|
(Result by simguy/written by simgrrl)
Before: This fight came about as a direct result of the Theron-Winstead fiasco when Charlize Theron saddled Winstead with her custom hand-tooled, gold trimmed, leather 'n' lace, Victoria's Secret Body Saddle. Theron had Winstead cantering about in the ring when the rest of the Foxfire Fillies came charging in to "rescue" MEW! In the ensuing melee, Virginia jumped Cat from behind, after which - according to the official Incident Report [Form FCB 369a(3)] - filed by Academy doyen, Ginny, "Madsen did viciously and without provocation, beat Ms. Bell to the ground." Cat Bell, it's reported, was so incensed by the "cowardly attack" she issued a challenge to Madsen to "kit up and meet me in the ring." This fight is the culmination of those events.
Madsen, a well-preserved, buxom, blonde, turned 47 on Sept. 11th. Rostered as 5'8", 'experts' think that's in heels because she's no more than 5'5" in stocking feet. She (reportedly) weighs "somewhere North of 140" - but she declines to reveal how far North - but there's no denying it fills out her 38DD-26-36 figure nicely. Her FCBA record spans just seven years, but she's fought over a dozen years before that in studio, unofficial, and non-sanctioned bouts around the world - as well as being a regular wrestler/catfighter in apartments and penthouses on both coasts and in Europe - where she's something of a legend reknown for her roughhouse tactics. Her FCBA record in 14 fights is 6 wins; 8 losses but 5 of the 6 wins were by KO, which shows she packs power. All 6 of her wins were against fighters close to her own age, however.
Catherine "Cat" Bell turned 42 in August. She's a legit 5'10" and in her last fight she carried 138 pounds on her 36D-23-35 frame. She's fought more than 150 FCBA fights, winning 2/3 of them, nearly half by KO. While she has far more FCBA fights than Madsen, her recent record (2008-2010) isn't that different than Madsen's career mark: a mediocre 9-8, with 4 KO's. Once an elite light/welter, Bell in recent years has fought less frequently as she's been devoting more time to her acting career while training and managing younger fighters for her stable. Whether Bell's recent reduced activity will help or hinder is a matter of speculation - with prognosticators coming down on both sides more/less equally.
Bell certainly the showier entrance by far; coming to the ring barefoot in a revealing blue leather bikini reminiscent of her JAG days - which fits her fulsome figure like a soft, caressing leather glove. Cat is accompanied by Charlize Theron, variously rumored to be Cat's "lover", her "best friend" or "a close personal friend" - take your pick! Madsen, modestly attired in a black full cover two piece with mid-calf boots; both red gloves. As they faceoff for the referee's instructions, Madsen appears to be only a few inches shorter; perhaps she's really 5'8"...or maybe she's got 2" lifts in those boots?
* * * *
Both fighters have contractually agreed to the following 'Special Circumstances' for this bout:
"The winner will be permitted - without outside assistance or interference - to strip the loser of her top and bottom, which may then be flown on the winner's gymnasium flagpole for a period not to exceed ninty days. Said period may be shorter if, or when, the loser or a member of her stable - wins back the forfeited garments in a bout with substantially the same condition (i.e., the loser surrenders her own, or the other team's, top AND bottom, to the victor.)"
And there are serious discussions at both Foxfire and The Academy about the need for, "a stronger, taller, flagpole."
* * * *
The referee brought in to honcho this 'special contest is FCBA Hall of Famer, Pam Grier; the only woman thought to be 'big enough' to handle all the pulchritude overflowing in the ring!
Judges? A very difficult call. Almost every active fighter either has an axe to grind with one or the other stables or fighters. Both stable owners submitted names of FIVE people they trusted to be impartial. Nobody knew who submitted which names, only the ten women and the two owners knew who they were. The ten names went in a hat and FCBA commissioner SimGuy drews three names, then the seven women who weren't picked take their seats along with the members of both stables and a few "invited" guests - four each for Madsen and Bell, plus one for each member of the two stables (altogether around sixty people, videographers, technical and medical crews witnessed the bout in the private gym rented for the occasion.)
There were reports of money and favors exchanged for access and several members of both stables reportedly "made a killing" selling/trading guest passes for 'future considerations.' A few of the notable names in attendance - other than the two stables, include welters (mainly there checking out Bell's 'equipment') Natasha Henstridge, Jeri Ryan, Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford. and Nadia Bjorlin; LeeLee Sobieski, Catherine Zeta Jones, Amanda Righetti, Elizabeth Berkley, Lis Rohm and Kristanna Loken. Also, Jewel Kilcher, Eliza Dushku, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lacey Chabert, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears were included and most women candidly admit they'd either thought of, or been approached about something similar!
