"VAN HELSING" Premiere.

Posted by Simguy on 5/9/2004, 10:50 am.

Before: Beckinsale impatient to make a “blonde assassin” name for herself in US gets the power of Universal behind her to make Daniel;/Beckinsale a reality for a gala premiere of “Van Helsing” in LA. “Kate’s really throwing down the gauntlet,” notes one anxious BLONDE! Mag scribe. “first Ashley, then straight to Brittany--and Kate’s  confident enough to attach her film promotion to the fight, which is always a dangerous high stakes approach. We haven’t seen Daniel in a while, but if she’s on, she could very well nip this emerging threat in the bud. Let’s hope!” Daniel in self-imposed exile after being dumped by the Krushers--she’s attended beach bouts, been at the autograph tables, but she hasn’t exchanged pleasantries with any other celeb until now. “Beckinsale’s people were relentless,” Brittany shrugs. “Kate feels she has to lay me out to build he reputation and she wouldn’t back off, She wanted this fight and she’s going to get it. Nobody carves me up just to get over--certainly not a brunette skank like this.” Pleasant outdoor evening setting. Kat in black bikini, laced front top, Brittany in green halter top, loop connection, sporty taupe bottoms. Girls get nose on nose during instructions, quivering to get at each other early.

During R1: Brittany bouncing, darting in and out--very rapid footwork, she’ buzzing Kate with sizzling one-twos on the chin up the middle--once, twice, three times and KATE GOES DOWN! Beckinsale unaccustomed to speed and sock of Daniel, poses for a series of slashing payloads before crumbling to her knees. Daniel smirking, arms on top rope in the neutral corner, then she takes over. Brittany spitting jabs to get Becks ropeside--Brit tilted forward, gloves at her temples, face grimacing-Daniel digs in, Hard, hard body shots--Daniel setting and jamming away to waist--twisting her hips into hooks, arching her back on thick right hands up underneath. Beckinsale used to being the one dishing this kind of thing--British beauty stunned at the force of these withering blows, can’t answer back as Daniel systematically stays o her. Brittany lovingly working the torso--leaning left or right to get her angles, tucking her mitts, tidying up vicious--she leaves Katie breathless, throbbing and uncertain after a delicious blonde first.

R2: Daniel glorying in her apparent hand and foot speed advantage. Both girls dukes up at chest height, elbows in--Kate moving her head side to side, bending at the waist, always looking to catch Brittany with something short and lethal, but blonde not cooperating. Daniel undressing stoic brunette with dating in-out thrusts, using feints to freeze her girl then lighting her up head and body. Brittany able to score hesitation rights on the mouth, snapping Beck’s head back and moving her--Brittany able to get up underneath with gouging hooks and really rip up those ribs and trembling tummy. No one punch does it, but the constant lightning assaults break Kate down by the final moments--she’s wobbly butt, leaning forward again and helpless as Brittany hops in, dig-dig-digs a rigid left hook in behind the elbow to sit Beckinsale woozy in the ropes at the bell, Daniel with a maddening smile, turning and prancing to her corner as her achy Beckinsale drops another shutout.

R3: Brittany just too fast. Kate with her dukes up, looks strong and poised, but the sudden rush, feint, lead right hand is catching her, and hurting her, over and over again, Daniel able to bound in and out with scorching power to the chin, but she’s also pounding Kate’s angular face with hateful jabs to get close, then DIGGING up into ribs with rising hooks, Beckinsale just can’t hold canvas, slumped forward, hurting--she stumbles to the ropes and covers up as Daniel sets to work on her. Another hood bruising shutout--Brittany palming Kate ion the shoulders, quick-tugging Kate’s head to one side or the other to expose her midsection, cuffing and swatting either ear, then slamming away short and severe downstairs. Towards the end, it’s just Brittany bodying up, pressing Kate back to stack her up, then mugging those jugs with tidy, shoulder-shrugging strokes--Beck soaking it up until she can slump forward and try to take her tits off the table--Brittany bodying up again to reset. Blonde leaving her scent on brunette through 3--just putting a blue pasting on an outgunned, outlegged, Kate Beckinsale.

