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29 July 2010 Angelina Jolie vs Rachel McAdams

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Posted by simguy on 7/29/2010, 5:51 pm

BEFORE: "I just couldn't take anymore!" Rachel says of her challenge to the so-called Queen-Regent of the FCBA. "Angelina wants to be treated like a Theron, but come on: Jolie hasn't paid NEAR the dues CT has. Angie's got skill - I will give her that, but look at her! She's all brittle and fragile...I'm coming in at the lightest I've ever weighed just to make this fair, but I'm telling you now: I am too strong, too sturdy for this wench. Jolie's getting knocked the hell out, or I'll watch her dumb movie 3 times in a row!" SRO media room for this conference as mainstream outlets jostle with fight-press for Jolie quotes. "I wanted a prettier, more supple affair," Angelina shrugs at podium, "but the girls I named wouldn't face my fists. So I give Rachel her due for courage. She's less pleasing to the eye, but she IS doughty...I will take my time picking her apart until quitting is her only option. I love to see women make that decision in the ring, and I promise I will keep Rachel around long enough to make it happen." Jolie in black Got Milk bikini; small black mitts; long brown battle braid. Rachel in midnight blue crushed velvet bra and panties, looking very leaned-out and sinewy; auburn hair up, dangling ringlets framing face; small white mitts. Asked to touch 'em up during instructions, Jolie pursed her lips, favours Rachel with an icy glare of disdain.

During R1: Angi steps out southpaw - right foot and shoulder forward - hands up relaxed/elbows in. Rachel stepping-to, hands up - going to crossed arm as she bobs on the spot against Jolie's jab. Angelina crisp, precise - right jabs pinging out with a slight hatchet-chop delivery from shoulder; counter-clockwise rotation puts her outside Rachel's left (lead) foot, threatening MacAdam's flank. Batting right hooks cuff quick at Rachel's left ear: little catspaw punches, keeping Rachel bobbing low. Sudden, swift left hands slice in straight - punching Rmac to pate: Jolie bouncing the fist off Rachel's head with pep. Rache turning/following, getting acclimated...not a lot of Foxfire offence as Jolie chips away. Down the stretch - Jolie bends in and down with a sudden left hand...when she straightens and leans back, she brings that left elbow up savagely, cracking Rache across left eyebrow. MCADAMS IS STUNNED! Lightning bolt gash opening up over Rachel's left eye as she sputters around: vicious foul draws shrieking boos from outraged crowd. Jolie cold-eyed, stalking Rachel to ropes: she leads a straight left hand flat onto cut; curls a biting right hook against the cut to get it gushing at the bell. Jolie smirking: everyone knows she loves to cut her foes...and so she has.

R2: Rmac shakes it off: cut puffy but controlled as she's off her stool. McAdams up-tempoing - jabbing her way in on Jolie, then going ribcage with both hands: thudding, palm-down whirling delivery slugs Angelina out of her stance. Jolie grimacing - slender torso shaken and abused by Rachel's no-nonsense cudgelling...Angelina on her bike as Mac walks her down. Rachel seeking the body - hunting Jolie down, digging at her until Jolie can disengage and flee.

R3: Mac quickly at her foe, jabbing to close, then working that ribcage. Bruising thump being applied - Jolie grimacing, recoiling from the hurt...she's running again. Mac jogging in pursuit at times, but being smart - always getting close before releasing, and covering up tight after delivery. Bell to bell Mac: tasty ribwork getting done as Jolie's cranky on her stool for the break.

R4: Jolie doing a bit of trap-boxing - stepping to a spot, walking Rache into a lead left, then easing weight to back (left) leg to pull a slicing right hook across. Rache clipped on occasion, but pushing-through: Angi a stinging, accurate puncher, but not a heavy-handed woman-stopper. Once she's paid the toll, Rachel's back on that ribcage - systematically dipping to either side, bouncing tight, curling punches off bone. Jolie panting - leaning in forehead to forehead and trading: she's clipping Rachel nifty little uppercuts inside - getting that right elbow up to push (and try to agitate that clogged cut) Jolie nimble and deft inside, scoring on Rachel's face, but McAdams landing the heavier blows: Angelina forced to clinch at times, face tight with body-pain for the ref's breaks.

R5: Give 'er credit: Angi's got class. Rotating counterclockwise...issuing a pinging, steady right jab...Jolie's turning Rachel, touching her up midring. Jolie a master at getting the right elbow up, then pivoting around her grounded right heel - stifling Rachel and turning her in one motion. Sudden, chopping left hands land repeatedly to left side of Rachel's face, lumping her up nicely. Defensively - Jolie sliding back to create gaps/ducking down to slip/pivoting right to create southpaw angles...Rachel unable to secure position, takes pinpoint punches bell to bell.

R6: Rachel gambles, jumping in on Angi's right jab to stamp a lead right to right side of Jolie's face. Angelina's legs give a shimmy...she's staggers away forlorn: Rachel immediately following up a chopping left hook and another straight right hand to chase Jolie ropeside. Angi stricken, forming ragged earmuff, stooping forward butt-in-ropes: Rachel squares away big-girl. Jolting left uppercut parts Angi's mitts, taking her in the forehead as she's bending over; Rachel dips the left shoulder and BURIES the left hook deep to liver! "OH-H!" Jolie shouts, eyes shut tight - mouth open wide...she's crippled! Big smile, Rachel MacAdams - she pushes Jolie upright by her shoulders, gets back into that breadbasket right/left/right: muscular, stuffing punches as Rache leans forward, rotates her shoulders. Jolie gurgling, slumping forward: Rache pushes her upright, stays on the body, grinning mean as auburn curl strays across her left eye. Angi ragdolled, helpless - Rachel just shoving and slugging slender vixen, beating that aerodynamic torso numb. Angi's eyes roll back into her head, eyelashes fluttering, lips parting slack...her knees give way, sending her slopping down Rachel's front to pitch head-and-knees to canvas. Angelina groggily able to push to all fours, but no further: KO6 to the body, Rachel McAdams.

After: Jolie a long time on her haunches, hugging at brittle ribs, wincing and being pretty. Party in the foxfire corner - Rache cut and busted up some, but ready to get into the champagne. "Looks like Salt got peppered," Rache mocks in postfight. "I should walk her - hell, I SHOULD get her up on my shoulders for a backbreaker, but that's not really my style. Someone should tell her how things could have gone though, and didn't. Yeah, I beat the stuffing out of Angelina - she's too small for me, even now - but her ego wouldn't let her see it. Honestly, she needs to fight Megan Fox - that's a good tilt for both of them, and a big-gate type fight...and it keeps them out of the hair of real fighters who have real fights to attend to!"