BEFORE: Brooklyn getting all sorts of attention after ranking her peersn public: a red-carpet face-slap from Rebecca Romjin, hate-tweets from half the actresses in hollywood, and a hot-blooded FCBA challenge from young Serinda Swan. "Look, I've won fights and I've lost them," Serinda admits in prefight, "But even Laura Vandervoort admits that on my worst day, there's no way I'm ever less than top 5 when it comes to hottness. That's just science - so when Brooklyn air-head comes out and claims I'm not even top 10, you know we're getting into a fight. Because I won't take that from any model - and yes, I recognize that Brooklyn's the reigning SI swimsuit cover winner, but I'm not just going to bow my head and say 'she's prettier' because of that. So Brookie's got a beating coming and she's only got herself to blame!"

Decker calm, unconcerned, and largely unthreatened by Serinda's looks: most blondes can't say that. "I'm honest, and Serinda can't handle the truth," Brooklyn shrugs, finger twirling in a long blonde lock of hair. "Swan's only hot because she says she is - there's no proof. I own the cover of the SI swimsuit addition: that automatically makes me the hottest thing on this planet - and that includes Minka, who nobody takes seriously anyway. Can I back it up? Damn right I can: Serinda's gonna get knocked the hell out in this fight, because this is MY time. Nobody cares about some dime-a-dozen CW slutlet!"

Brooklyn in yellow bikini, white gloves; long blonde hair damp/beach-loose. Serinda in neon baby blue bikini with twist-tie hip-sides, white gloves; long black hair loose.

During R1: Brooklyn serene; Serinda seething, lips curling off teeth as she steps-to, hurls leather. Decker's right hand at her hip as she pushes out long jabs: awkward-looking, but stiff pokes knock Serinda off-stance early, forcing brunette haymakers to sweep short. Minute mark - persistent Swan pursuit sees her walk through Brooklyn's jab, turn blonde chin aside via swinging right roundhouse up top: Decker calm, seemingly unfazed despite fielding a pretty good clout. Punching contest evolves from there...Decker oddly available despite her long limbs and good height: Serinda swinging away to head, punching Brooklyn's face side to side while blonde girl keeps hands waist-high. Late the round, Swan able to body Brooklyn into ropes and pound those cover-winning jugs: NOW Decker's distressed - trying to push Serinda away while Swan cleans up rack to bell. Ref pulls seething brunette off her blonde - Decker bending back over top rope under the assault.

R2: Decker calm, loping around - right at her hip as she steps into spearing left jabs, knocking Serinda's head back. Swan frustrated - trying to surge past blonde poke, but Brookie deceptively smooth here - timing her punches well; sidestepping-left around scoring jabs, turning Serinda midring. Swanny taking to covering up peek-a-boo to protect her face: Decker whip-lashing sexy sidearm rights across her foe's trembling abs as Serinda's waistline goes on sale. Model generating good lithe torque: Serinda's stomach tenses up as she bunches forward, well-smote to the body through 2.

R3: Swan attempting to march on Decker - once again meeting with that odd pushy jab than nonetheless does the trick. Swan pre-empted, shunted to the side, steered by Brooklyn's jab: blonde girl proving leggy, loping clockwise, face tranquil as she punches Serinda's mouth/cheekbones a series of knocking lefts. Serinda huffing and puffing, but can't blow Brooklyn's door down: brunette looping haymakers, trying to score over or under the jab, but coming up short as blonde poke lands first. Decker stepping into Serinda with rangy right hands flat to gut as well: good tuff body-punching bunching Serinda up, momentarily shutting her down while Decker pushes off or lashes cheap across exposed brunette back. Shutout Decker has model preening, tossing her hair en route to corner: Serinda? Confused.

