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7 August 2010 Sarah Chalke vs Taylor Schilling

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on 8/7/2010, 8:51 am

BEFORE: Taylor in the midst of enhanced cardio training when she got the unexpected call: "It's short notice," Schilling admits, "but I had to say yes to a BAD spot, and I'm in terrific shape anyway. Plus - Sarah obviously thinks she can make money off Taylor Schilling, and that's just wrong headed. I have a duty to punish girls like that!" Chalke best known for losing wild apartment brawls with Nicole Hiltz...sudden move into FCBA predicated upon beating Schilling. "Taylor's stiff and thin," Chalke shrugs in assessment, "easy pickin's. I'm very bendy - and bendy is strong - so I'll probably push this girl around, slap her stupid, and have my way. Don't count me out because I'm in a comedy (SCRUBS) - when it comes to fighting, I'm all drama, baby!" Taylor in pale blue/white horizontal-striped bikini top; royal blue bottoms with white belt; white gloves; white shoes/white socks rolled down; tight ponytail yanked back. Chalke in black bra and panties with white lace trim; white gloves; tan suede boxing moccasins to midcalf with fringes; blonde hair loose.

During R1,2: Competitive rounds, controlled by Taylor's stiff left jab. Schilling in wide stance - right (back) heel up off canvas...she'll dart the left to Sarah's face, cross-step left to pivot round Chalke's right shoulder. Taylor with both hands up - Chalke with left hand at her hip/right at her chest: easy for Schilling to block jabs with her right mitt while Sarah's face blocks most off Taylor's poke. Schilling's jab crisp - triggering sudden off the shoulder...if she has any bad habits with it at all, it's the occasional tendency to double-pump it first before deploying.

R3: Taylor circles to her right, tests out Sarah's chin - Schilling dropping her first right hands, prefaced by the jab, knocking Chalke's knees together. Bracing stuff - Taylor pin-point accurate, stitching in the one-twos with eyes narrowed, lips pursed. Chalke rocked, but proving doughty: late the round, she avoids shut-out by fetching Taylor a walloping wide right to ear - punching around Schilling's effective forward guard.

R4,5: Taylor banking minutes behind her jab - roaming to her left in cross-stepping pivots, concentrating on Sarah's pretty face/plump breasts. Chalke unable to jab-with - she's turning, scuffing up nicely as Schilling pumps stick. Best moments for Chalke come when she loops the right hand wide and flows forward, occasionally rushing Taylor out of her stance. Schilling doing a nice job reorganizing with good footwork, rifling stick containing Chalke's jailbreaks. Taylor comfortably in control through 5 - patiently busting Sarah up classy.

R6: Taylor circling clockwise behind her jab - landing so effectively however that she'll occasionally back Sarah up - obliging Schilling to give chase. Rotating counter-clockwise, Taylor drops smooth, straight one-twos - right hands tapping hard to Chalke's jaw, punching her sullen. Down the stretch, face-punching has Sarah stricken: she backs off face-in-gloves, hitting ropes for first time as Taylor lopes in. Schilling stoops forward, rotates her shoulders for lanky hup-hup lefts and rights to Sarah's tummy: rights and lefts galloping rangy to Chalke's toned midriff at bell. Shutout Taylor has her grinning as she punches her sixth straight round out of Sarah.

R7: Chalke backs away, luring Taylor forward...Sarah waiting for the double-pump indicator for Schilling's jab, then bending in to sling hard rights hands wide to noggin. Schilling smote - babystepping to her right: she's catching clout, trying to regroup after clapping Chalke connects. Second minute - looping right to ear over Taylor's jab shunts her sideways; sweeping hook to mouth surprises her; wide right roundhouse thumps her ribs...TAYLOR'S HURT! Schilling stumbling around, shook for the first time: she forms face-in-gloves and SARAH ROMPS! Chalke lashing away all bendy-limbed at Schilling's flanks...Taylor baby-stepping forward as she's lashed. Bell: Sarah's chest heaving, eyes flashing...signs of life from Chalke as Taylor hugs ribs en route to corner.

R8: Taylor circling behind her jab, seeking to control Sarah again: Chalke turning-with, crouching, looking to hurl thunderbolts. Second minute, Sarah gets the timing right: right hand clobbers Taylor behind left ear, shunting her sideways. Follow up pinwheel assault sweeps Taylor to ropes: she covers up face-in-gloves, back-on-ropes as seething Sarah squares away to romp! Lathering beatdown - Chalke to Schilling: Taylor holding elbows in tight, absorbing thrilling wallop to her torso. Sarah flailing away/falling in/pushing off - she's haphazard and mindless, but effectively swarming hurt Taylor for more points. Bell: Chalke pulled off by ref as she continues to batter Schilling late.

R9: Taylor stepping-right, threading in those smooth, straight one-twos: hard-tapping right hands have Sarah wobbly-butt early! Schilling to breadbasket - weight on front (left) leg as she arches her back to crank home the hooks: tuff moments for Sarah as she covers up/cries out into her mitts. Middle minute - Taylor continuing to reduce her foe with hooks off the front leg: Sarah stroking back hooks to chin loosens Schilling, putting HER wobbly-butt in exchange. Taylor staring, stumbling - she turns mindless brawling in an attempt to ward Sarah off: Chalke waling away from her pockets sweeps classy Taylor to ropes! Down the stretch, it's Chalke on Schilling - Sarah all bendy-backed - pushing at Taylor, then slopping wide lefts and rights onto Schilling in broad paint-brush strokes. Schilling astonished, covering up face-in-gloves, trusting sinewy miler's legs to hold her up. Bell: Sarah sobbing with the effort of shellacking Taylor has to be pulled off from behind.

R10: Sarah's mouth breathing, hands low: Taylor's conditioning program proves decisive as she rallies behind her jab, executes poke-and-pivot to perfection. Every few seconds, a Schilling left jab bounces off Sarah's sleepy face: Chalke punched lumpy at this point, no longer reacting crisply to punishment. Second minute - Taylor reverses direction - circling to her right to drop right hands over Sarah's left shoulder: clanging knocks have Chalkes knees buckling, if not touching down altogether. Ruthless stuff from Taylor - eyes hard as she circles outside, triggering straight, sudden licks off her shoulders - just systematically face-punching Chalke into a KO haze. Sarah doesn't go down, but she's battered and confused by bell: UD10 Taylor Schilling.

After: Good disciplined performance from Taylor shows her solid fundamentals and track-star conditioning - she withstands Sarah's desperation rally to hammer out a satisfying duke. "That felt really good," Taylor breezes in postfight. "I did what I wanted, executed my training...I felt like the better woman, and I acted like it!" Slim Grace Park said to be interested in Taylor Schilling for the fall: GP looking to get Hawaii 5-0 off the ground in style - classic-boxing rangy blonde could be just the ticket