Prefight tension got ratcheted up yet another notch as Commissioner Simguy appeared carrying the special apparatus used for JMD fights to weigh the opposing racks and Bell protested it wasn't in the contract. Virginia standing back, hands on hips, assessing Cat's pulchritude, lips pursed; her head nodding in seeming agreement. "Yeah," Madsen purrs, "I can see why she's afraid of that thing. It's already kinda obvious who's the 'real woman' here."
Cat's face burning bright red as she arches her back, unleashes her bra, big, soft, tan, breasts spilling loose as she steps up to the scales and carefully arranges her bosom according to simguy's instructions. The needle (PING) slams down on her side of the vernier scale. Everyone turns to watch as Virginia Madsen makes a production of slowly pulling her top down around her waist, her huge, hulking, melon's bobbing on her excited chest as the steps forward and drops her canteloupes on the scale. BANG! Madsen maxes the scale, the needle hitting the stopper peg and staying there!
An upset? Perhaps, certainly based on 'reputation' but not anything like the "stunning upset" it's perceived to be judging from the audience's reaction. Virginia with hands on hips again, grinning saucily - a real slap in the face to the FCBA juggery juggernauts like as Ryan, Henstridge, Sobieski, JLH, Chabert, Lohan, Spears, Pindar and others - all of them upstaged by the almost 50 year old rack of Virginia Madsen.
When Madsen "pegs the meter" Cat's blushing gets deeper when Jeri Ryan yells, "She better change her nickname...'stead of 'Big Cat' we should call her 'Baby Bells'!" The women dress and climb in to the ring for the show everyone came to see.
The seconds for the contest: Theron and Stone in Cat's corner; Garner and Winstead backing up Madsen.
Cat Bell vs. Virginia Madsen PT 2
Posted by for simguy on 9/11/2010, 11:34 am
|
During R1: Both women cautious; tactical; from the open. Bell flat-footed; pawing the jab; right cocked and ready to lash out at any indication of a vulnerability. Madsen, likewise cautions, but acknowledging her deficiencies; more aggressive, bobbing and weaving her way in under Bell's left poke; working up and down the brunette's smooth, soft, midsection with hard-hearted malice. Madsen hooking up under Bell's bulging top, coming over inside the left jab to plunge her fist into Cat's cleavage when available. Virginia palming up, pushing off, after landing rightie; Bell frustrated by the size differential as Madsen working out of a deep bending crouch; lunging up to pound home to Cat's face, puppies or drive hard straight right/lefts to paunch. Both women getting in HARD to the jaw/jugs at every opportunity; neither willing to sell out, go 'all in' and risk leaving herself exposed. Bell: Madsen huff and puffs back to her corner; chest thrust out; grinning; fist-bumping Garner. No question the blonde got the better of early 'gun platform' stuff.
R2: Cat taken out into the deep water; pushed under. Bell can't hold her ground as Madsen time and again charges up the gut, head down, driving her forehead into the welcoming embrace of Bell's bosom; bodying her brunette back to the ropes; putting belly on Cat and smothering her returns with clutch-n-grab; shove-n-slug. Madsen too strong once she's established herself; beefy writhing, wriggling, wrestling up top, but Cat can't squirt out to get separation and she's constantly being bogged down; bottled up; roughed up; by the stocky blonde. Bell: Madsen cuffs Bell's backside, gruffly tells her, "Don't spill water on my bikini, hon!"
R3: Cat using her feet; showing just enough lateral movement that Madsen can't gather her in, bog her down, scuff her up inside as in the early rounds. With space, Bell able to extend on her punches, everything starting with that darting jab; setting up the straight right! Second minute, Bell using her height, standing up; punching down into Madsen; riding the left forearm on Virginia's right shoulder, coming in heavy righty; taking advantage of the space between their hips that wasn't there when Madsen could use her 'smothering attack'. Final minute, Bell dialing in Madsen, left jab-left jab-hard, straight right DROPS MADDEN ON HER BOTTOM! Virginia shaking it off, up at five, takes a standing eight. Cat cleaning up on the ropes; Madsen earmuffing, crouching, taking her medicine like the veteran she is. Bell: girls slap gloves - veteran's acknowledging the other for a gritty performance thru three. Bell, finally on the scorecard, getting a firm scolding from Theron for, "...not finishing that slut!"
