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6 August 2004 Jenny McCarthy vs Denise Richards

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Posted by Simguy on 8/6/2004, 5:55 pm.

Before: Jenny Mac feisty as always in preflight--loving the attention and not shy about running Denise down. “You guys know me,” coos the blonde, “I’m going to have fun in there, romp a little, pound away, make some money. You know Denise’s sad-sack fans show up in droves for these things, thinking she’s going to regain form--it’d be sad if it weren’t so lucrative! Richards reminds me of Vanessa Williams--she’ll start shilling blenders on infomercials, fighting in Japan where people still care--I better fight her while people still know who she is!” Richards scalded by these and other cutting comments--actually leaving the podium in one city to stomp away in a huff. Jenny Mac in black bikini, white shoes and socks, hair up--Denise in pink/white checkerboard print bikini, bra style top, white shoes and socks, ponytail.

During R1: Free swinging melee--Jenny grinning, throwing her body into punches--Denise much more stoic, frowning, but punching just as hard--it’s spicy stuff, Second minute, girls trade right hands, Denise wins the race to hooks: Jenny’s head swivels, buttocks shake as she stammers back in her heels--Richards takes over the round, D wading in lusty, swinging right/lefts straight arm to the body, backing Jmac to the ropes, squaring away brawny and going at what’s left. Mac woozy, staring, hands up but weak: Denise belting away side to side, slamming past the guard to check that chin. Final moments, Mac on locked legs just trying to make it to the bell--Richards helps herself to prime rack with Jenny too hurt to stop her. Richards: legs wide, bending her knees then coming up with a right thick in the tits, bending, twisting, coming up with the left--looks like some kind of aerobics exercise it’s so deliberate and measured. Mac open-mouthed in outrage at the bell--jug-busted by her biter opponent.

R2: Jenny angry, wants some of that back--he storms across the ring and promptly gets stacked up Denise’s shocking jab through the middle. Richards sticking face, then humming home a razor right cross--popping impact rocks McCarthy’s head back and blondes on her heels AGAIN! D wading forward, walking barrage of lefts and rights beating McCarthy to ropes--blonde shows left side as she cowers, covers up at the ropes. Richards shoving in rights to the ribs, bashing away with sides of her fists against Jenny’s back--teary-eyed blonde sinks to her knees all trembling and bludgeoned. Shaky 8 Jenny Mac--ON COMES DENISE! Richards smoldering as she starts pounding away strong, ropey lefts and rights--Mac bending back from the blows, punches ringing off her face and MCCARTHY GOES OUT ON HER FEET! Jenny taking shots--Denise grooving home lefts and rights--face slowly relaxing into a smile as she knows she’s got it, just pouring on insurance until ref steps in. Deeply satisfying TKO2--Denise Richards!

After: Slugging upset--Richards thought to be too used up to go toe to toe with a banger like Mac--Jenny leaving gaping holes with her approach tonight, simply not believing Denise could still exploit them. Hard feelings from hurtful preflight sessions still linger--Denise wants more Jenny. Woozy, helpless Mac hauled to her feet--Denise taking her to a neutral corner like a bad little girl, then folding Jen’s face into heaving, vengeful Richards’ bosom! Denise snarling, relaxing with her back to the turnbuckles for support, left arm snug ‘round the back of Jen’s neck, right hand cupping the top of damp blonde head--Richards giving Jen the odd violent shake, constantly cinching up pressure. Poor Mac--reaching sadly to hold the ropes behind Denise, then pushing feebly at Richards’ hips--nothing blonde can do but suffer. When Mac’s legs start to give way--D pulls Jen’s wet face from quivering jug, Richards with left arm still around Jen’s neck, holding her in place, side by side. Denise licking her lips, waving with the free right hand, then grabbing Jen’s chin/mouth to kiss her roughly atop the head. Mac” eyebrows high, eyes closed, mouth parted, face shiny with a slick patina of breast-sweat--she’s going to be LIVIND when she sees this tape.

Reposted by Archer 6/11/10.

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