R4: pace finally slows for Brittany--Kate gets her act together, Beckinsale with elbows in, dukes up, good torso and head movement--she dips and rips very effectively, hardly any backswing on compact punches, usually in combination. Beck bringing her feet with her when she attacks--never overextending--she edges in close, then gets off rapid, scalding Brittany’s tanned rib cage and taut waist with snapping rips. Daniel in retreat--Kate hunting her down and staying on the body--Beck doing a great job tucking that left in under Brittany’s elbow to leech a little hop out of those legs. Daniel not doing much offensively, soaking up body shots, moving to a new spot and awaiting Beckinsale’s attacks.

R5: Brittany scolds Kate with another creaming lead right--while the brunette stutter-stepping about it, blonde lights her up a raking flurry of lefts and rights about the head and shoulders. Brittany apparently unbeatable when she moves in and out, gets off first--Beck sound defensively, but she’s being shredded by the sheer velocity of Brittany’s relentlessly attacks. Katie put wobbly butt and hounded all around the ring--final minute, Brittany eases in close to make a statement. Daniel right there, shoulder to shoulder  with a hard brunette inside and Brittany’s taking her apart! Jerking, thick left hands up into gut, or curled into tidy uppercuts on the chin. Slutty right hands dug in hard under the left breast or wrapped round to bite at kidney, Beckinsale brave, stooped forward, legs trembling as she sit’s a-swoon in the ropes--blonde mopping up huge, unopposed at the bell, snatching extra from brunette’s protesting chassis, Katie’s cheeks glistening with tears under the hot overhead lights--she’s cramped and uncomfortable on her stool, being beaten at her own game tonight.

R6: Brittany wallows back inside, wanting it shoulder to shoulder with Katie--proves a mistake this round. British girl very compact and efficient, fitting her hook into sternum and tanned blonde stomach--Beck with a jerking, vicious delivery that’s all back, hips and legs, moving Daniel backwards. Brittany gritting her teeth, trying to step right and hook, but Kate using her left shoulder to bump and jostle, prevents any cuteness from her foe. Daniel thumped to the ropes and it’s just tidy dip and dig from both girls inside--gouging, snatching shots ripping up bellies, drumming into ribcages and Katie’s getting the better of it. Beckinsale a master at shoulder-bump and hook--she’s getting it repeatedly on Daniel, clouting the chin over and over after touching the body--Brittany’s breaking down. Daniel answering back, doubling up her hook head and body--she’s giving almost as good as she’s getting in spirited trade, Katie arches her back and picks up on Brit’s chin a crisp left uppercut, ducks back down to slip Daniel’s hook, tucks home a gorgeous left hook to Daniel’s tender liver, quivering strong blonde legs, then pops up out of the crouch to HOOK THAT CHIN! Daniel out on her feet, mouthpiece popped right out of there--she slumps forward into Beckinsale, affording brunette opportunity to dig away uncontested hooks to vulnerable waist, just packing away until Brittany slides down to the canvas. Beckinsale busted up and worn, but triumphant--frowns down at Brittany’s slumbering, golden back. KO6 Kate Beckinsale.

After: Kate proving tough as prison beef tonight--soaking up a robust Brittany Daniel bombardment almost the whole night long but carrying the contest on will and desire at the end. Daniel getting much the better of it on all cards, out-fighting and out-boxing her foe with superior legwork all night long, but in the end, the blonde’s chin just wasn’t up to snuff. Brutal dismissal gives black haired, black hearted Kate what she craves: cringing blonde hatred and resentment in the US as she seeks out and destroys one of the best of sexiest tonight. Brilliant display overshadows the wretchedness that is “Van Helsing”, so it’s mission accomplished all around.

Reposted by Archer 7/31/10.