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Posted by Simguy on 4/27.2007, 7:03 pm.

Before: Prefight photoshoot says it all--Britney in tight, superscoop front pink tank top (white petal trim along the rim), supported by black push up underneath, wearing he tiara, stands jug to jug against scarlett in similar look, only blacnk tank. Challenging eye cointact being made--both girls talking as flashbulbs capture the moment--suddenly Britney pushes Scarlett back and the photoshoot devolves into melee as fast as a match being struck. "I told her to quit mad-dogging me," a disheveled Britney shrugs when order is restored, "and she said 'make me'. So I made her." Johansson laughing at Britney's recollection of the incident. "I said she wass looking chunky and that I was going to knock her the ell out. She started crying anmd started the fight so no one would notice. Punk." Thee is then--truth is out there somewhere. Britney in pink string bikini, white gloves, battle bun hair. Scarlett in black push up bra and boycut panties. white lace trim, platinum blonde curls, white gloves with black cuffs suggestive of formal wear in design.

During R1: Stop and go action, Britney scowling, hands loose around her stomach as she walks to Scarlett while punching lefts and rights, jumping in a little with the punches. Scarlett evasive early, pivoting right around her right (front) foot in southpaw stance, neatly rolling the incoming--drawing early boos for her show of class. Middle minute, Johansson dipping down, then shocking Britney a thrusting lead left hand to chin, punching Spears head violently back--Britney stomping on her heels, flustered by stern poke. Sudden violence at the 2 minute mark as Scarlett drives Britney back in wild, frothy toe-to-toe--Johansson keying on her foe's breasts, buffetting Britney breathless, Final minute--Johansson reaches in to clinch--very sloppy as girls tumble along ropes, wrestling and straining with each other. Both earn warnings for headlocking, face rubbing,, mauling and the like--battlers part panting, glaring at the bell.

R2: Beefier, more consistent action--girls stepping headlong into each otjer--heads up, chests out, teeth bared, side-to-side sloshing, buffetting at chests, shoulders, heads. Ringadingdong slopping--girls clouting each other off balance, taking turns pouncing-in. Britney trying to crouch, then erupt into sudden uppercuts, but aving trouble lining Scarlett up as Johansson's slight southpaw angles gives Spears grief. Crowd pleased--both women starting to absorb a constant scrubbing and bumping of leather--both stepping arounfflat footed, backsides trembling with the effort of holding canvas.

R3: Scarlett getting the better of Britney herel, really laying in good, vivid licks to stagger Spears. Britney upright, snarling, trying to njump in with uppercut-lefts or straight right hands--Scarlett able to lean away, fading the pounce, causing Spears to jiggle forward into punches, Johansson flat footed, wide stance--pretty steady diet of left hands punched in straight to Britney's face and breasts as Scarlett operates at middle distance. Curious, set-piece feel to it--not typical JMD helter-skelter--more potshotting rhythm as southpaw fighter takes conventional girl to school. Spears rocked to her chin at several points--head flinging back and legs trembling at times. When Scarlett does elect to come in off such blows--she's ducking to her right (Britney's left) while jamming little shove-left hands into Spears' tits, tieing her up and wrestling Britney to ropes for breaks.

R4: Early entanglement sees girls stagger to ropes in mutual embrace--Britney clearly hugs up and hip-tosses Scarlett heavily to canvas, landing atop the winded blonde. Ref pulling'em up before myahem can ensue, but before Scarlett's read, and before ref's ok--Britney jumps in a stubby right--knocking Scarlett under her left eye, driving her ropeside, BRIT WANTS JUGG! Crowd roaring to its feet, issuing salute as Spears but the wrath of God into Scarlett's heaving rack--Britney baring her teeth sloshing away side-to-side hup-hup as Scarlett sobs in dismay. Johansson able to clinch for a break--but Britney's got initiative: it's always Speatrs jumping at Scarlett. putting a body on, piling Scarlett to ropes and attempting to get at her goods. Bello: ref has to pull a busy, scrounging Spears off her foe; Scarlett huffing and puffing, looking disheveled and frazzled through 4.

R5: Britney just walking in on Scarlett, pushing lefts and rights as she goes--Johansson facing into blows, catching clout, trying to flail back as she's getting belted. Fight staggering around the ring--action bogging down in clinches, then flaring up--always Spears tummy, tits and thighs coming forward. Johansson looking discouraged--bearing up well as Spears scores crude clouting blows to chin--but Johansson's legs are shaking, looking suspect, and that backside is starting to quit a little. Midway through, Johansson trying to push off and disengage--she eats a swinging hook off her face as she's backing away, loses her balance, hits the deck butt-first. Crowd roaring--poor Scarlett rolling over left hip to get to one knee and BRITNEY JUMPS HER! Spears hurtling past the ref, tackling Scarlett into canvas and mounting the struggling actress. ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS! Johansson's helpless jugs bulge and flatten under a torrid pounding--Britney just swinging aay crook-armed--bashing rights and lefts against the proudest rack in Hollywood. Ref rushes to pull Britney off her foe--Scarlett hugging herself, curling on her side as Spears is hauled off and given a very good shake. Scarlett allowed to collect herself, but OH, shue's rattled. ON COME BRITNEY! Spears hurtling in with a right--missing, but bodying up so hard, Scarlett's mouthpiece shoots off her teeth, tumbling down besieged jugs, mushrooming'em with buffetting impact. Workmanlike, lips tight with effort--Brit writhes to tie up Scarlett's left arm in her right, working rack with thue free left mitt. on and on--Spears on Johansson, slumping anfd pumping, slimping and pumping. Scarlett's head lolling down the stretch, eyes glassy--she's ragdoll, no longer defending herself and THE REF STEPS IN! Spears pushed away, then ref cradles poor, blubbering Scarltt--and SPEARS TRIES FOR EXTRA HARM. Official hard pressed to keep pushing Britney off, then cover defenceless scarlett--BSE officials forced to pull their own fighter off, frankly amazed at her mindless ferocity in victory. Hardhearted KO5, Britney Spears.

After: Spears dropping rounds, but ultimately proving too beefy overall for a spirited Johansson to handle. Britney angry in postfight, looking pissed--she shouts at an underling, "GET HER READY!" as her gloves are removed, Johansson pulling herself together as Britney's coming for her--Spears very rough with Scarlett, pulling her by her left arm to her feet, then punching her a fat right hand--bareknuckle--deep to the pit of the stomach. Johansson dropping to her knees, sobbing and gasping: Speats stamding all heavy and supreme--hands on hips for a moment, then looking around, then casually reaching down into Scarlett;s soft blonde locks while walking slowly past, coaxing Scarlett to her feet. Britney having a little fun pulling Scarlett around, teasing the crowd, but when she goes for it, she goes with gusto. Scarlett pulled in fierce, wrapped up tight: left arm behind the head, left hand cupping right bicep; right bicep gripping a fistfull of defeated platinum blonde hair as Scarlett's face is pressed firm to Britney's cleavageSpears glaring, angry--occasionally thrashing her arms to cinch up the hold--Johansson's blubbering cries scarely audible as boom mic closes in over top. Scarlett loosening in stages, growing erratic as her hands push or cup at Britney's hips and ribs. Finally Britney releases, allowing Johansson to wilt to hands and knees, belly panting, hair tempest-tossed, damp face blank-'n clammy with jugshock.

Reposted by Archer 6/8/10.