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5 June 2010 Hilary Duff vs Kristin Kreuk

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BEFORE: Furious-faced Kris pushing Hilarie in first photo shoot: Duff laughing at Krissy's bully-attempt. "I don't know what Kristin thinks is going to happen here," Hills shrugs in prefight. "Let me ask you guys this: do you think Kris Kreuk could beat Dani Fishel? 'Cause that's what she's in with: an untouched, fresh-legged, Fishel-of-10 years ago. All the pressure; none of the ring-wear. Big mistake, HISC. Huge." Kreuk feisty at the podium - refusing to be beef-intimidated. "Funny Hilarie should bring up Dani," Kristin smirks in rebuttal, "'cause there's another girl out there by the name of Allison Mack who made her career by beating Dani down. And guess who I've retained to help prep for Duff? Guess who I've sparred COUNTLESS rounds with onset of Smallville over the years...working at keeping her off balance, sidestepping her, pre-empting her. Yeah - that's right: I've already been in with the better-than Dani wide-body model, and I'm not scared of any cheap knock offs. I'm gonna polish you, Duff...puttin' the chamois to you. You're gonna be scrubbed and puffy when I'm done - not to mention heartbroken at how little leather you put on me in return. Looking forward to it, beyotch!" Kris in purple bikini with boy-leg bottoms; small black workout mitts; hair in mature short-chopped tousle. Duff in black ring -connected bikini top/leopard print boy cut bottoms; small black work out mitts; tangly ponytail with golden ringlets framing face.

During R1: Krissy's eyes scowling/lips curling back off teeth in bytchy snarl: super-intense early. She's stepping to her right, feinting, bringing lead right hands/shooting straight lefts - all from lead (left) leg. Hilarie grinning - blocking straight pokes on her gloves - taking the odd scuffing blow on her face - bobbing her way forward. Minute mark, Hilarie punches-with, hooking Krissy's mouth in exchange for a jab: Kreuk baby-stepping to her left, gets the worst of the trade. Kris on her toes, much less active thereafter: she's hopping the perimeter, changing directions, staying up-tempo . Duff in hot pursuit - rarely able to do more than graze Kristin, but Kreuk's run-with-no-gun costs her points.

R2: Kris steppin' left - face set in that same intense scowl. She pumps straight jabs - doubling 'em up; pivoting left around the scores. Small mitt scraping at Duff's hairline; dotting her eyes: Hilarie bobbing/weaving, constantly pushing forward. Kreuk light on her feet, but picking spots to initiate: she purses her lips, eyes narrowed as slender limbs pump out 3,4, and 5 punch combos - scraping - ratatatating away on Duff's defences - about 1/3 getting through to face. Swift change-of-direction pivots see Krissy effortlessly turn either Duff flank: Hilarie slowly encircled, turning midring, getting herself touched up as Krissy pitches a perfect stick-and-move second.

R3: Hilarie with pressure early, hooking Krissy's ribs, scattering the brunette. Kreuk running for a few moments, then circling back in, slowing herself down: eyes narrow as she focusses on getting off. Kris making little circles with her fists...feinting...bringing the hesitation straight right...jabbing out the straight left...moving off the poke. Midway through - a Kreuk jab punches Hilarie's mouth clean, ruining a pawing Duff jab: Kris immediately capitalizes - rifling in a torrent of straight rights and lefts - scrubbing away with 6 straight connects in tic-tac-toeing fashion. Duff staring, momentarily stunned: Krissy strokes her jaw a licking hook while executing pivot-left to put strong blonde wobbly-butt. Duff alarmed, a little rung up: Krissy doing in combination what Hilarie does with weight of shot. Down the stretch, Kreuk intense, pursing her lips as she gets off rapidimente: piercing, tattooing straight rights and lefts spanking off full blonde breasts, or polishing up those too-cute features. Result: bleeding nose, puffiness about the eyes for Duff; furious, dancing-dark eyes, flaring nostrils for Kreuk at the bell.

R4: Hilarie bobbing forward - right stacked atop left at her stomach - Joe-Frazier like approach as Krissy spits small-mitt jabs. Duff able to weave inside the Kreuk poke - answering back thumping hooks to pint-sized jugs: Kris blown out of her stance, forced into full-speed retreat as blonde bangs forward. Duff giving chase...not always able to cut off the ring, but ALWAYS applying non-stop pressure with her legs. Once again, Kreuk runs more than she punches, costing herself the round as Duff regains initiative.

