BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by Simguy on 9/1/2008, 2:52 pm.

Before: knocking off Vallance on Holly’s own turf, plus making disparaging jokes about cougar fighters on G4 cable show enough to get spunky Olivia on ESPN. “That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout!” enthuses vivacious young brunette. “I knew that hammering Holly would pay off, and here I am--getting ready to knock out Jennie freaking Garth--how cool is that? It’s been a long time since boxing’s seen something like me in action: I hit hard, I hit fast and I take no prisoners in that ring. Jennie’s gonna get BOUNCED baby--I’, already sorting through who’s next!” Garth composed at the podium: as Jennie’s relished over the years. “I know Holly, and I know the only way someone like Munn stops her is with a lucky shot. Girls who rely on luck don’t go far in this game. Looking forward yo testing Olivia out: she’s a fighter, I’ll give her that--but she hasn’t taken a real FCBA beating yet. We’ll see what she’s REALLY like after she soaks up one of those up.” Jennie in little purple bikini; sporty ponytail with bangs; black gloves; black gloves; black shoes with thick white socks rolled down.

During R1:  Jennie aggressively at Olivia at the open, wanting to make a point. Garth digs a pair of hooks CHUP! CHUP! To gut; drops a blunt right hand onto Munn’s chin in close. Olivia glaring, sweeps a fat right hand onto Jennie’s left hip; hooks Jennie’s breasts; comes over the top with a brawling right hand, Garth rolls-with, ducking Oli’s right, answers back a tuff, short right hand in the pit of brunette stomach; Jennie out of her crouch, hooks Olivia’s breasts, steps back: both women panting from brisk, sharp exchange that’s the way of it: some cautious circling, then girls step in, digging and clouting away short, cuffing shots--both holding hands roughly chest high, chins tucked, keeping everything compact. Jennie a little cuter in the pocket, picking off a lot of shots with her shoulders and gloves while digging in close quarters: blonde gets the better of brunette in an all-action first.

R2: Olivia surges forward, pitching as she comes: Jennie fades back, popping jabs as she slides, dragging her front foot, then ducking, walking Olivia into clinch-and-turn. Jennie slowly absorbing Olivia’s momentum--free swinging brunette making glancing contact, getting nibbled in return, then clinched and controlled. Midway through, Jennie in the relaxed, hunched stance digs workmanlike hooks to the body and breasts, scoring on Olivia, then dip-ducking the receipts. Short, sneaky right hand chops to Munn’s chin: brunette thighs give a shimmy, eyes dim as she stumbles back in shock. Jennie steps her down--right hand at chin as she pumps jabs to Olivia’s chest, then leans in with crisp right cross, jolting Oli’s head back. Munn hits the ropes, covers up hurt: Jennie squares away, systematically working a young brunette’s strong biceps, sturdy aist and flanks with bruising bump-n-slug o bell.

R3: Olivia undaunted--attacking with gusto as Jennie stands ground midring, bending at the waist, slipping and countering. Munn all a-jiggle, setting a bubbly tempo: constant thump of Munn’s gloves sounding out against Jennie’s ribs and prepared defences. Garths output dropping--she’s defensively sound, ducking-with shots, rolling shots, digging back in spots--but Munn’s outworking her, punishing her. Jennie grudgingly giving ground only when slugged and bumped with authority: she’s trying to avoid Holly’s mistakes, trying to hit back as much as possible.

R4: Shoulder to shoulder--girls bump-up, then get to work. Nice tight stances in close--both girls dipping, twisting on the spot, trying tio slip underneath the opponent’s work, then answer back hot. Jennie a master at this--she’s ringing Olivia up body and head ripping away at that firm young chassis, then bringing the mitts back quick. Munn gritty, determined, but get cleanly outhit--she’s still missing a high percentage of shots, unable to find Jennie with any consistency. Garth’s constant snatching bodywork easing Munn backward step by step: brunette not effective in reverse. Frisky flurry to the jugs humbles Olivia as Jennie bullies the bully at the bell.

R5: Jennie: jab to the midsection; jab to the face; pivot-left; jab to the face, crisp right cross to face; duck down just in case; hard hook out of the crouch, taking Olivia on her paunch. Munn grunting, shellshocked at the brisk, clean touches--she wills herself forward, missing rights and lefts, then cringing forward as Jennie counters hook-to-breadbasket. Jennie rips a tight right uppercut from in close, picking Olivia’s face up blinking; tidy hook off the right foot; tidier, chopping right off the left foot toggles Munn’s head side to side, momentarily buzzing her legs, Jennie sidesteps-right as Olivia tumbles past: brunette’s curvy legs hold her up as she careens face first to ropes. Jennie curves back in, attacking at the ropes: blonde crisp and sure with her punching. Batting in tightly grouped clusters of lefts and rights, Olivia’s flesh bunching up under the spanking contact--brunette sitting in ropes, grimacing, covering up earmuff as Jennie puts it on her. Garth eases up in the final minute, sensing Munn’s legs too strong to go just yet: blonde maintains top position with body-ups, pressing Olivia to ropes, then easing out to pat her down with combinations. Munn battered, but defiant--actually spitting at the spot on the canvas Jennie had occupied as blonde’s walking away.

R6: Jennie’s plan pretty clear: out-hit Munn with crafty pocket boxing at close quarters, tap the kid’s body and arms,  weaken her legs, break her down old-school. Olivia grimacing, feeling the work adding up, but she’s brawling her heart out--doing a good job herself of keeping elbows in, throwing compact punches, staying professional. Girls in there shoulder to shoulder, trading hooks and uppercuts, ducking and bumping from firm, flat footed stance. Midway through, Olivia clips Jen a tidy right uppercut in close; puts the hook on top: Jennie’s legs spasm, stamping on the spot as she’s momentarily rocked. Olivia’s eyes sparkle as she senses the hurt: she crowds in with her left shoulder in Jennie’s chest, digs a muscular right hand to the pit of Garth’s belly. Jennie gurgling-right hand snaking ‘round Olivia’s shoulders: Munn pumps another right tot the body, shrugs a short left across blonde jugs, getting Garth to baby-step backwards. Oli leans in a crashing right off the left foot--steps to get a swinging left off the right foot and DOWN GOES JENNIE! Garth brawled to her back, hands above her head, eyes rolling up as her lashes flutter in shock. IT’S OVER! Stunning upset KO6--Olivia Munn!

After: Bigger stage--higher profile blonde--same result as hard-slugging brunette upsets Jennie G, putting her on her back for a 10 count and then come. “Lifted her bright out of her socks!” a brazen Olivia crows in post fight, “Old boot like Jennie Garth can’t take mu punches--hell, they don’t MAKE blondes who can take my punches. She was tough early, trying to show me stuff, but you know, I was hurting her, backing her up, and I just knew that eventually I’d be catching her. So much for the big bad gatekeeper: looks like Olivia Munn’s ready for prime time babieeeee!”


Reposted by Archer 10/12/10