REMATCH

Posted by Simguy on 6/25/2004, 6:02 pm.

Before: Emotional prefight as girls are routinely separated, neither can get through a speech without being heckled or shouted down--seriously hard feelings I the wake of Lori’s blitzkrieg wipe out of the much younger, well-regarded Ms. Alba. “Jessica needs to grown up,” snipes the older Lori. “She’s behaving like a spoiled little bully who can’t have her way. She wasn’t prepared last time and all the excuses and whining aren’t going to change that. Jessica’s the most overrated fighter I think I’ve seen--I’m pounding her out and that’s all there is to it!” Alba livid at the suggestion that the first fight was anything but a fluke--she won’t hear of it. “Lori Loughlin had the luckiest night of her life when we met the first time and she doesn’t even know it. I swear to my fans Lori won’t finish this fight--I won’t allow it. Lori in electric blue bikini top, navy bottoms, white shoes--Jessica in tan hide bikini, western motif, soft boxing mukluks.

During R1: ACTION! Alba snarling as she rails Lori a stiff jab off the hip,. Slides back and nails blonde a pair of slicing rights, Loughlin charging through it, jabbing stubby to close, then spank-spank on the gut to lurch Alba forward. LORI’S UNLEASHING! Sensational ripping combination--Loughlin just setting her toned little body and tearing away rights and lefts--spanking splatter pattern on the torso has Alba reeling in shock. Longer-limbed Jessica trying to slug with, but not as nifty in close--Loughlin snapping off tight lefts and rights, getting her shoulder behind chin-clocking hooks and ALBA IS HURT! Jessica staggers back into the ropes, head on a loose neck, eyes wide and staring--Loughlin pours in! All Lori to the bell, LATHERING at Jessica as Alba slowly folds forward, face in gloves. Lori’s lips pulled back with effort, little fists spanking and bouncing off Jessica’s taut flanks or chopping down on the back of the head or ears. Alba sobbing under fire--bell sounds--Lori’s still working her girl over--ref jumps in, Pandemonium as Loughlin’s bundled back--Alba arching her back with a pained wince, glaring eyes.

R2: Loughlin storming across the ring, spitting jabs, thrusting straight right hands--she gets Alba tilting backwards and CLOUTS her a swinging hook! Jessica on her heels and stunned again--Lori surging in close, left shoulder in Alba’s  chest, tidy left hooks chewing up gut muscle with rapid, jerking tugs--Jessica finally clinches, mouth open, senses spinning from Loughlin’s explosive furry, Ref breaks’em up--Alba learned a lesson--she clinches immediately as Lori steps close, tieing the blonde up, turning her around, walking her to the ropes for the break. Jessica dancing to midring, easing left--NOW she’s getting the jab out, forcing Lori to parry and hang back--blonde wary of the clinch inadvertently puts herself in Jessica’s wheelhouse. Alba with that long,  snaking stick, lifting it sharp off the hip, Lori blocking in front of her face but she never sees the RIGHT CROSS! Jessica leaning in and pulling home a slinging right behind the screening jab--Lori catching flush on her jaw, front foot coming off the canvas and LORI’S WOBBLY BUTT! Loughlin stomping in fence post holes--Jessica stepping right and lashing blonde the hook, scorching another grooving right hand over Loughlin’s left shoulder, then hammering Lori’s face hard to port with a sweeping hooks as Loughlin’s tumbling backward.. Lori off balance, drops to her backside at the ropes--OH she’s shabby, Loughlin staring, right hand trying to pull at the middle strand but she can’t get off her butt--numb legs won’t come back in time. KO2 Jessica Alba in heart pounding fashion.

After: Alba climbing the ring ropes and roaring, pounding her chest with an angry right hand--she sorts Lori out in  a Wild West shootout, turning the blonde’s own savagery against her. Loughlin taking punches well early, but taking them nonetheless--Once Alba got her distance and slowed Lori down, Loughlin’s offensive exuberance backfired. “I told you,” says a still-riled Alba in post fight, all revved up with KO payback. “Loughlin’s a second rate beach honey who’s WAY past her prime. I dressed her UP like only Jessica Alba can--sweet Jesus I hit that girl HARD, didn’t I? Oh man, she’s still circling the airport!”

Reposted by Archer 7/31/10.