R4: Serinda finally jabs-with, negotiating distance on Brooklyn: brunette able to dive in with right hands slanted down across Decker's torso to punch blonde out of her stance. Brooklyn stricken at minute mark when Serinda steps into a shoving right to breadbasket: blonde girl stooping forward, cramped face upturned and plaintive as right arm flops loose around Serinda's shoulders. Swan pushing Brooklyn off into ropes: brunette loading up, belting away wide strokes to flanks and skull; blonde girl cowering in earmuff, then reaching to clinch/leaning back into ropes while pulling Serinda in chest to chest. Ref's breaks sort out sloppy action: Decker eventually able to reorganize at midring - pushing her jab into Serinda's tits or polishing her face while loping 'round Swan's right flank. Swanny aggressive, but forgetting to jab...she winds up losing a round that had started out so promising, AND suffers a scooping right hand in the gut that has her cringing forward in pain at bell. Decker grinning to see Serinda hugging her body and gasping for breath: blonde girl strutting back to corner with hands held high, mouth smiling wide.

R5: Swan jabs-with: Brooklyn's long poke negated as Serinda doubles up on left hands. Close range favours Serinda: she's busier, quicker-mitted, more stubborn...Decker backing up with her arms outstretched to push, getting her face turned aside as Serinda steps-with, slugging. Decker mis-firing - long limbed wallops wrapping round Serinda's shoulders as Swan dips inside blonde jab-reach: frequent stumbling embraces as errant Decker punches turn into awkward headlocks on Serinda. Swan slugging and pushing her blonde all around ring: at ropes - Swan being a good little bully - getting her elbows up to push-off; moving her hands to Brooklyn's tummy/ribs; sorting out those jugs in close. Decker whining with her back to ropes - often wrapping one arm around Serinda's head while Swan presses a forearm in on supermodel jug, or tucks in low-blowing right hands to Brooklyn's crotch. Swan's eyes dancing as Decker visibly wears down under smothering assault - at the bell, it's Serinda's turn to strut.

R6: Decker mouth-breathing, looking harrassed...left hand dangling at her side - right cocked waist-high. Serinda walking Brooklyn down, then lunging at her: purely random chance whether Swan can land a right hand up top, or whether Decker can fit lean-away hooks onto reckless brunette chin in early engagements. Fight careens around ring/into ropes...Swan slowly starting to have her way as Brooklyn starts to get discouraged. Midway through - Brookie wraps a right hand around Swan's shoulders as Serinda crouches into the punch: Swan answers back a PUMPING right to trunks, bunching Brooklyn up with a sob. Opportunistic brunette quickly rides both forearms on blonde upperback, neatly pushing Decker to hands-and-knees: ref starts counting as Brooklyn bleats in protest, obviously rattled. Decker beats the count on wobbly legs, crying against ropes in frustration: Serinda's eyes alight - black hair in the corner of her mouth as she's all ready to go. ON COMES SWAN! Serinda wading in as Decker forms stooping earmuff: Serinda plows righty-to-gut as her left hand cups gently around Brooklyn's right shoulder. Trio of pumping right hands tucked to gut sit Brooklyn blubbering in ropes: Serinda reaches in under Brookie's arms, chests her upright against ropes, wrestles apart the guard, then starts a-POUNDIN' that mouthwatering rack. Savage, clobbering stuff as Swan scrubs away fists-and-forearms in close...poor Decker unravelling, swaying back over top rope. Swan comes off jug with a marauding overhand right, clouting Brooklyn across her face, loosening her legs, leaving her helpless. Decker in swoon, hands dropping to her waist, head lolling, eyes glazing over...she's staring sleepily at Serinda, unable to resist. Swan heartless, snarling - left hand cupping blonde right hip as Serinda leans into drifting right hand after drifting right hand...bludgeoning facial punches Brooklyn to sleep, her lips in a little KO'd pout as her eyes shut/face relaxes. Ref pulls Serinda off; Decker slides down ropes onto her haunches, chin drooping to her chest as she slumps against ropes. KO6 in brutal fashion, Serinda Swan.

After: Swan climbing corner ropes, drawing thumb-across-throat, clearly relishing her win over arguably the hottest model working today: Decker a pathetic sight, brought hazily around on her stool, obviously uncertain as to what's just happened. Swan removes all doubt by marching to the Decker corner, tugging Brooklyn to her feet by her left arm, then pulling her in close with brunette right arm behind blonde back: walk of shame for Decker as Serinda shows no pity. Brooklyn's head drooping, eyes unfocussed, lips quivering as she's posed like a prize show-horse in all four corners: Serinda rough with her trophy, giving Brooklyn stern little shakes to get her attention and make her pick her head up for cameras.