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3 November 2010 Selena Gomez vs Jamie Lynn Spears

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Posted by simguy on 11/3/2010, 9:22 pm

BEFORE: "People don't know how good I am," Selena tells press in prefight. "I'm awesome! Cassie Scerbo fears me; Hayden's been dreading the day I turned pro; Tisdale can't sleep now that I'm here...you get the picture. Jamie Lynn's a little tramp, but she can fight: breaking her down and working her over will be a good tuff test. After that, I'd sure like to take Amanda Stay-Fried apart: leaving stables in rubble before I move on is all part of my own-the-FCBA gameplan!" Spears rolling her eyes: Selena's ladling it on thick and Jamie doesn't dig it. "Omigod, somebody please stop publicists from drilling these little skanks in pre-fight BS," Spears groans. "This chick's straight out of the Disney PR handbook. I've actually seen Selena working out, and yes, she's got some ability, but come on: Me, Cassie and Hayden are the cream of the crop - Selena's got nerve saying our names out loud. And in the pros, honey: nerve costs." Jamie lynn in green bikini top/snarky white bottoms; hair in frisky ponytail; white gloves. Selena in neon baby blue, bra-style bikini with twist-tie between jugs; white gloves; slick-n'-flirty ponytail.

During R1: Girls quickly scoot-to, tidy each other up via tic-tac-toe rapid-batting bursts: crowd-pleasing display of feisty handspeed in tart exchanges. Girls circle, then re-engage: eyes bright; dukes up; jabbing to re-locate, then each gets off quick-mitt combos in brisk tit-for-tat turn-taking. Final minute, girls in there trading - mitts bouncing off brown bellies hup-hup-hup: both girls look for short-hooks up top - Jamie's misses while Selena clangs firmly off chin and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Jamie Lynn stumbling to her right, tripping, scattering to all fours: she's up quickly, sniveling with humiliation as ref steps in at bell!

R2: Girls scoot-to - Jamie Lynn gets the better of stroking right hands upside opposing heads. Selena spooked, forming earmuff: Jamie at her foe's guts via hup-hup-hup, then hooking rival tits to send Gomez back on her heels. Jamie hopping-to, pushing the pace: Selena legs to her right only to be jabbed in her mouth, forced back to apron. Jamie bending in, sweeping right roundhouse wise to Selena's waist: clapping blast bunches brunette up, paints stricken look of hurt on pretty face. Jamie claws hooks against Selena's right shoulder/flank, sitting Gomez in ropes: Spears back into opposing rack via short-shrugging hup-hup left/right uppercuts as Gomez gurgles in protest. Selena struggling, elects to slug her way off ropes: she eats a succession of short, pulverizing rights and lefts, getting her chin toggled as her own punches slap harmlessly off tanned blonde shoulders. Selena wobbly butt, swaying: Li'l Jamie sustaining pace and vicious finishing instinct - pounding at Selena's gut, then blasting away chin up top: brunette ponytail switching side to side as Selena's face catches leather. GOMEZ COLLAPSES! Selena staring, suddenly helpless - she tilts into ropes, hands at her tummy: Jamie leans in with drifting right hands, punching Gomez across the mouth and slugging her sleepy! Ref tackles Jamie Lynn off as she applies finishing touches: poor Gomez out on her feet, hung up rump-on-ropes and taking needless punishment. TKO2 Jamie Lynn Spears.

After: Jamie roars back from knockdown to welcome Selena to the FCBA in style: rip-roaring power punching in bunches simply overwhelming a promising brunette debut. "Too much Jamie Lynn!" Spears gushes in postfight. "I wasn't hurt when she dropped me...I kinda got my feet tangled and tripped, but whatever: soon as I got up, I vowed I'd get her in trouble. I think she's good - tasty with her hands - but if she gets in with Scerbo, look out: I don't think Selena can punch with Cassie."