Bonus: random wrestling imagery

Posted by simguy on 11/3/2010, 9:39 pm, in reply to "PPV - first installment"

AT THE BEACH
HAND-HELD CAMERA OR POSSIBLY IPHONE FOOTAGE
NEVE CAMPBELL IN BLACK BIKINI, ALL WET
http://bauergriffinonline.com/2010/10/neve-campbells-black-bikini.php?bfm_index=5&bfm_page=0

A CHUBBY ELISHA CUTHBERT IN PINK/WHITE STRIPED BIKINI - ALSO ALL WET.
http://www.celebguru.org/gallery/elisha-cuthbert-striped-bikini4_2263/

GIRLS STANDING IN WATER AT THE EDGE OF SURF-LINE.

Girls trading mindless right forearms to offending breasts. One girl takes - her torso twisting back and to the right on receipt - then she's right back at her foe. Elisha to the left or our screen; Neve to the right. We hear muffled clapping and hooting from bystanders off camera.

CUT TO:

Elisha's reached in to secure bearhug around Neve's hips. Cuthbert's face lies in the crook of Neve's left arm: Campbell's face pinched tight as she absorbs punishment, but stays thoughtful. Wriggling, working hard, Neve wedges her elbows down inside the hold, eventually slapping her arms in around 'Lishy's ribs to reverse the hug. Cuthbert tugged up tight with a breathy cry: Neve baring her teeth as she cinches up belly to belly. Lishy's stricken face tilted up, her hands up at her shoulders, wrists bent back as though somebody's just snapped her bra-strap.

CUT TO:
Lishy doubled over - water lapping at her knees. Neve with a raised right hand, brings the forearm down across blonde back with a flat wet smack. Lishy's face pinches in anguish, her knees buckle, but she doesn't go all the way down.

CUT TO:
Camera man's obviously in the water now, very close to the combatants, circling in behind Neve as she's pulling Lishy's head down-and-forward with both hands. Cupping Lishy's right ear in her left hand, Neve drops the right shoulder, twists to put weight on her right leg, and jerks up with a beefy right european uppercut under Elisha's chin. Blonde girl's eyes close as her head flops back...she stumbles backward, then sits down with a sploosh, head bobbling back and forth sleepily. Hand-held view roams to take in Neve's pale back/proud backside-in-black.

CUT TO
Beaten Elisha up on Neve's shoulders all curvy deadweight - 'Lishy's head out to the left of our screen. Neve's right hand curls around Lishy's chin from behind; Neve's left arm loops round 'Lishy's left leg, bending stricken blonde spine over strong brunette shoulders. Neve baring her teeth, jostling her load - thick tummy and breasts jiggling with effort. Suddenly - a teal-bikini'd blonde comes hurtling in from the left of the screen, plowing into Neve's unprotected front - sending Lishy and Neve both into the surf! It's Britney, bytch! Spears cackling mischievously - wiping her face clear of water as she sloshes away all thighs/tummy/breasts while spluttering Lishy/Neve sort themselves out.

BRITNEY'S TEAL NEVE-BUSTING BIKINI:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEs9hIqOkL0