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27 June 2010 Nina Dobrev vs Lindsay Lohan

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK:

Lindsay Lohan vs Nina Dobrev 2 (Beth Harnois ref)

Posted by simguy on 6/27/2010, 10:17 am

BEFORE: Pushing and shoving in prefight - Lilo looking to set a bossy tone early; Dobrev anxious to answer the Accola annihilation, reconfirming her supremacy over Linds in the process. "Lindsay still thinks she's a superpower in this sport," Nina fumes at podium, "she's not - she's just a stepping stone now. Guess it's up to me to remind her of that!" Lilo stoked by impressive surge against slender young Candice: she's anxious to get back at one of those who've used her in the past several months. "Payback starts with Nina," says Linds at the mic, "which is appropriate since both are bytches. I hit too freakin' hard to be stubbing my toes on stupid TV sluts. Nina's going out and that's all there is to it." Nina in this bikini (looking like she just had a jab bounce off her face?) http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2405310/nina-dobrev-candice-accola-bikini-15/ hair loose as depicted...small white gloves.

Lindsay in this bikini http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/229851 hair swept back to a bun as depicted...small white gloves.

Beth Harnois referees this triangle battle, and will fight the winner. Beth in polo-collar black/white striped referee's short sleeved shirt; snug black cheerleader spanky trunks; black runners/white socks rolled down; ponytail.

During R1: Girls jabbing jug to locate one another, then slugging from dug-in wide stances. Slender-limbs hurling wide hooks - girls popping hips-right and clapping away...NINA GOES DOWN! Trade in batting hooks sends Dobrev to her buns...Lilo looking to trample seated/blinking Neens, but Beth bodies enraged blonde back. Wonky 8 Dobrev - she's a trembling beauty, trying desperately to rally. Lilo squares away, jabbing to describe distance, then it's long armed walloping from static stances - Nina winging off ropes; Lohan looking to finish. Girls extending on punches - Nina bending at the waist to loop wide-swinging wallop up top; Lilo jab-jabbing head and body - looking to measure Nina for straight right crosses. Withering stuff - Lilo tagging Nina a number of times both stinging rights and clipping full-extension hooks. Dobrev wobbled but handling the power despite being a shellshocked ingenue at bell. Lilo wants to chest up and let Dobs hear all about it: Beth intercepts, bodying Lindsay back with lips curled off teeth.

R2: Linds whipping the palm-down hook up off her hip, reaching for Neens: Dobrev leaning back, then leaning in to prod her jab to Lilo's face, sidestepping-left to get away from Lohan's rangy left. Dobrev jab-jabbing to good effect - stooping to touch Lohan's trim tummy...Linds lunging, trying to find Nina with swimming lefts and rights. Nina off the backpedal, walks Lohan onto a rugged left hook: Lilo chin-checked, stumbles to her left all bewildered. Nina rotating another 90 degress to her left, eyes narrowed: she jabs that jug, jabs that jug; turns over a slapping, extended hook; drops the thunderbolt right...Lilo's head snaps side to side, knees locking up as she torso-drifts forward. Lindsay pitching face first into canvas as Nina sidesteps...that's Lohan fast asleep at Dobrev's all-conquering feet - KO2!

After: Nina looking to wipe her feet on Lohan - Beth bodying the Bulgarian Bully back and exchanging harsh words: poor Lilo mouthing the deck, suffering another brutal stoppage at the hands of similarly-built Nina D!