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24 September 2010 Title Rachel McAdams vs Ch Jaime Pressly

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Unified Flyweight Title Bout 1/3

Posted by simguy on 9/24/2010, 10:55 am

BEFORE: Rachel - why best of 3 for a title? "Well - it was that or nothing," Mac shrugs, grins. "I guess Jaime's worried, I mean, why else would you build in insurance into a title defence like that? Having defended the belt on 8 straight occasions, I can tell you that confidence is everything to a successful champion. When Jaime Pressly insisted on this format, I knew I had a great chance to beat her!" Pressly rolling her eyes at MacAdam's interpretation. "Honestly? The whole reason for best of 3 is so I can truly leave an indelible mark on a girl," Jaime insists at podium. "I'm beating everybody so easy - it's like I'm just getting to know 'em and they're out cold. THIS way, I really get to put my foot on Rachel's throat and press down. Make her feel my authority. I want to take a little piece of Rachel's heart and make it mine in this series. THAT'S why best of 3!" Rachel in satin-finish royal blue bra and panties; small black gloves; hair in auburn ponytail with bangs framing face. Jaime in hot pink bikini; short blonde scrapper's tousle; small black gloves. Special referee Kate Beckinsale in cropped ref's shirt/bare midriff/black panties.

During R1: Jaime flashy - extending chicken-wing left elbow to measure - snapping off short lead right/left hook combos - wheeling to her left. Rache in sturdy earmuff - bending down - blocking shots...she's steadily encroaching as Pressly wheels and deals. Takes two minutes for MacAdams to jab her way close, fit the short overhand right into Jaime's chest, then stuff her tummy a plugging right underneath. Jaime flurries, sidesteps, takes the points classy.

R2: Rachel stubby-jabbing from her temple - walking Jaime down. Rache working her way in close - her left hand riding atop JP's right shoulder; Rachel's palm-down right jamming short to blonde chest. Digging in close - Rachel beating Jaime's belly right hands, pushing her to ropes: Pressly bending and weaving on her hips, looking to clip back sexy uppercuts. Mac sturdy - cycling in her jab to control Jaime, then leaning in close to tuck home righty: down the stretch, Rachel holds (left hand on right shoulder) while hitting (blunt right hands chin/tummy/chin), buckling Pressly's knees at bell. Becks pushing Rachel back and scolding her: MacAdams furious about a potential finishing run being interrupted by hasty refereeing.

R3: Mac jabbing stubby - marking Jaime, pre-empting her: auburn beauty pokes her blonde to ropes, crowds in close to jam short right hand blunt to chin. Rache in there snug - rough with her head and elbows as she's pushing/jostling atop Pressly, then getting after the breadbasket. Shoulders shrugging, fists chugging - Rache fighting off Jaime's chest, workin' the body. Pressly grumpy - tipping to either side, looking to lick uppercuts: blunt force non-stop pressure trumping slick dip-n'-rip through 3. Beckinsale lectures Foxfire corner during the break: "I'm going to start taking points if Rachel doesn't clean up her act!"

R4: Jaime steps up the pace - hopping back in her stance to walk Rachel into check hooks early. Swift-pivoting left, JP turns Rachel's right flank - jotting her straight right hands up the middle to vex. Rache frowning, trying to close: Jaime bouncing back out of range, walking to either side, then curling back in. Down the stretch beautiful feint gets Rache to duck and cover up earmuff: Jaime jumps in to jerk short left uppercut clean to chin. Rachel wobbly butt, baby stepping forward hurt: Pressly leaning in close, her chin in Rachel's hair as vicious right hands swab away across tender lower back. RACHEL GOES DOWN! Leg-spasm put Rache gasping on all fours. Kate issuing a count: MacAdams panting, livid, hisses "Call the back-punching, Kate!" as she's hauling herself up.

R5: Jaime loosening up - easy-breezy pivots to either side, turning Rachel; extended chickenwing left elbow bumping and nudging (Kate lets it go). Pressly with weight on right leg in closed stance: she's leading swift, short lead rights, then pulling across swiping jabs - pasting Rachel's forehead/mouth/tits. Rache busting up - bobbing and weaving: she's a confused beauty, obviously troubled by Jaime's speed. When Rache bends forward behind her mitts, she's there for sudden left uppercut mitt-splitters, or sweeping sidearm rights across the lower back. Cruelty goes un-noted by Kate, who stands in good position, hands on hips, letting Rachel absorb. Bell: MacAdams grimacing, arching her back; Foxfire corner up on the apron, screaming at Beckinsale, who twirls finger in sexy brown locks, looking sultry and indifferent. Trainer tells Rachel: "You can't win a decision - not with Kate in there. You gotta get out there and stop Jaime's ass!"

R6: Rachel doubles up jab, leans in short right to Jaime's temple; cleans up Pressly's rack via muscular hooks. Jaime back with snap-hooks snatched off Rachel's middle; right uppercuts twitched quick to chin. Rachel taking a good shot, hooks Jaime's jaw from in tight, then drives in: Pressly stampeded to ropes as Kate's hollering warnings. Rachel working gut right/left/right - top of her head in Jaime's breasts, arms pumping to tummy. Pressly groaning, reaching in under Rachel's arms to twiiist her to the side: girls wrestle/struggle along ropes for position...with Kate slapping at Rachel's shoulder/shouting warnings. Fighting spills into Foxfire corner - Rachel on top: Jaime grimacing, twitching shoulders side to side to roll punches. Rachel POUNDING away - jabbing Jaime's body to fix position, then clobbering her up top: Mac's mitts bouncing off head/shoulders. Bruising shove and slug here - Rachel ragdolling Jaime against turnbuckles to reject Pressly escape attempts...then it's back to the body PUMPUMPUM; back up top a-clobbering. Jaime loosening, reactions slowing...she's gobsmacked, hands drooping as Rachel POURS IT ON! Nothing fancy - Rachel just strong on her girl, moving hands, beating her tummy/chest/skull. Chopping right bashes chin, swivelling Jaime's head...her hands drop to her lap - torso turning to the left, her cheek against top rope as she lolls there, helpless. Seething Rachel holds up - glares at Kate: "STOP this!" Beckinsale purses lips, shouts: "FIGHT!" Mac snarling in Kate-hate, lets her hands go in clubbing romp - deluge of blunt rights and lefts beat sleeping Jaime to slumped seat atop her haunches. Kate tackles Rachel off - bodying her rough to ropes. It's KO6 MacAdams, but it looks like it might be Round 1 of Rachel/Kate as FCBA officials swarm in.

After: Rachel becomes "Interim Champion" as belts are removed from Jaime, but not presented to Mac formally: Rache needs one more to secure the titles. "All of this - the best of 3, Kate as ref - all of it is designed to make me lose," Rachel says in postfight. "But if anything, that's just motivating me and my team to fight harder. I know Kate hates me, but she could have gotten Jaime seriously hurt tonight. As soon as I beat Pressly down, I might have to take a serious look at ending Kate Beckinsale once and for all!"