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11 June 11 2004 Jessica Alba vs Britney Spears

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 9 months ago

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 6/11/2004, 7:07 am,

Before: turmoil at BSE--mgmt overhauls, Britney in a funk and blames by man in the press for the stable’s slide--rival Alba chomping at the bit to add to Spears’ woes. “I’d be lying if I said I’m not loving what Britney’s growing through right now,” shrugs Jessica all pretty at the dais, “Am I kicking her when she’s down? Absolutely--she’s hurting right now, doubting herself, and I’m going to take advantage of that just like she would.” Spears non-plussed--pundits watching her every move for important signs--is she detached? Distracted? Disinterested? “people think what they want,” says Britney. “Al I know, Jessica’s hated me ever since she first net me. There’s no way I’m letting her get over on me, Anybody who thinks I’m not up for Alba or I’m not motivated is going to be as shocked as she is when I’m finished.” Britney in royal blue bra style bikini with silver Middle-Eastern-motif embroidery--Jessica in red dance two piece.

During R1: Jessica flat at the open--Britney’s got the jump. Spears choosing to close as quickly as possible, wanting her on Alba’s shoulder or upper chest, swinging hard right hands to the hips, reefing hooks to the waist. Jess beaten ropeside when she sets up supple, hands pushing on shoulders, pulling down on Brit’s head, but not punching back much. Nice bell to bell shove and slug from Spears--she’s being the boss, putting her body on Jessica, using her leg strength to keep lithe Alba fro spinning off the ropes.

R2: Alba a little more active, but Britney still bringing battle into close quarters, crowding Jessica, muscling her to the ropes ad attacking that willowy brunette midsection. Britney unapologetic about getting her body on Jessica, reaching under Alba’s arms, chesting her into the ropes, writhing and smearing all over the brunette to disrupt organized defence. Spears snapping and snatching, nice tight licks punctuated with the occasional swinging hook to the waist when there’s room. Britney also pounding away on Alba’s biceps and breasts--Britney committing to pressure and getting her way through 2.

R3: Another bell to bell Britney Spears round--she’s hounding Jessica, keeping her pinned down, beating that body and outworking the classy brunette in the trenches. With her head forward, Britney really twisting on her hips to bang in rights and lefts, landing loud against Alba’s taut midriff and shaking that slender chassis. When she edges in with her left shoulder, Britney tightens up the stroke--chopping and swatting, getting in behind the elbows and nibbling at Alba’s kidney round the right hip. Jessica all achy painy at the bell, whining to the ref--9 minutes of getting your ass kicked will do that.

R4: Alba finally getting her jab unpacked, keeping Britney at the end of the punch--Spears effectively muzzled for the first time. Second minute--Spears trying to jump in--Alba shows her athleticism by fading back and licking the tight right uppercut--Spears stung, wobbling backwards where she’s clapped a swinging hook on then cheek--SPEARS GOING WOBBLY BUTT! Jessica’s lips pulling back off heer teeth--she bucks in, stepping-to and licking those limber arms in tight-switching left/right uppercuts against Britney’s body as blonde stands with face in gloves. Spears sorely tasted down the stretch--upright, covered up--Jessica going at her with strapping hooks, resetting with a nudging left forearm against the ribs--lashing work at the bell sends Britney back to her corner all a-tremble.

R5: Spears jabbing-with--fight more fluid now as girl use the ring, get leggy in there, spitting stick at one another’s faces. Not a lot of meaningful contact, but lithe battle of position significance to these combatants: both view themselves as possessing the superior wheels, Ho hum stuff for the crowd, but insiders notice Alba blushing whenever Britney wrong-foots her or sidesteps her to turn at the ropes.

R6: Alba slinging overhand rights hard and lanky--not connecting up flush, but making Brit commit defensively, driving her to the corners. Jessica coming in off her jab--now SHE wants to work in close, fists at chest height, dipping to either side and ripping short-arm, jagged uppercuts into Britney’s tanned midriff and plump jugs, Spears fighting off the ropes, answering back tight hooks to ribs and up top, keeping the right hand at her cheek as she punchers with her hips and torso.

R7: Another competitive heat--Spears separates herself late by bodying Alba into the ropes and getting thick to that taut midsection again. Britney  really cleaning up down there--batting away at the hips and kidney, shoulder-bumping Jess off, getting after tummy with two-fisted giddy up, Alba flat footed, left across her abs, right at her cheek--she’s rolling shots, using her shoulder on Britney, but getting outworked once again at close range.

R8: ANOTHER close stanza--Alba bullied to the ropes again, but more effective as fight basically plays out on a little patch of canvas near the Alba corner. Jessica in a nice slip and counter rhythm, left shoulder pointed at Britney--Jess rolling the right hands, coming back with brisk right uppercuts, turning her torso right to slap I the hook, then covering up and bending to evade the receipts, Spears a little too squared up, presenting too much tit and tum--Jessica able to play peek-a-boo for points this round.

R9: Spears very muscular--she’s been strong all night and gets on Jessica again to hound her to the ropes. Britney hook-hook-hooking that midsection, then bodying Jess into the strands--brunette sitting in the ropes, unable to offer back as Spears unloads. Britney b beating the arms, chest, ribs and tummy--working round the sides, pumping up the middle, then laying on to make Jessica feel the weight. Alba pale, discouraged at the bell--Britney really getting into her rival’s trunks tonight with deliberate close-quarters assault.

R10: Fight ends as it began--Britney dictating terms to Jessica as Alba defends at the ropes. Jess busier now--twisting to get the right uppercuts off from her screened stance--licking hooks at Britney’s bronzed waist and flank. Spears just too strong--when she;’s not slugging, she’s rubbing her forehead on Alba’s upper chest, palming the brunette’s elbows back, just smearing her against the ropes, Unusual stuff for Britney, but effective--she mauls the boxer to the bell and picks up a hard working, very professional UD10.

After: Alba petulant as she tugs off her gloves--turned back yet again by hated Britney Spears--what’s it going to take to turn the tables? Spears shaking out her sweaty mane, smiling and upbeat--scrubbing up on Jessica might have been just what the doctor ordered. “She’s good,” says a charitable Britney in post fight, “really, she is. But I’ve got her number. I just love taking Jessica out back to the woodshed--that’s what she’s there for!”

Reposted by Archer 7/27/10.

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