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26 August 2010 Winona Ryder vs Jamie Lynn Spears

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Posted by simguy on 8/26/2010, 6:03 pm

Before: Jamie Lynn looking to get back on track - she dismisses criticism that Ryder's a soft touch. "Hey - Noni's been around the block like 600 times," Jamie Lynn says, "every round with her will be time well spent. Yes, I'm too hot, fast, tuff, and good for her - but she's wily - probably a cheater - and I need to be cleaning up on her after Nikki's bale, or there'll be hell to pay!" Winona outraged at the huge betting line against her: she's threatening to take it out on JLS. "The kid's got hurt coming her way," Ryder scowls at mic. "I've got big-jug power at this weight, and when I hit the line, there's movement. We'll see how cocky little Spears is once she's had her dose of Winona!" Noni in pink bikini with bra style top that's also twist-tied; white gloves; hair in messy up do. Spears in white bikini top/green bottoms; white gloves; hair up in messy beach bun. Venue: undercard of big sister's tussle - Mandalay Bay pool. CRAZY PRE-FIGHT HAPPENING: During weigh in - Geri Halliwell storms the scales in red bikini - momentarily poses on-stage and cops a bunch of cheap publicity - popping compact MILF biceps and threatening to paste Britney, Jamie Lynn, Winona and just about anybody else until security drags her off.

Geri's weigh-in ambush bikini: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=71972ex_halliwell_b-gr_30_8&title=Geri%20Halliwell%20Pictures&loc=3

During R1: Jamie Lynn to midring - right at her chin, left pumping out workmanlike two-jabs against Winona's peek-a-boo front. Jamie slide-steppin' easy to her right, turning Winona, keeping the jab on her...suddenly the kid lights it up right/left/right to jug. Frisky, pepper-pot combination - nothing too heavy - but Jamie Lynn's hopping away all grins-and-dimples as Winona fumes. Ryder walks Jamie Lynn down: grunts as Spears jabs tummy, scoots away. Ryder walks Jamie Lynn down: covers up as Spears flurries brisk rights and lefts up top, scoots away. That's the gist of it: Jamie's tanned young legs keeping her safe - fists pelting out suppressive fire, keeping Noni covered up in a shutout first.

R2: Ryder grumpy, crouching - reaching in with her right hand to prep the hook: Jamie letting go with both dukes in tic-tac-toe straight-shot patterns, tapping at breasts/face. 3 and out for Jamie Lynn - she's sidesteppin' pretty - stepping out whenever Ryder's really coming forward strong: very difficult for Winona to close. True exchanges rare, but when they happen: Jamie stands in the pocket, punches-with, and routinely beats Winona to punches. Nice contact made against the Ryder tummy, tits and face: she's pinking up nicely as tanned blonde remains infuriatingly unblemished.

R3: Ryder lunging, catching Jamie part of a right as Spears is fading back: Jamie answering back ping-ping-ping rights and lefts in sudden flurry, pounding away on Ryder's plump rack. Winona forming peek-a-boo against jug-muggage: Jamie shifts weight to front (left) leg; dips the left shoulder; fits cranking little left hooks in behind Noni's right elbow chup-chup-chup. Quick scoot to the right sees Jamie Lynn escape: Winona frowning, visibly frustrated as limber blonde's chopping her down through 3.

R4: Jamie leans in on left leg: Winona covers up earmuff...Jamie jots the short left uppercut neat to chin between mitts. Jamie stays on the left leg for another heartbeat - just long enough to catch Winona a stubby right hand as Ryder's opening up to punch. Noni missing as Jamie bobs low on the spot: Spears' head below Winona's waistline as brunette misfires over top. Weaving side to side, but standing in the pocket - Jamie makes Noni miss, then licks her waist stout left/rights: Ryder grumpy from the touches, but growing erratic with her own punches. Down the stretch, disorganized, gut-touched Ryder's walking in slugging: Jamie leans away from a hook; leans back in with a swinging right and DROPS RYDER TO HER BUNS! Bell: Winona rickety getting back up...Jamie Lynn can't wipe the smile of exuberant young face.

R5: Jamie Lynn frisky - stepping to spots, standing in the pocket, walking Winona in, then freely engaging toe-to-toe. Spears outscoring Ryder: hooking Noni's gut; scrubbing those jugs; chopping tidy to chin...when she's gotten off to her satisfaction, Jamie steps away to restart the whole thing. Ryder dogged, determined if nothing else: she's charging across no-woman's land only to be picked apart by a crisp, sharpshooting little blonde.

R6: Jamie nice and relaxed...elbows in, but loose - she's happy to tic-tac-toe away, then step to the side - often while jabbing Noni's jugs just for sport. Midway through, Ryder trudging forward, trying to engage: Jamie pursing her lips as she's punching-with, dropping her fists in straight chops to Ryder's bruised face. Straight left/right; tidy left hook; chopping right all bounce off Ryder's startled mug and NONI'S DOWN! Punches in bunches taking the place of weight of shot as Spears lights it up. Winona on all fours, VERY rickety...she's licking her lips, taking deep mouth-breaths...veteran obviously doing the math and figuring she's better off avoiding any more of this. Noni up at 11, getting waved off by protective ref: easy breezy KO6 Jamie Lynn Spears.

AFter: Spears fresh as daisies - sunny smiles and hugs for all as Jamie Lynn beats up her cougar. "I really wanted to dominate and showcase," Jamie confides in postfight, "so I'm pumped that I owned her the way I did. I was really afraid she'd try to bully me the way Megan did Nicole, but I just stayed aggressive, kept getting off first, and never let her try anything. Britney told me to pound Winona's jugs, and that turned out to be gold: getting into Ryder's rack is the quickest way of getting her to lay down!"