Posted by Simguy on 5/2/2008, 6:59 am.

Before: Harnois installed as favourite given her size advantage--blonde in a position to finally record that W. “I’m feeling good about my chances,” an upbeat Beth relates in preflight, “Rachel’s feisty, but I don’t see her as hurting me. I can finally take my time in a fight, show my skills, walk a girl down and dominate her. I’m pumped for Rachel--I really am!” Bilson pursing her lips, crossing her arms: she’s enjoying the pro-Harnois sentiment of the promotion. “I’ve been beating up tall blonde skanks my whole life,” Rachel pouts at on e point. “Elisabeth’s just another punch-out waiting to happen.” Beth in black bikini, small black workout gloves, Rachel in pink bikini bottoms, pink sport top to a high neck; small white workout gloves.

During R1L CLIP! CLAP! Harnois startled as Bilson hops n either foot swatting a crisp right/left against blonde jaw lines. Beth covers up, turns to her right: Rachel swings a lusty left from almost behind her blonde, catching Harnois in the tummy. Beth confused, now stumbling away from Rache with her back ti the brunette Bilson snarling, slips her small-gloved left hand into ‘Beth’s waistband, tugging her for swinging rights upside the head from behind. Elisabeth stumbles into ropes, slowly righting herself under a lathering beatdown from Bilson. Little Rachel just blundering her arms at Harnois, cuffing and buffeting her about head and shoulders. Beth sitting into ropes, getting swarmed: straight right hand jams through to blonde mouth, jolting her head, stunning her. Another right hand punches Beth on her cheek, turning her head to the right. Harnois standing in stupor, hands right atop left at her belly, head turned to the right, her eyes shut right as RACHEL POUNDS AWAY! Rache just a-jamming’ straight rights and short, hustling stampers and THE REF JUMPS IN! Beth Harnois face-punched into submission--TKO1 Rachel Bilson!

After: Harnois burying her face in hands, hiding tears of shock and shame: she’s quickly pounced upon and hustled out of the fight before she catch her bearings. Bilson leaping about wild-eyed--screeching and cavorting: easily the biggest, most one-sided win iof her career. “I wonder if I  managed to hurt her?” Bilson says coyly in post fight, batting her eyelashes--then mocking ‘Beth by tossing her head to her right and mimicking the shock, stunned punch-taking pose the blonde finished up with. “I GOT POUNCE BABEEEEE” Rache squeals, too fired up to make sense any longer.

Reposted by Archer 6/24/10.