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18 September 2010 Kaley Cuoco vs Elisabeth Rohm

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Posted by simguy (actual) on 9/18/2010, 10:14 am

BEFORE: "Pretty pounce-steppers don't like pressure," Rohm shrugs in prefight. Fight represents a significant upgrade in comp and a possible top 10 birth for Lis: huge opportunity. "I've got to control her, take away her options and grind her. I'm stronger: I'll beat Kaley down...as long as she's tired and hurting, she won't be jumping around so much. Sooner or later, she's going to think about quitting, and I'll have her." Kaley struck by Rohm's intensity - determined not to let tuff talk pass. "Easy for Rohm to say 'beat Kaley down'," Kaley says at podium, "but better, stronger women than her have tried and gotten their backsides kicked. I agree that I'm faster, but I don't agree she's stronger: I'm not afraid to stand in with girls and get their respect...then fear. Rohm's got a plan, but let's face it: it boils down to one chance for her. Me? I've got half a dozen outs here, and all of them spell v-i-c-t-o-r-y." Kaley in black bikini; perky battle-bun with bangs framing face; black gloves. Rohm in neon baby blue bikini top/navy bottoms; white gloves; long blonde hair loose. Icy stare down gets crowd oohing and aahing: nothing like a pair of brawny blondes sizing one another up.

R1: Tasty exchanges as Kaley circles, jumps in...Rohm jabbing to disrupt when Kaley's on the move; punching-with when Kaley's getting off, trying to time Cuoco for harm. After a quick start, Kaley's connects drop off as Rohm jabs her into compliance...down the stretch, Lis lands a blunt right to ear/jaw; hooks Kaley's mouth; chops her righty again to put Cuoco wobbly butt at bell.

R2: Rohm doubling the jab to Kaley's breasts/dropping a short right to chin: Cuoco's steppin' in fence post holes at the open. Rohm: brawny; weight on front foot; lacing Kaley's breadbasket left/rights, then slamming rights up top vs Cuoco's earmuff. Stumblin' Kaley hits ropes in alarm: Rohm steps-to - jabs the guard, hooks the body, drops the short right hand up top. Rohm: pushing off big-girl with left shoulder; WHACKING Kaley's tanned paunch the left hook; shifting weight to right leg to pull hooks across jug. That's the way of it: Lis Rohm issuing sturdy shove-n'-slug at ropes, punishing Cuoco. Bell: Kaley mouthbreathing, eyes wide...Rohm's bringing it hard through 2.

R3: Kaley in peek-a-boo, pivoting around left foot: Rohm walking her down - clubbing her about the ears; getting after the rib cage left/right. Kaley back with nifty left uppercuts - right hand tight to her cheek as she throws: Cuoco keeping elbows in, countering well off the block. Kaley pivoting to the side, but staying right there: she's engaging Lis, turning her, making her move her feet. Short, chopping and clouting stuff both ways: Kaley a little busier, stabilizes her front and takes hard-working points.

R4: Kaley cutes it up: roaming to either side of Rohm - showing her either shoulder in shimmying little twitch-feints. Kaley chickenwinging the left elbow - extending it to touch at or steer Rohm, setting up swift right slap-chops or uppercuts. Kaley feinting - bringing the lead right up the middle; shifting weight to back (right) leg and clipping across tidy hooks. Rohm picked apart, staring as Kaley lands at will. Double right hand poke-poke up the middle punches Rohm's face, dropping her to her backside at 2 minute mark. Moments later, with Rohm attacking - Kaley rolls a Lis right hand; answers back a clipping bolo right uppercut...Rohm's heels skid forward, dropping her to butt in astonishment at bell! Hard glare from Kaley as she strides past - forcing eye contact with stunned Lis.