R4: Cat up at the warning buzzer; gets a slap on the butt from Charlize; jumps out quick, on top of Virginia; pounding away with both fists. Cat taking her time; using her methodical jab; circling left; snapping Madsen's head with punishing regularity. Bell bouncing on her toes; firing straight right hands down into that suspect, pale, Madsen midriff. Punches landing with an audible SMACK; Madsen's face grimacing, mouth bowed in a tight 'o'; Cat palming up/pushing Madsen around the ring; fitting rights and lefts in behind the elbows; Final minute, Madsen's punching slows markedly; Cat bullies her back against the ropes; punishing the blonde with her left hand bracing Virginia, opening her up; right hand dialed in, drilling into the soft, marshmallow, middle of her blonde. Bell: Madsen panting back to her stool, embraced by Garner and Winstead; gently lowered onto her perch. Bell greeted with hi-fives by Theron; Stone splashing Bell's cleavage with cold water, moping up the sweat from her face; applying EndSwell to some blotchy areas around her brow. Charlize tugging at Bell's bottom, helping her suck in air; pouring ice cold water down her front.
R5: Madsen taking it slow; looking shopworn; face lumping up; fighting smart, up-tempoing in spots, resting in others; conserving her strength. Madsen going to more right hand leads; loading up for the 'big' punch she needs to stop Bell's building momentum. Bell in charge using her long jab from well outside Maden's range; circling - always circling; forcing Madsen to react, follow, never letting the blonde set herself to punch. Twice Bell gets careless, and both times Virginia lands crushing right hands that shake Bell, send her hippity-hopping back to long range. Final minute, Bell again on top of her girl, driving Madsen's back to the ropes. Blowsy, battered, Madsen gets her plush body lathered up one side and down the other. At the bell: Cat on top of her blonde, impressive chest to magnificent chest; hooking and digging into Virginia's soft body. Cat spins away, fists pumping in exclamation while Madsen slowly pulls her butt out of the ropes, wanders lazily to her corner where a concerned Garner flaps a towel in her face while Winstead urgently massages her tightly knotted shoulders.
R6: On comes Madsen! Virginia out with lively energy; straight into Bell who, taken off stride, allows herself to be bullrushed backward into the ropes, Blonde belly on brunette body; fists pumping furiously; overwhelming Bell's defense. Brutal body-on-body beating for the first minute all goes one way - blonde to brunette! Bell buffeted repeatedly by the Madsen power; tying Cat up; smothering the return; using head up under Cat's chin when she can. Referee letting it all go! Sloppy holding and hitting down the stretch as both women's form break down. Madsen putting everything she has into attack; not letting Bell get into any kind of rhythm this round. Bell: Cat, chest heaving, gloves dangling limp at her sides, trudges back to the welcoming embrace of her 'gal pal' Theron and a stern-visaged Stone. Cat getting an earful from both as she slumps morosely on her stool. Madsen wandering, panting, and only slightly more up-beat, back to her stool. Joyous celebration Winstead and Garner - who casts a malevolent eye in the direction of Theron across the ring. Madsen collapses on her stool, legs splayed out in front of her; head tilted back; mouth gaping; chest heaving rapidly.
Cat Bell vs. Virginia Madsen PT 3
Posted by for simguy on 9/11/2010, 11:36 am
R7: Cat punishes Madsen! Virginia, having expended her wad in the sixth, now suffers the resulting payback. Cat establishes her jab early, keeps pumping it in Virginia's face the entire round. Madsen never able to get off; just taking, taking, taking! Cat on top of the shorter blonde, driving her back with left hook/right cross combinations; Madsen ducking, twisting, unable to escape the drum-beat of fists! Cat cold, methodical, in breaking down her blonde adversay behind a steady rain of pulverizing jabs. Final minute, Virginia's defenses crumbling, crowd leaning forward expectantly, Cat gives them what they came to see...jugs! Cat up-tempos as Virginia fades; digging with cruel malevalence into Madsen's mammaries with both hands! Cat shaking Virginia to her core, pulling apart her guard to savage her heaving, hulking, hooters with gay abandon. Final minute, Madsen almost doubled over, bottom shoved so deep in the ropes she's almost sitting on the back of her knees; Cat using her left to raise Madsen's head, then comes up under her bra top with uppies that send sensual ripples radiating outward from her jostled juggs. Bell: Cat bouncing back to Charlize, blowing on her gloves like a gunfigther putting away his shootin' irons. Madsen slumps into the ropes, arms grabbing the top ropes as her butt slips outside the middle strand. Garner and Winstead arrive to pull her back into the ring, help her to her corner. Garner looking over her shoulder, making a mental note of Charlize's happy smile as she gives Cat a big 'well done' kiss on the cheek.
