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4 November 2010 Chantelle Houghton vs Katy Perry

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Posted by knowlesey on 11/4/2010, 2:55 pm

 

After the slaughter of Alesha Dixon, and what happened to her afterwards, no British singer wants to enter the ring with Katy, and she starts to look elsewhere for fights.


Katy was due to meet TV presenter Christine Bleakley, but the big punching Irish girl had fought glamour model Leilani Downing instead, losing on points in a tough fight, both girls answering their critics who thought they could not take a punch. Into her place stepped pretty blonde TV reality 'celebrity' Chantelle Houghton, who thought of herself as some kind of British Paris Hilton.


Although Katy Perry thought this a low key affair, Chantelle had bad-mouthed her, "####in' Yank dyke! I'm gonna show her a beating!"


For this fight, Katy has returned to wearing a black outfit, and Chantelle annoys her by being late in the ring, eventually arriving clad in pink.


The girls receive their instructions from referee, model Abbey Clancey, and return to their corners, Katy still subdued.


Round 1


A disinterested Katy ambles across the ring, throws a loose jab at Chantelle, and immediately pays the penalty as the blonde peppers her face with some stinging punches, the singer's cheeks reddening quickly. The blonde is dominating the early exchanges, and she backs Perry into a corner, jolting her head back with a crisp right jab to the mouth.


This assault seems to galvanise Katy, who smacks a big right hook into Chantelle's ribs, then another, the blonde reeling away in pain. But Perry doesn't follow her up! She lets the blonde recover her composure, smiling as she ambles across the ring, taking another right jab to the face.


Chantelle Houghton is enjoying this! She jabs the singer's face again, goes to follow up with a right hook …. but on comes Katy, landing heavy punches in the blonde's face, wiping that smile off her lips, a cruel straight left to the belly, and down goes the Brit, on her knees and fighting for air.


Houghton's on her feet at 7, but ends the round crouched against the ropes as the powerful American thuds blows into her body.


Round to Katy after an uncertain start.


Round 2


Chantelle is not as quick off her stool this time, and Katy soon has her trapped in a corner, thudding those big hooks into her body. The blonde is squealing in pain, then Perry lands to her face, left jab, right hook, left hook, and down she goes again, a crumpled heap.


Bravely, Chantelle staggers to her feet at 8, but her eyes are glazed. Katy pings her head back with a crisp left jab, then rips a right uppercut into the poor Brit's jaw, and she's out, flat on her back and senseless.


After:
Katy can't be bothered with a 'celebration' just announces that she wants a better fight next time round, mentioning Lisa Maffia as her opponent of choice.

 

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