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6 June 2010 Pam Anderson vs Brooke Burke

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Posted by simguy on 6/6/2010, 5:24 pm.

BEFORE: "When we were both on 'Dancing' together," Brooke explains in prefight, "and I saw how much better my body looked than hers - I knew it was time to fight Pam Anderson! Seriously, her bod was the gold standard for our Type - but no longer. She's on her last legs, and I can't wait to kick them out from under her!" Anderson rejuvenated - backed by JOD and looking bigger/stronger than in her heyday...she's anxious to take fights this summer. "I saw Brooke eyeing me on the show, and yes, we did have words," Pam admits. "This has been a long time coming, and I WILL shut Brook up at last. I know Nicole's scouting us, so I want to look my best: battering Burke will freeze Scherzinger up...it'll be two sluts with one stone, you know?" Pam in pink bikini; white gloves; hair loose n' tangly. Brook in white bikini with ring connection up top; white gloves; hair in curly/messy ponytail - ringlets framing face. Fought outdoors on Bermuda beach - ring posts set up directly on sand - live video piped in for PPV broadcast.

During R1: Brook into Pam via pawing left jabs - just tamping Pam's jugs down while stepping in to shoulder her off. Anderson answering - jabbing jug, then hooking jug, getting good heft on the latter. First right hand by Burke catches Pam behind left ear: Anderson issues receipt via batting hooks to brown Burke belly. Girls circling clockwise - bare feet stepping in sand: good thudding contact as fighters set and rip with hips/back committed. Down the stretch, Brook with a stubby right to chins startles Pam, standing her upright all blinking in swoon: hook tugs Pam's chin aside, sits her in sand all blinking and confused. Bell: Brook looking down all satisfied, batting mitts together, swishing back to her corner BEAMING dimply.

R2: Similar action - stepping pace, gentle clockwise rotation as fighters locate each other's jugs via probing left jabs, then look to sort each other out proper. Pam turning on vicious right hands - chopping them down across Brook's jugs, backing brunette up: Burke visibly distressed, lips curling off teeth in alarm as Pammie lands with authority. Midway through, trade in rising hooks stuns both girls; second exchange of rising hooks lifts Brook up on her toes by her chin, sending her staggering back to ropes. Pam storming in big girl - shoving straight, palm-down right into brown brunette gut, doubling Burke over GUH! PAM POUNDS JUG! Pammie into Brook via curling left/right uppercuts - chugging away into mouthwatering breasts to slump Brook back against ropes. Burke blubbering, blinking: Pammie shifting weight to left (front) foot - left hand reaching to ride ropes at Burke's back and Pam's just SHOVING in righty to jug! Anderson grunting - face turned to her left as she loads-n'-throws - backside shuddering side to side with the pumping delivery. Brook wailing - just getting reamed to rack: Burke slumping and helpless, suffering one-sided bra-blast to bell. PAMMIE'S BANKING INSURANCE! Pam just jamming away on rack - stuffing in extra right hands...ref finally pulls her baby-oiled body off and reads her the riot act. Poor Brook: hugging battered jugs, sniveling en route to corner.

R3: Both girls approach in low crouches, right hands down around knees...they close, straighten up into rising right hand wallops and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Huge exchange of swinging rights takes Pam full to chin, lifting her up onto her toes, then blowing her to her back! Brook in hysterics - damp brown curls in her eyes as she's bellowing - ref has to body her back before starting the count. Pam shabby, rickety beating the count: swaying 8 sees Anderson disheveled, standing at ropes with blonde hair in her eyes. ON COMES BURKE! Brook snarling, pouring in on Pam with a ramming right hand to pit of the belly: Anderson pitches forward "GAH-H!" while Brook's left hand rides 'round blonde back. Brook pushing Pam upright with right hand, then SHOVING in righty: pounding blows to tummy and tits, beating Pammie ragged! Anderson trapped - held in place by Brooke's left at her back...she's just sponging it up, weeping at the punishment. Pam's legs trembling...she turns left shoulder into ropes, cringing on the spot, right hand cupping her ear...Brook following the movement, staying on with the right hands in the body punching, punching, punching Pam's gut. Anderson blubbering, helpless, OH she's just taking it from Brook, sagging against ropes as Burke plows home. REF PULLS BROOK AWAY! Then cradles Pam to safety: Brook Burke stops Pam TKO3

AFTER: Brutality as expected - both girls brawling each other senseless, but Burke's sturdy golden-brown chassis proves more stubborn. "I knew she was shabby," Burke pants in postfight, talking on open-air mic in front of cameras/bleachers. "Pam's done. If she goes through with the Scherzinger fight, it'll be a massacre - I've left Nikki little more than table-scraps. After Nicole's finished padding her resume, maybe she'll opt for a real fighter! Scherzinger/Burke, baby. Hot