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18 September 2010 Jewel Kilcher vs Jenny McCarthy

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Posted by simguy (actual) on 9/18/2010, 9:33 am

BEFORE: It's all been said - read the able Boxing World and associated posts for the torrid set up.

Jewel in Shape cover bikini: nautical blue/white horizontal stripes with red fastens at jug and hip; white gloves; hair loose.

Jenny in scarlet bikini with big-ring connection at left hip; yellow gloves; hair loose.

During R1: Jewel advancing in frame guard: right hand cupping temple; left tucked into hollow of left cheek; elbows in tight. Mac: right at mouth; left in slight extension - elbows in. Clockwise rotation as Jenny sidesteps - pops her jab against Jewel's rigid defenses. That's it...Jewel ever-forward, but never closing...Jenny tapping her jabs against castle walls - driving in the odd pounding right to Jewel's toned paunch. Shutout Jenny: Jewel unhurt, just sussing out Mac's power early. "You gonna punch, or are you just gonna sit there?" Jenny snarks as Jewel turns away cool for break.

R2: Kilcher attacking from the frame guard - steps left onto left leg with a choppy jab; turns over a chippy palm-down hook to Jenny's shoulder/tit; drops the hammer-chop right; finishes up a REEFING hook heavy to waist. Jenny sponging it up in earmuff, sidestepping left, exhaling through pursed lips: Jewel's got heft and Jenny's feeling it. McCarthy circling - trying to fit jabs through to Jewel's tits, but Kilcher's pressure considerable. Mac hounded about the ring - Jewel walking Playmate down, systematically punishing her body through 2.

R3: Same again - Jewel forward behind chopping jabs/hammer-drop rights, then popping hips-right to REEF home hooks to Jenny's waist. Muscular stuff: Jenny taking like a trooper, keeping hands at temples, but she's wincing, visibly feeling it from Jewel. Kilcher walking her girl down, giving Jenny nothing but rigid guard to shoot at: McCarthy trying to chew up the gut a bit with combinations, but taking a pasting in the exchanges. Late the round, right hand to mouth puts Jenny on ropes: splendid clean-up of Playmate jugs ensues as Jewel scrubs hooks to bell. "You gonna punch back," Jewel snarks sweetly, "or am I just going to batter you?"

R4: Mac erupts in a flurry of lefts and rights - mitts bouncing off Jewel's prepared defences, but when McCarthy won't back off, Jewel elects to punch-with. Jenny able to beat Kilcher to punches as Jewel tries to answer, only to eat instead: Kilcher driven back on her heels by volleys of Jenny-leather. Kilcher slugged to ropes: Jenny in with grim hooking of rival blonde paunch - really digging up that meat. Jewel grunting, folding forward: Jenny's beating the flanks now, loosening up that guard. Kilcher not a clincher - she stands on the spot, absorbing ringing clout: McCarthy lays down fearful drubbing to illustrate her own tremendous conditioning. Withering bombardment pays off late...Jewel's guard falters...punches bounce off her face, sitting her stunned in ropes and MAC WANTS RACK! Hard-to-get-to jugs finally go on sale - Jenny pouring in via palm-down criss-cross barrage. Bell: Jewel open-mouthed, sagging on ropes in stupor...Jenny pushes her face into Jewel's throbbing breasts, motorboats her, then laughs all hearty in her face! Ref pulls Jenny away...Jewel looking woozily distraught: McCarthy mayhem rules the fourth!

R5: It's all about punching-and-turning Jewel - Jenny flurrying up top, then sidestepping while pushing Jewel behind either elbow. Kilcher blocking most of the work, but Jenny's suppressing her while denying her receipts with the clever turning moves. Jewel able to chop her way in and win the odd exchange, but Jenny disciplined, disengaging immediately rather than indulge toe-to-toe.

R6: Kilcher drops a chopping right to turn Jenny's chin hard to starboard early...McCarthy shakes it off while legging out of range, gives Jewel a wink, then gets back to punching-and-turning operations.

R7: More Mac-on-Jewel fun...Jenny upping her work rate, constantly getting off, then sidestepping with a push behind either elbow: it's the right recipe. Kilcher constantly off balance - well defended, but unable to answer: meanwhile, Jenny's working the arms/flanks, tidying up gut, bouncing the odd mitt off pate. Down the stretch - Jenny hangs in a little longer than she has been - trying to hit Jewel a few extra clouts: Kilcher hunkered down behind her guard, absorbs licks on her flanks, then jerks a short right uppercut clean to Jenny's chin. Delayed reaction...Jenny stops punching...torso whip-sawing on suddenly liquid hips...she's stunned! Jewel extends a measuring left, touching Jenny's right mitt with it; Jewel licks her lips, then leans in a BRUTAL, chopping right to jug with full force of her buns/back behind short clout. Splashing impact drives Jenny stomping back on her heels, lashes fluttering. Bell: Jenny speechless, rubbing heel of her left hand into suddenly throbbing jugs; Jewel glaring all arctic frost before turning away, smug in the knowledge she stole a McCarthy round there.

R8: Jewel trying to follow up - letting her hands go more often: Jenny finally getting choice looks at chin, jugs as girls punch it up midring. Jenny bending at waist, moving her head, then pounding away out of the crouch: fists bouncing off Jewel's face, humbling her jugs. Jewel landing as well - dropping short right hands to Jenny's jaw; hooking her breasts: crowd-pleasing stuff sees blondes punch each other savage. Jenny's the quicker-mitted lass - scoring again and again to stubborn Jewel's face as Kilcher refuses to back away, or move her head. Jewel gobbling in order to give - she keeps pitchin', even as she falls off the pace. Down the stretch, Mac FINALLY moves Jewel via a series of clanging hooks: Jenny committing her hips, clapping away to jaw, spilling Jewel ropeside. Mac about to dive in on stunned jugs when bell sounds: vigilant ref wrapping Jenny up to prevent opportunism late.

R9,10: Jenny brawled last round, now she shows a boxing look, punching-and-turning Jewel for 6 straight minutes. Kilcher all wrapped up: Jenny's beating arms and flanks, pushing behind elbows to turn Jewel this way and that...nothing pretty Kilcher can do about it. Jewel stubborn, groggily coming forward, but her punches aren't there: Jenny's peskiness and sidestepping cuteness doing the job. Final round particularly galling for Jewel: as she's stoically walking Jenny down, trying to force battle - McCarthy's all grins and winks, staying nimble and pocketing points. UD10 Jenny McCarthy.

After: McCarthy shows her amazing versatility tonight - sometimes brawling, sometimes boxing - to control her dangerous foe. AFTER-FIGHT CONTENT TO BE PROVIDED SOON