Posted by Simguy on 3/2/2007, 7:05 am.

Before: Opportunistic Virginie looking for a tune up: she knows Thandie’s been struggling against Penelope Cruz this winter, suffering a series of boxing and wrestling setbacks against the nubile Spaniard. “I feel like a huntress in this fight,: Virginie croons in prefight, “Thandie’s like a gazelle or a doe-=-I’m stalking her and will bring her to ground, This will be fun for me--not so serious--I can afford to carry T’andie a few rounds, yes?” Newton scowling--she’s a much sought-after commodity in European celebrity fighting circles, but desperately wants to show well in the US: Ledoyen’s  a little nobody in search of  a beating and I’m just the woman to give it to her.” Ledoyen in mauve string bikini, long brown curls, small black workout gloves. Thandie in sleek black string bikini; black hair slick, up in an ornate Roman braid down her neck; small black workout gloves.

During R1: Virginie aggressive showing little respect for Newton at the open. French woman stepping-to off her jab, lashing right/left to Thandie’s slender waist; bumping in hard with the left shoulder to nudge Newton backwards. Thandie giving ground, scowling--hard body blows have her stepping out and regrouping, Final minute--withering exchange of lefts and rights grazes both participants: as she’s bringing her left elbow back, Thandie catches Virginie above her left eye, cutting her. Ledoyen stumbling, momentarily dazed: Newton heartlessly chops righty to the busted open eye, chops at it again, hooks Virginie’s mouth a compact stroke then opens up to lap two-handed at Ledoyen’s midsection, doubling the French girl over. Scouring punches across Ledoyen’s lower back complete a savage inventory of fouling for Newton--she’s roughly pulled away by her elbow for a strong talking-to as Virginie staggers around blinking and confused. Round to Ledoyen, but she’s shook up: good cut work manages the laceration during the break, but can’t stop that eye from swelling up.

R2: Thandie able to add to Virginie’s woes: it’s Newton to offence, now taking the fight to Ledoyen, Repeated, and intentional, use of bony elbow strikes in close as Thandie maliciously turns her punches over sharp, catching Ledoyen’s tender brows, cheeks and biceps, Newts ignoring the warnings, pushing past the official to get back on her reeling foe,. Nice upbeat lathering from Thandie--she’s staying on top of Virginie as Ledoyen stumbles away--golden-brown bodied gamine hopping after her girl, licking at her underneath with lanky, underhand rips. Constant  punching taking Virginie in her tummy, ribs, chin from the low slung trajectory--Newton very adept at punching while bouncing forward. Crowd pleasing stuff--lots of slender-limbed lather and movemenrt as Newton hounds her girl: Ledoyen grimacing, fending off the worst of it, but getting scuffed up for points in the second.

R3: Ledoyen answers, and answers, with vigor. SHE goes to Newton’s midsection via the lapping, loose-limbed underslung slugging off-the-hop: both girls nice and limber as they take turns pouncing on the other, Thandie scowling, breathing hard--she’s on the defensive most of the round, resorting to small-glove tugging of her foe’s arms to spin Virginie and earn more warnings from the ref. Ledoyen stronger bossier this round, able to dictate--Newton staying leggy, fighting smart, though cheap, in surviving Ledoyen’s wraith.

R4: Right uppercut I close startles Virginie as girls lean in: Thandie mops up a pair of short right elbow smashes, catching Ledoyen Muay Thai style on the ear and staggering her to her left, Clawing hook scraps Virginie’s ribs beneath her breasts; hard chopping right takes her on that swollen left eye. Ledoyen stumbling sadly to ropes: she’s hurt, lips parted, eyes concerned as Thandie pounces once again Lathering beat down along the ropes as Virginie slides face-in-gloves to her right: Thandie stepping-with, pouring it on with eyes bright, lips pulled back off white teeth. Ref barking warnings--Thandie’s punching taking too much back, and her elbows are always up as she’ scouring away--Newton unrepentant as she hounds Ledoyen around the perimeter. Virginie caught a gorgeous, gouging left uppercut to her sternum at the midway point: sobbing French gasp, knocking French knees as Ledoyen nearly goes down from the tucked-in shot. Virginie sits back into ropes rather than give up the knockdown, but she’s badly gutshot: Thandie sees it, POURS on to the body with fresh stroking. NEWTON’S UNLEASHING! Thandie leaning underneath, sloshing it to Virginie. Plenty of trunks being taken here--Thandie not watching or caring, just moving her arm, whaling away:: Ledoyen paralyzed, soaking it up, lips parted in shock as Newton lashes away. VIRGINE GOES DOWN! Sad, gradual, wilting collapse--Ledoyen sinking to all fours shuddering, breathless and IT’S OVER! Virginie trembling, unable to rise--she gives yup the KO$ to a glowing Thandie Newton.

After: Newton strutting into the TU corner, roughly pulling Virginie up with a two-handed grip on the French girl’s left bicep: Ledoyen sniveling, staggering forward and grimly accepting Newton’s slender right arm around the waist. Golden brown walk of shame for Virginie--her body still tender from the terrible waxing it took: Newton grinning, waving with her left hand as she presents her conquest. Side by side, with Thandie reveling and Virginie dazed and hurt, this is heartbreaking: Ledoyen’s face all busted up from cruel, illegal elbows; Ledoyen cringing slightly as she walks from the horrid body-beating absorbed--Thandie really loving the moment, milking Virginie for every last drop of dignity tonight.

Reposted by Archer 8/1/10.