Posted by Simguy on 6/11/2004, 7:03 am.

Before: Loughlin staying busy, exploiting her “former” ingénue status to make intriguing match ups such as Cuoco/Loughlin. Kaley maybe more physical of the two, but Lori’s not intimidated. “I’ve forgotten more about boxing than Kaley’s had to learn yet,” says the confident WB property, “We’ll see what she’s got once I take a round or two out of that body. I’m going to frustrate her spirit and take way her legs--she’s go0ing to look pretty ordinary once I’m done with her.” Interesting aside--Loughlin brings her chief sparring partner, Taylor Cole (bikini-sporting ingénue on “Summerland” costarring with Lori--WB with an inexhaustible supply of such beauties--she’s responsible for mimicking Cuoco in the ring) to all pre-fight events and Cole is so challenging with her body language and baleful glares that Kaley is moved at one point to snap: “Keep your dog on a leash!” to Loughlin. Peach sport bandeau top supported by bra straps, blue and white splash print bikini bottoms Kaley-baby bikini with lavender trim and strings, Lori

During R1: Kaley hopping in with a light jab to the body then a tangy hook in the cheek--she’s got Lori stepping in fence post holes early. Cuoco with a jolting left uppercut, left hook, left uppy and ANOTHER hook spills Loughlin back on her heels--crowd roaring at youthful pyrotechnics as Cuoco marches forward. Kaley jabbing to the body again, then abruptly hooking chin--Loughlin sent staggering to her left as ingénue tears up the first minute. Middle minute all about Cuoco breaking down what’s left, Midring--Kaley goes to Lori’s trim waist with thick batting action, jabbing Loughlin’s face to cover the step right. In and out like that--Cuoco whistling right hands shave Lori’s chin and get her ropeside--Kaley squaring away, knuckling back those shoulders and HELPING HERSELF TO JUG! Cuoco not known for rack attack, but she’s just stacking Lori up and PLUNDERING the goods. Loughlin busted up, bleeding from the nostril and weepy from the titty stomp--Kaley all smiles as she bops back to her corner after a rousing 10-8 no-knockdown first.

R2: Kaley effervescent off her stool, hopping into Lori with hooks to the body--Loughlin with the left across her abs, right under her chin turns to her right, bends to absorb the body shots, swivels back with a snug hook to Kaley’s chin and CUOCO GOES DOWN! Kaley caught a tight Ray Leonard snapping left--she’s on her back, momentarily dazed--now it’s Lori’s turn to strut, eyes flashing. After 8, Lori imposing her will via the jab--body and head, poking Kaley to the ropes, opportunistically scorching the ribcage some good, good slicing hooks just beneath the breast line. Cuoco breathless, shabby with hurt, reaching to clinch--Loughlin going at her with those biting combinations, tattooing the midriff and ribcage, dipping and curling tight uppercuts to clip that chin. Kaley woozy, but soaking it up well, by the final minute she’s punching back off the ropes. Alternately palming up on Lori, then swatting hooks or poking a short right hand at her face, Kaley scratches back from the brink. Lori ends the round with a showy spank/spank right/left on Kaley’s tummy that has the blonde cramped up nicely at the bell. Both corners active during the break, settling down their fighters, massaging humming arms and quivering thighs--both girls buzzed unexpectedly violent punching through 2.

R3: Kaley roaming right, darting in with lead right hands, jumping back out--Lori trying to roll and time her for counter hooks and screened right uppercuts. End of minute 1, Kaley with a feint gets Lori to pre-commit--Cuoco steps in with that lead left uppercut. Squeaking her fist just inside Lori’s protective right glove. Popping crack, Lori’s body electrified--she stumbles back from the blast. Losing her balance and finally crashing to canvas at the ropes. Crowd shouting to its feet--Loughlin’s eyes swimming, legs aimlessly thrashing as she tries to scramble up, but limbs aren’t responding. Stunning KO3 in rip-roaring fashion, Kaley Cuoco.

After: Shootout goes to the younger woman--Cuoco the bigger, stronger girl, also the quicker at this point, and Loughlin no slouch when it comes to quickness. Kaley coming over to give Lori a consolation hug, but Taylor Cole bars the way, snarling and pushing Cuoco to create a little scene as officials move in. Not Cuoco’s fault, but she’s the envy of ingénues everywhere for the type of success she’s had--fortunately, Kaley seems to be responding well to pressure.

Reposted by Archer 7/26/10.