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1 October 2010 Carmen Electra vs Grace Park

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Posted by simguy on 10/1/2010, 8:32 am.

BEFORE: Carmen facing down steady and mounting criticism: her little battle-ravaged bod finally showing signs of slowing down after a rumoured 300 unsanctioned fights of all kinds...Electra dismissing the concerns. "I've just got one thing to say to Grace Park," Carmen says at podium, turning to her right (facing GP), ripping all the buttons on her silk blouse to reveal a still-tight bod and proud, pushed-up rack. Grace rolling her eyes at the display. "It's gonna take more than that to save you honey," Park snarls in rebuttal. "But in the spirit of your lame tummy-reveal, let me offer you a similar gesture:" Park turns to her left (facing Carm) slowly draws a thumb across her throat as Electra's cheeks blush crimson. Park in rainbow Hawaii Five-0 bikini; white gloves; hair wet. Electra in hot pink bikini; white gloves; coming in with long blonde hair loose.

During R1: Carm in closed stance - left shoulder pointed at Grace - looking to slip Park's punches/slide back, walk Park into harm. Rangy, fat-free Park steps-to, hands chest-high, relaxed...she double yo-yos out the left jab; drops in a pokey right; draws the right back across Carm's front while chopping in the left - doubling the left; dropping in another right. Electra overwhelmed - slipping some, getting pasted the rest: lanky palm-down hook across her mouth tugs her face aside, sending her stumbling in retreat. Grace loping after Carm with a serious frown: pinging jabs, rangy right hands, rigid hooks, scraping uppercuts - all of it with a nice gangly/relaxed, peppy rhythm. Electra bailing out of her positions, trying to scamper away to regroup - but Grace won't let her rest. Electra touched up, harassed, pasted - most of Park's punches little more than taps, but a few tangy clouts scuff Carmen up. Bell: Park with a smug little smirk as Electra glares back all huffy. Ominous punch stat numbers reveal Gracey throwing (not landed) in excess of 100 blows: Carmen under 20.

R2: Carm standing her ground, bending at the waist - she's trying to slip-and-counter with spring-loaded right hands. Grace busily at Carmen again - peppering her, chipping her, touching her up. Brace of bandy-limbed, sidearm left hooks bats at Carm's breasts, startling Electra out of her stance...she backpedals in confusion, setting up pocket at ropes. Grace lopes-to, scours away: rangy, whirling lefts and rights carve away palm-down on Electra, taking her in her armpits/across her back. Carmen sputtering, trying to get a firing solution...but there's Grace's pesky jab in the mouth, followed by poking right; scraping side-slashing right across the eyes; straight left between the eyes. Carmen wobbly butt - trying to reach Gracey's hips to clinch: Park willowy out of reach, then batting withering check-hooks to beat Carmen ropeside again. Scouring, relentless beatdown rest of the way: Carmen bobbing/rolling, slowing down...Park's getting to her with sheer pinging volume. Bell: Grace leaves a calling-card hook with Carmen's heaving jugs, just because.

R3: Carmen in closed stance - she FINALLY coaxes Park to reach in a right hand, drawing Grace close enough to receive a right on the mouth. Park takes it - pivots left - answers a brace of rising hooks to spruce up Carmen's breasts and force her into crossed-arm desperation. Scouring assault continues - Grace tireless - leaning in and out on long legs with punches off either foot, just letting her fists play out on Carm. Electra busting up, driven to ropes, then clouted ALONG ropes, then tattooed in corners...she's a wretched sight trying to draw a bead. Park accepting the odd knock on her chest or skull as determined Carmen keeps trying: Grace posting in excess of 100 punches thrown for all three rounds.

Ref takes a look at Carm during the break: right eye swelling shut, but she seems alert enough...he lets it go.

R4: Perky Park at Carmen with rangy, non-stop lather...Electra stumbles in full rout. Painful to watch - Carmen bobbing in crossed arm, getting strafed; Carmen crossing her wrists up high while turning her face aside, unable to bear any more torment. Grace heartless, walking Carmen down, leaning in and letting rangy limbs chip, clip and clap away. Down the stretch - that batting, lanky, sidearm hook clouts Carmen upside the jaw; clouts her again, clouts her again...Electra stumbles backward into ropes, blinking in stupor. Grace hopping-to - punching her right hand into Carmen's forehead; drawing the right elbow up-and-back as she swings home a licking left. Electra destitute, turning to her right, bending at the waist: Park slops out a backhand left to measure, then leans into a slinging sidearm clout, almost like she's tossing a discus. Punch carves in flush behind Electra's ear...lights out Carmen! Baywatch beauty jacknifes face-first into canvas, hips toppling to place her on her left side. KO4 Grace Park in heartless fashion.

After: Park seething, looming over fallen Electra, shouting down at her - official finally bodies Grace back as Carmen lies very still. Electra gently tended to...proud warrior rolled to her back and gradually brought around: she just couldn't pull the trigger on the ol' bait-and-switch tonight - moves that used to be her signature. "So much for Carmen Electra," Grace brays in postfight. "She brought it; I jammed it down her throat - that's it for her. Bimbos need to know I'm scary-good in this ring, and I want the hottest fights available. Eva Mendes - you're about ready to head down palookaville way with Carmen - come get some! Katie Cassidy; Laura Vandervoort. Nicole Scherzinger - get your over-rated ass in this ring. Jessica Alba: same deal...WHERE'S MY COMPETITION???" Grace, Grace - what about Neve or Jenny Mac? "I said HOT fights." OH SNAP!