Posted by Simguy on 11/11/2005, 7:12 am.

((Archer Note: Research has led us to believe that, although this fight is described as a rematch, it is, in fact, the first meeting of the two fighters. We theorize  that confusion arose because Kaley Cuoco was scheduled for a rematch with her previous opponent Alana de la Garza, which had ended in a 1 Pt decision in Kaley’s favor . However we have left the story exactly as it was posted on November 11, 2005 with this explanatory note included. It might be suggested that Kaley's comments are about her determination to avoid a too-close win such as she got over Alana and Molly's refer to her  determination not to let another young fighter get the better of her as happened with Tricia Helfer)).

Before: Rematch pit’s the mobile athleticism of Cuoco against the rangy sleek of ms. Sims--both girls anxious to improve over last time. “I‘m going to MUCH more aggressive,” Kaley promises in preflight. “Whenever I set down the first fight, I hurt Molly--I need to  on her and punish her earlier, more consistently than I did last time. She’s tall and strong, but I’m much quicker and more agile than she is. I’ll be able to get in., deliver my shock and get out before the big doofus knows what hit her!” Sims scalded by the decision last time out, trembling to make amends, “I’m not going to kid you,” Molly says, “losing to Kaley hurt. I felt like I didn’t give my all, and when you lose like that, you feel like you let yourself down. I can’t forget these fists (holds up dukes) stopped Taylor Cole back to back: stopped her cold. Fists like these don’t tolerate a Kaley Cuoco--you know? There’s no way she should be getting a decision on me.” Cuoco in neon blue off the shoulder bandeau top, bubblegum pink bottoms, two-toned (blue/pink) boxing shoes with tassels, Sims in silver/grey bikini, white boxing shoes with tassels. Small gloves both vixens.

During R1: Kaley jumping in early as promised, leading hooks: she’s rejected hard by stinging well-timed molly Sims jabbing. Sims coldblooded as she bangs away on Kaley’s cute mug, quickly bringing opposing blonde to heel, settling her down midring. Step-and-poke pace as Molly circles, stalks--right hand up, palm out, left hand partially extended to just chip out that dabbing jab. Cuoco tassels-tossing as she hops the perimeter, hands low when she’s well outside, bringing the right up to her chin and bending supple at the waist to slip Sims’ jab. Molly pressing behind her jab, but she’s not committing: she’ll wait on her back foot, slide back when Cuoco lunges and look to interrupt Kaley a check hook or counter right uppercut. Leggy, loping stuff from Cuoco but no points: Molly commanding the heights, controlling her nimble foe bell to bell.

R2: Kaley jumps in--Molly dips, torques a rubber-armed check-hjook and catches Cuoco flush upside the head: KALEY’S SHOOK! Cuoco’s right foot slides forward, nearly depositing her on her rump--she staggers away staring, windblown, trying to regroup, Sims pouncing, jab-jabbing Kaley’s chest to put her ropeside, then DRILLING her a short right cross off the shoulder, bingo on the mouth. Molly steadying Kaley with left-hand knuckles flat on  the chest, drifting right hands choppy off the shoulder--POOR KALEY’S~GETTING RUNG UP! Cuoco stunned, staring--she slides to her right against the ropes: Mol steps-with, knuckling her the left, drilling her the right--tasty right hand impacts over and over again to the chin. Kaley hits corner, groggily lifting her right mitt to her chin, left across her waist--she’s stooping forward hurt as Molly RAKES away. Sims swinging away whip-mitt right hands in behind Kaley’s left elbow--big, bright spanking body shots crippling tanned blonde legs, hobbling Kaley. Little lefty uppercut scrapes across Kaley’s face, then Molly DIGS the hook in under the right elbow, smiling as poor Cuoco shudders, slumps, More right hands slashed in behind the left elbow, then muscular left uppercut as Molly arches her back: Kaley brushed back upright, blinking in stupor. LEFTS AND RIGHTS crisscross against Kaley’s upper chest and face, ringing her up as she wilts forward again--Sims tearing away rangy and THE REF STEPS IN! Kaley busted up, stunned, trembling in the man’s arms--rampaging TKO2 Molly Sims!

After: Sims leaping around the ring, bellowing in triumph--glorious beating a savage exclamation point to all Molly’s claims leading up to the fight. “Those were Cat bell beating punches,” Sims crows to BLONDE! Mag sycophants, “What was poor kaley gonna do?” Cuoco shivering, gently tended on her stool--Molly tromping over to indluge herself is met by stern-faced barricade of Welter Champ jenny O’Dell and former champ Charisma Carpenter--Sims demanding to walk Kaley, but Jenny tells her flat out: “Kaley’s had enough.” End of debate.

Reposted by Archer 11/10/11.