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17 May 2010 Erica Durance vs Yvonne Strahovski

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Posted by simguy on 5/17/2010, 7:32 am

BEFORE: Biggest TV fight in years could determine de-facto Network Supremacy: both girls humming with anticipation. "We've broken down Erica's game," Yvonne reports in prefight, "and I check out as superior in every statistical category except for pure core-strength/sturdiness...and my speed will answer for that. I've got to work body like I've never worked it before - I need to chip away at Erica - leech her strength away from her, then take her out. I don't see this going the distance: we're both too energetic and physical for that. Erica will tire first, and I'll have her. Finishing will be my very top priority!" Durance focussed, steely-eyed in rebuttal. "Yvonne's a dangerous foe," Erica admits, "probably the speediest Elite Lightweight - I'll give her that. But you look at all her dazzling stats, and one thing keeps nagging at me: Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Nothing against Winny - plucky little journeywoman, very scrappy - but something's missing in Yvonne if she's losing consistently to MEW. I'm gonna find out what that thing is, and I'm going to work on it - with a sledgehammer. Strahovski's right about one thing: this won't go the distance. Unfortunately for her - that's the ONLY thing she's right about."

To Be Continued.

Fighting attire:
Yvonne: Baby blue bikini (season 3 Chuck opening ep); white gloves; hair in frisky blonde ponytail with bangs bracketing face.

Erica: Royal blue lace push up (heroic); snug red stretch-cotton panties; white gloves; dark hair in long, loose curls.

During R1: Yvonne stiff-jabs, then follows up a trio of flicking jabs - never bringing the left hand all the way back, just keeping it on Erica. Durance covering up peek-a-boo, crouching: Yvonne whips in the side-arm, palm-down right hand to left side lats PAK! Digging left uppercut Yvonne, takes Erica to sternum; trio of cuffing little left uppercuts refreshes Durance's bra as she's stooping forward. Another swinging right takes Erica loud in left flank; ripping left uppercut humbles her tummy and FINALLY, Erica issues the left hook receipt. Straho circling, scowling, peppering E the jab; landing fat, strapping body licks to flank and breadbasket: blonde girl taking it to her brunette early. Midway through, punishing body work sets up a gorgeous, jagged left uppercut from Yvonne, splitting Erica's mitts to get at chin: Durance put wobbly-butt, visibly staggered as crowd roars to collective feet. Kaley Cuoco caught ringside, standing and hooting with excitement: she's been very vocal how blonde speed with solve for E tonight. Durance stunned, backing to ropes in rigid peek-a-boo: Strahovski walking her down, getting all limber and bandy-armed about the body - really whipping in the licks - then feeding Erica left uppercuts tits and chin. Bell: Durance staring, swooning; seething Straho forces blazing eye contact, nostrils flaring as ref moves in.

R2: Payback in kind: Erica rallies off her stool, wades in to hurt Yvonne. Crunching body work: E whirling in the hooks, carving away palm-down rights to chip away on blonde ribcage: Strahovski stricken, giving ground in pain. Ropes: Erica punishing her blonde - fists bouncing off head and shoulders as Straho rolls-torso in the pocket. Durance reaching under Yvonne's long arms, bodying blonde to ropes, then jamming away tummy (both dukes pumping): Straho gasping, tying up for breathless ref's breaks. Erica wading immediately back in, loading up and pouring it to Yvonne: Strahovski beaten into trembling face-in-gloves posture - elbows tight to her body. Erica RINGING Yvonne up to ribcage - brunette bouncing both mitts off either flank - strong arms shivering like a two-by-four smacking a cinderblock. Straho's sinewy legs hold her up, but she's desperate with hurt: Tricia Helfer screaming encouragement from ringside for Erica to "POUR IT ON!" Bell: Erica digging right hands for insurance - ref rushes in to pull her off.

R3: Erica seething, hounding Yvonne - brunette walking blonde down, boring in on ribcage via palm-down, whirling lefts and rights. Yvonne grimacing, backing away in good order: she's fitting Erica for straight right hand interceptors; leaning onto back (right) leg to catch Erica check left hooks. Durance eating, but advancing - more than answering when she closing on lean blonde torso. Strahovski mouth-breathing half-way through, legging away: Erica gambling on lunging hooks out of her crouch, catching Strahovski across the chin, turning her head. Crowd roaring as blonde girl is ragdolled about the ring: Durance' muscular pursuit delivers the third.

