right, or right hand pull-counter--catching Scarlett time and again in her mouth or breasts in pre-emptive fashion. Hu not landing the hook clean against Scarlett's southpaw stance--but that stooping belly jab's pesky--disrupting and vexing curvy blonde. Easy, breezy shutout, Kelly Hu--girls exchange heartless glares as they pass en route to respective corner.

R4: Head-feint Kelly, making Scarlett flinch: lead right hand shoots in on blonde mouth, startling Johansson midring, Left hook, Kelly, switching Scarlett's face hard to port: Hu sidesteps left, sneaking away from Johansson's pushy right hand receipt, Head feint, Kelly--then the hesitation. While Scarlett's absorbing the first, Kelly pokes her a second right hand up the middle--Brittany Daniel-style right hand technique stripping Johansson of her defences. Scarlett wobbly-butt--pushing forward with a left cross from too far out: Hu weaves back from it, eases forward with a slouting right hand flush to chin--there goes Scarlett's mouth piece. Kelly hooking hard off her front foot, turning it in right on Scarlett's jaw, then carrying a sidearm right thick to jugg: Johansson staggers back to ropes, ashen-faced at the crisp, hard touches, JAILBREAK! Kelly Hu hopping in, letting hands go like she hasn't since her first fight with Dani Fishel--Scarlett paralyzed as she's stroked and clipped a vicious series of lefts and rights. Johansoon sitting into cables, relaxing, hands dropping: HU'S POUNDING JOHANSSON'S JUGGS! Kelly committing--going at breasts as though jug-mugging will be outlawed tomorrow morning: she's taking all she can in a FURIOUS hup-hup-hupping burst. THE REF STEPS IN! Scarlett staring lips parted woozy--she's uncomprehending as the man cradles her to safety, saving her further HUmiliation. TKO4, Kelly Hu.

After: BLONDE! Magazine in a tizzy: Connelly blamed for ruining promising young Scarlett--Hu vilified for treating herself to Scarlett--oh, the humanity. "That was good for me," an unusually upbeat Kelly jokes with her interviewer in postfight, "was it good for you? Honestly, I helped myself to Scarlett tonight--she was putty in my hands. I had plans to work her body and take her deep--but when I saw how easily I was landing on her, I knew I'd take her out early."

Reposted by Archer 6/7/10.