R5: Kaley's back in charge - circling to her right with right hand stacked atop left at her body - sliding that lead (left) foot as she turns her girl. Kaley leaning in to lead swift right hands, then coming back with high chickenwing left elbows to ward off receipts (earning ref's warnings in the process). Kaley to Rohm's belly snik-snak - stroking tummy right/left whenever Rohm poses in earmuff. Lis huffing and puffing, taking what she must to come forward: she's getting off muscular little left uppercut, humbling Cuoco's breasts; clouting Kaley clubbing rights behind left ear. Bell: Rohm shoves insurance right into Kaley's tummy; Cuoco comes back right/left to hated Rohm-paunch...ref jumps in as blonde tempers flare.

R6: Rohm's jab's been puzzling Kaley all night: Lis pokes Cuoco coming in early, then fetches that short, clouting right upside the head, putting Kaley wobbly butt. Cuoco hurt, babystepping in earmuff: Rohm digs in to waist via strapping, big-girl lefts and rights. Healthy palm-push in Kaley's shoulders sends her backward: Lis walks her down. Minute mark - Kaley gets her legs back: she's swivel-pivoting clockwise, doubling up the jab - working it breasts/belly. Rohm snarling - hands up to walk Kaley down: Lis following her foe rather than cutting off the ring, not getting much work done. Useful survival minutes for Kaley: Rohm's round due to early power, but Cuoco keeps her distance, legs out the clock to earn a break.

R7: Kaley digs in, electing to engage Rohm toe-to-toe...sort of. Heads in close...girls shrugging and jamming in short leather - bumping each other shoulders - Kaley using that extended chickenwing left to steer her foe. Kaley swatting and swiping her shots - snatching tummy/tits/jaw in sudden bursts. Rohm more blunt - pounding and bashing palm-down at Kaley's arms/pecs; hooking the body; clubbing that short right to ear. Rohm's round, but Kaley proving she can fight on the spot with Lis as both vixens take a tanning.

R8: Kaley right back in there with Rohm - negotiating Lis with chickenwing left elbow nudges - turning Lis - swatting and swiping her classy...but Rohm's getting the better of bruising trade. Lis heavier handed when they're just dug in and swapping - moving Kaley with punches, stepping her down. Girls fight and bump shoulder to shoulder, being very muscular with each other: Lis just digs out the points, even though Kaley flashes an upbeat grin to her own corner en route for the break.

R9. Lis jabbing Kaley into covering up - getting position in close with her: Rohm getting what she wants, slowly burying Kaley in leather. Lis a brute about Kaley's body - hooking and hooking tummy - clubbing hup-hup into those perky jugs - swatting Kaley right hands about left ear. Cuoco shunted around by abuse, but hanging in there: she's slipping and rolling, being cute in the pocket, but not getting back much of substance. Down the stretch, Kaley slap-chops a right hand down onto Rohm's jugs - disengaging from Lis with a big step back. Rohm bats mitts, walks Kaley down as Cuoco's mouthbreathing. All happens so suddenly...Kaley stops in closed stance (left shoulder pointed at Lis); Rohm steps-to, unleashing a right ticketed for skull as Kaley dips-right, fits a nifty right uppercut bingo on the chin and DOWN GOES ROHM! One second Rohm's a girl on a rampage...the next she's all switched off - crumpling forward into Kaley and sloughing down her body to pitch face-first to canvas. KO9 in thunderclap fashion - Kaley Cuoco!

After: KO-of-the-year candidate: jumbotron showing replays of Kaley's exquisite timing...if it's not KOOTY, then it's definitely uppercut of the year hands down. Shades of Cuoco/Durance - Kaley with some of the fastest fast-twitch trick shots in the business catches Rohm romping in and it's good night Lis...taking away what in all probability would have been a UD10 Rohm had it gone the route. "'KO' Kaley strikes again!" Cuoco chirps brazen as woozy Lis snorts salts on her stool. "I give her credit - she came in smart - she's about as strong as Durance or Peregrym, but I'm strong too and I wouldn't let her bully me. I think that really bothered her - that I would go inside and fight with her: I think Lis Rohm's a bully and she just figured I'd be too scared to stand with her. WRONG! HELLO: TOO MUCH POWER! WOOOOOO! YEAH!" On and on in that vein: Kaley's pretty pumped.