R8: Madsen spent. Virginia's tank is just about empty, but she's too proud to even think of calling it a day. There's pride (and little else) at stake and as long as she thinks she's got a 'puncher's chance' she's gonna go for it! Madsen edging forward, right hand cocked, ready to throw. Cat still with her 'safety first' offense, working behind that sturdy jab; tossing in the odd right hand just to keep Madsen off balance and wary. Whenever Madsen lets go a right, Cat quickly replies with a hook up under Madsen's right breast, or a right across down into Virginia's jiggling rack. Madsen knowing she's got to knock Cat out, putting everything she has into her right hand; missing often, but when it lands, rocking Cat back on her heels. Midway, Cat lands a hard right and MADSEN'S HURT! Cat on her, driving Virginia rubber-legged back to the ropes where Cat cleans up on her; hammering her body; wrecking her rack; but not bothering to lump up that pretty blonde face; content to beat down the proud blonde's body. Bell: Cat twirls happily away, Madsen a mess; all used up; barely able to get to her corner without assistance. Referee checks and Virginia adamently refuses to allow a stoppage. "With my shield or on it!" she barks, confusing the referee who had skipped his 'classic literature' classes - sleeping off a drunk from fraternity parties.
R9: No quit in Madsen! Virginia, the perfect picture of pulchritudinous blonde defiant, movie star, price. She's ruined, barely able to put one foot in front of the other, but as long as she can raise her right hand she thinks she's got a chance. Besides, there's stable pride at stake as well and she's convinced herself she's setting 'an example for my girls' so she soldiers on! Cat systematically working Madsen's body, more than satisfied to take the decision - although Theron has been urging her for the last to rounds to "finish her" - clearly Charlize wants a 'message' sent to Foxfire. But Cat is content to keep battering Madsen's body; with the occasional jug muggerage thrown in just to keep the 'Philistines' in the crowd satisfied. Final minute, Virginia again forced to the ropes where Cat pours it on strong; working up into Madsen's proud, pale, peaks of soft woman flesh. If there's anything Cat would want, it's for Virginia to acknowledge Cat's superiority in that one area.
R10: Shutout Bell. Madsen, beaten almost unregnizable, refuses to quit on her stool...almost hoping Cat will show merch and knock her out so she won't have to suffer the indignity of being awake for the 'presentation ceremony'. Clenched teeth, furrowed (and swollen) brow, Madsen determinedly stumbles forward one more time. Madsen rocked in the first minute, buffeted from one foot to the other; slammed back into her own corner where Winstead is about to throw in the towel when Garner, with tears in her eyes, grabs it, pulls it away and throws it on the floor. "She'll never forgive you!" Virginia caught with an uppercut as Cat finishing with a flurry, goes for the KO finish. Madsen wraps her arms around Cat's, tying her up; putting her weight on Cat. Wrapped together in an embrace, they fall back into the ropes with Cat pinned helplessly. Cat spins them around, frees her arms, then chug-chug-chug's into Virginia's body to the bell. Madsen, suffering like only a beaten, proud, blonde can, takes a beating to the bell but remains upright. Comes back an unsurprising UD10 Cat Bell.
After: On paper they started out pretty much even, but Madsen started to fade after the third round while Cat was still capable of a high work rate deep into the fight. Not unsurprising ending as a Hall of Fame brunette chewed up a tough, veteran blonde. Still, in a fight she was expected to lose "easily" the wily Madsen fought smart, did some stuff early, and the end result is certainly no reflection on her coaching/training ability. As a great man once said, "The most talented athletes in ANY sport generally make the WORST trainers/coaches/managers." At this point in her career, Virginia Madsen simply doesn't have the weapons to compete with a Cat Bell. That's certainly not any reflection on Madsen, because Bell is still more than capable of beating women 10, or even 15, years younger than Madsen on any given night (which may explain the inordinately high level of interest in the fight and the number of her competion who showed up to check her out in person!)
|
|
|
Comments (0)
You don't have permission to comment on this page.