Posted by Simguy on 3/10/2006, 6:47 am.

Before: hot and cold Kristen boxing’s newest girl-with-a-curl; “Some nights she’s dazzling,” notes one BLONDE! FlyBeat reporter, “other nights she’s distracted. Right now she’s a girl who can beat the best fighter in the division, and be beaten by the worst--you never know what you’re going to get.” Amy D counting on that inconsistency--compact redhead reportedly having a hell of a camp, even supposedly punishing Natalie Portman in sparring on some occasions. “I feel great,” Amy chirps in prefight, “I’ve never been so well prepared for a fight and I like the spot right now. Bell’s still rattled by that loss to Hannigan--it’s the perfect time o give her another redheaded beatdown!” Davidson in green/yellow football jersey (number 21) motif tee shirt--twist-toed beneath the jugs; solid green cotton bikini underwear trunks; yellow/green boxing boots to midcalf, Bell in pink/white football motif tee shirt 9number 15). Twist tied beneath the jugs, pink cotton bikini underwear, white boxing shoes to midcalf, short puncher’s ponytail. Small gloves both vixens.

During R1:  Kristen snarling with intensity, stepping to her left, prodding the lead right at Amy, then CRANKING the book. Davidson gobbling a sharp hook on her jaw at the open--KB steps left, measures with the right, and RIPS that hook again: Amy’s mouthpiece shoots off her teeth as Davidson goes wobbly butt early. All pursuit-slugging, blonde to redhead from there: Amy staggering ropes, shaking her head to clear it--Kristen pouncing, bouncing rights and lefts off Amy’s face and skull. Apron--Davidson staring, hands at her chest: she’s punched corner to corner as Bell steps-and-gets hooks--just ripping shot after shot from her hips--taking Amy high in the shoulder or cheek. Midway through, Davidson crouching forward, trying to crowd: Kristen digs hard rights and lefts underneath, gutting Amy, buckling her knees--plucky redhead drops to all fours in astonishment, panting for breath. AND KRIS LAYS A THICK RIGHT BOOT UPSIDE AMY’S RIBS! Bell stepping in from Davidson’s left flank, hands upraised as she lifts a joyous kick into Amy’s defenceless ribcage. Shout of shock Amy D--ref bundling Kris off and shouting: “COME ON KRISTEN--YOU CAN’T KICK A GIRL IN HER RIBS AND YOU KNOW!” Bell seething, fretting to get back on and work. Final minute mop up--Amy hounded along all four ropes--clawed, pounded and scoured as blonde keeps up a perky lather. Bell: Amy Davidson wide-eyed, face set in a stunned “HUH?” expression--Kris storming back to her corner, humming with adrenaline.

R2: Amy trying to punch--some tentative jabbing midring--Bell weaving, getting low as she leans in and out and KRIS CATCHES AMY THE COUNTER-HOOK! Blonde lithe, slipping shots, coxing Amy forward, then lighting her up--Davidson stepping in fence post holes as bell steps up the pace once again, Terrific aggression Kris Bell--she jumps right on Amy with hooks and crosses, strafing the temples and chin of her foe, staggering Amy to ropes once again. Digging hup-hup amidships as bell edges in, works paunch: gurgling Davidson clinching, walking Kris to midring for the ref’s breaks. Amy reeling--punches coming in too fast--she’s taking flush chin checks, gorgeous body rips--just trying o keep her feet as blonde tears away. Midway through, Davidson hur5t again, reaches to clinch--Kris on her front (left) foot jerks a glorious short left uppercut to chin, putting a chopping right hand directly on top and DOWN GOES DAVIDSON!! Amy flowing to her back, stretching out starfish--she’s not getting up: KO2 in spectacular fashion, Kristen Bell.

After: Odd KO: Davidson stretched out--she’s crying, head lolling side to side, but none of her limbs are moving--she’s just starfished on the canvas, apparently helpless. Bell roaring, climbing the ring ropes, pounding her chest--feisty blonde comes through with volcanic punching--chasing Amy down and exterminating the usually durable redhead with heartless determination. BLONDE! Magazine pounding the table on KB again: THIS Kristen Bell can certainly win a title at the weight.

Reposted by Archer 10/26/10.