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10 July 2010 Anna Paquin vs Kristen Stewart

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Posted by simguy on 7/10/2010, 9:27 am

BEFORE: "Honestly, I thought they'd move Seyfried against me," A-Paq says in prefight. "You know - curvy/bouncy blonde match up - real crowd pleaser...instead I get stick-legs/pasty face brunette...at least Seyfried looks cute and can punch." K-Stew rising up in anger. "For your info - these aren't 'stick' legs - they're stick-and-move legs," Kristen snarks, "and they're a hell of a lot better than the mud-wrestling pillow-thighs YOU'RE sloppin' around!" That's it - A-Paq out of her seat - security separating snarling starlets...didn't even get around to potshotting one another's respective vampire-shows. K-Stew in forest green bikini; black gloves; hair in loose Bella curls. A-Paq in pink/white check print bikini with twist-tie top; white gloves; frisky high ponytail.

During R1: Stewart legging to her right - chased by winging rights and looping lefts from aggressive Anna early. Stewart stop, pops as Paquin jiggles forward: right hand lead scores to Anna's face, followed by batting left hook to paunch. Kris snarling, pushing the left into Paquin's breasts; drifting her a brawny right cross: Anna taking a good shot, gobbling early. Kristen stepping around - not dancing or fluid, but effective - she's picking out spots, walking Anna in, beating her to punches. Paquin all jiggly buns/tits/tummy - toddling after Stewart, getting touched up, swinging back late receipts. K-Stew pretty comfy late - finishing up the round with three consecutive straight left jabs pounding Paquin's puppies at bell. Stewart: smug - throwing curls off her shoulders as she struts to corner. Paquin: steamin' - ponytail tossing angrily side to side as she stomps to stool.

R2: Anna in crossed arm...bending torso-left to loop across heavy overhand rights; tilting torso-right to heave the left hands over. Stewart swept to ropes, dukes in vertical stack (right atop left) at her body, frowning at blonde power. Paquin reckless, but effective - landing several wide roundhouse rights to K-Stew's back and hip; using the left shoulder/elbow to bump Kris back into ropes for reset. Stewart grumpy from body blows, but taking them well: she's showing inexperience by just standing there, not clinching or rolling, but waiting on Anna. A-Paq banking several fat right hands in hated brunette ribcage...ref issuing steady stream of warnings for those that catch back-meat.

R3: Kris takes midring jabbing - pivoting counterclockwise as she pounds Anna's face left hands. Paquin turning on the spot, wanting her own right, but unable to deliver as Kristen's movement carries brunette away from blonde power. Right hand K-Stew - looping blast brushes down across Anna's face - startling her. Rising left uppercut Stewart - JOLTING blow crashes into chin like a car hitting a wall - Stewart's right foot up off canvas as she torques into the shot. Paquin's head doesn't rock back, but tilts down as her chin gets jammed in...torrid blast shunts her onto her heels then ONTO HER BUNS! Anna rolls to her back, face cringing in shellshock...she's still trying to roll over one side or the other when 10 count passes her by. KO Kristen Stewart!

After: Paquin suprisingly gracious in postfight (when she's able to stand) - shaking Kristen's hand and admitting to BLONDE! "The girl's got lead pipe fists." Stewart beaming - delighted to blow past a rival starlet in spectacular fashion. "I love to finish fights," Kris admits in postfight. "I was catching her pretty clean, but she was taking it all well - I kinda wondering what it would take to lift her off her feet. Then BOOM! I found out!" One roving reporter mentions that K-Stew's in the running for Queen of the Summer with both a blockbuster movie AND a tremendous KO win under her belt: does Stewart think she could yank the title away from Scarlett J this year? "Anything's possible," Stewart says all wink/wink, nudge/nudge.