R5: Battle-lines drawn: Kreuk mobile, but trying to trace out pivoting circles rather than fleeing outright. Duff bobbing at the waist, weaving her way in under Krissy's jab, looking to hook those ribs, then bludgeon away from there. Kris hounded to the perimeter, but she's picking her spots: furious, sudden flurries from Kreuk brace Duff-brunette batting away with heels of her hands on blonde temples/ears - shoeshining Duff into paralysis, then squirting out to either side. Hilarie approaching, closing...then getting scrubbed and evaded: Krissy yanks back the initiative, works up a healthy sweat as she takes a slender lead into the second half.

R6: Hilarie into Kristin with BOOMING hooks to ribs: Duff finally closing, popping hips-right and really getting into Kreuk with leverage. Kris ashen-faced, staggering into ropes, crouching herself down in tight peek-a-boo look. Duff atop Kris, beating her: hooks BASHING that right arm/flank; constant pushing in the shoulders or guard, jostling Krissy; stubby little right uppercuts exploring Kreuk's forward defences; wide, whacking rights pounding at the Kreuk left hip. Krissy's eyes: concerned. Krissy's lips: trending down at the corners. Kreuk huddling, taking, then spinning free of the ropes, only to be walked down and punished anew against the ropes elsewhere. Bell: big blonde grin, Duff - pumping her fist en route to her corner; Kreuk frowning, mouthbreathing, looking frazzled.

R7: Constant pressure from Hilarie more pervasive: she's getting top position at ropes more often - getting off more consistently. Kreuk fighting in spots - erupting from tight guards to lather away shoeshines to blonde ears, or hated blonde breasts - buffetting-and-running as Duff gobbles-all and keeps coming. Hilarie's face shining up nicely from brunette scrubbing and chipping...but Duff getting to the Kreuk ribcage with vicious hooks, visibly slowing Krissy's footwork.

R8: Same again...Krissy having her moments, usually in frenzied flurries about blonde ears or tits, or sudden straight-punching combinations up the middle to brace blonde face: Duff hounding Kris to ropes, punishing her torso with bashing - occasionally monstrous - close-in bodywork. Duff rough inside - using her head/shoulders/elbows to prop and bump - constantly shoving Krissy ragdoll into ropes. Hilaries shouting "HUH-uh!" when she gets off robusto - content to batter Krissy's slender chassis. Give Krissy credit - down the stretch, she's visibly war-weary, knees buckling as she sits in ropes to soak. Hilarie really setting down, banking some brutal hooks in behind the Kreuk right elbow - bringing tears to Krissy's eyes, but failing to force her down. Bell: Duff looking things over; Kristin hobbled, grimacing as she slouches back to corner.

R9,10: Tough, tough rounds for Kris Kreuk fans: Hilarie atop her brunette non-stop now, beating her without mercy. Long stretches of Duff pushing at Kris, then ripping punches into her flanks - the occasional right uppercut spicing up the flow of thudding hooks. Kreuk busting up as her head becomes available: Hilarie taking cruel delight in landing on the best close-up face in the business. Kreuk wobbled repeatedly, but hanging on: Krissy tying Hilarie up, getting ref's breaks, but no longer able to spin-out to open canvas. Grinding punishment all one-way: Duff steady, unhurried - reaching under Kreuk's arms to body her upright if necessary; shoving and propping her otherwise. Kristin absorbing the beating of a lifetime, but showing tremendous grit - surviving with little twists, rolls and clinches, denying Hilarie satisfaction. Fight ends as Hilarie's trying to pull her arms free of an exhausted brunette clinch: Kristin badly busted up and broken down in her body. Comes back UD10, Hilarie Duff.

AFter: Kreuk sullen as Duff's hand is raised: beautiful brunette face all punished - green eyes puffed up into slits: she'll be getting tenser bandages around her ribs soon. Duff scuffed and busted up herself, but beaming: she walked through Krissy's penetrations to heap a dreadful beating on Kreuk tonight. "I'm happy we've tied up the stable-war," Duffster says in postfight, "but I'm not satisfied. I wanted her to go out - or at least take a knee, and I couldn't break her. That's just not right: there's no way Kris should be going rounds with me. She's tuff and she's smart though - we didn't realize how stubborn she could be...but we'll know for next time!"