R4: Erica boring in and DURANCE GOES DOWN! Yvonne baiting the trap...walks E onto a gorgeous lead left uppercut - neatly clipping the chin as Durance' right hand sprays over top. Erica twisting to her right as her back (right) foot skids forward - she crashes to her back, bringing Cuoco cheering out of her seat. Biel smug - mouthing "I knew it" on camera...Larter smiling...Durance rivals relishing the sight of Erica in peril. D bravely up, shaking her head, insisting she's good to ref: upon resumption, it's ERICA storming forward off the ropes, whirling in on Yvonne's ribs again. Straho scowling, surprised: she's legging out of range, circling, flick-flick-flicking that jab onto Erica and looking to bury palm-down swinging rights in Durance left armpit. Erica storming forward, risking more left uppercuts as Yvonne lopes out of range, sets herself, dips left shoulder and walks E in: Durance pressure slowly trumpling blonde guile as Yvonne is cudgeled out of her positions. Bell: Yvonne wheeling away behind her jab; Erica shaken, but defiant, rallying well off the deck in a crazy fourth.

R5: Yvonne quickly atop Erica with the stiff jab, followed by the flicking series of jabs: blonde girl rotating clockwise around her feather-dusting, keeping brunette in peek-a-boo. Straho's withering right hand deploying buggywhip style to brunette left flank: slinging, gouging rips really digging in. Yvonne putting limber, whip-lash combos together as Erica's stooping forward behind mitts: big, strapping right/lefts taking E ribs/tummy. Strahovski leading the odd right hand - bouncing it off pate; coming back the left uppercut, then escaping behind a dust-cloud of jabs: Erica turning in confusion, starting to munch on hard leather here. Midway through, sliding right cross turns Erica's head, has her stooping forward stunned: Yvonne immediately cuffs a trio of clipping left uppercuts to rack, humbling Erica's bra. Hook-receipt from Durance as expected: bendy-backed Yvonne leaning back on her hips, makes it miss - then she's steppin' right, peppering E jabs in left ear. Down the stretch, right cross penetrates again for Yvonne: Durance gobbles it, covers up earmuff, stoops forward hurt. Straho weight on left leg - dips-n'-rips left uppercut to sternum: gorgeous dig bunches Erica up with a throttled cry. Buggywhip right takes Erica viciously atop left hip: Yvonne loosening up stroke, just whipping in on Erica now, landing lusty. Desperate Durance right hand clubs onto Straho's left elbow: right uppercut receipt from Yvonne picks Erica up to chin, wobbling her backside in alarm. Swinging right roundhouse claps Erica to jaw...Yvonne loping one slide-step back out of range; Durance stumbles forward in earmuff. OH THAT LEFT UPPERCUT! Yvonne waiting on it, walking Erica in, then picking her up majestic: short, jerking rip toggles brunette chin and LAYS ERICA DOWN! Durance sighing, eyes clicking shut as her chin's chipped - she bellies in at Yvonne's feet - brunette curls obscuring sleeping Durance face. That's in - Yvonne already leaping into ropes and screaming into crowd as count progresses: KO5 in spectacular fashion - Yvonne Strahovski.

After: Yvonne attempting to console Erica on her stool - gesture misinterpreted by Tricia Helfer, who moves to intercept: angry post-fight shoving leads to hard feelings as Yvonne proves an HMK killer on the night. "That's Tricia AND Erica taken care of," Strahovski boasts in postfight - more angrily than she might otherwise have been. "Durance fought well - as expected - but we KNEW we'd catch her with some things. My left uppercut's the out punch, but did you guys see the body work? Oh my God, I was THUMPING that girl to the body - she was moaning into her mitts, cringing: I knew I had her when she couldn't take it down there. I'm thrilled - beating Erica puts me right at the top, and I'm hoping for a Jess Biel date next. And I need Tricia Helfer to back off me, or I might have to double up on her sooner rather than later!"