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(Result:Simguy/Words:Simgrrl)
Before: England still irate over the way she "lost" to Swanepoel’s stablemate Penelope Cruz in what is still thought of as a candidate for "Upset Of The Year." Cruz’ late showy flurry of rapidfire punching bamboozled the referee but left a bitter taste in Jen’s mouth. "I wasn’t hurt, wasn’t in trouble, and that ref just waved it off like I’d been knocked down five or six times. It says all you need to know that I not only got an apology from the FCBA, but that even Cruz admitted she was as surprised as I was when they stopped it. So that’s why I got my people to put me in another fight right away; to prove to everyone what a fluke that was. That I get to beat one of the Academy’s ‘rising stars’ in the process is just icing on the cake for me."
Swanepoel, probably still unfamiliar with the sometimes ‘pro-wrestling’ nature of professional celebrity sports in this country, seems unsettled by the vitriol. "I don’t understand why she’s mad at ME," she asks with furrowed brow. "I wasn’t even AT that fight. She wants to fight a lightweight, fine; I’m available. But I hope she doesn’t think that just because I’m still new at this that shes’ going to have an easy time of it. I saw the video of her fight with Cruz and I can do things to her that Pene couldn’t. But she’s strong and I don’t expect - after what happened in her last fight - that the referee tonight will give me any breaks if I get in trouble. They’re going to bend over backward to make up for what happened to her last time. That scares me a little bit."
Swanepoel: lacy little Victoria’s Secret bra and panties; matching garter belt and sheer stockings; black booties; long shimmery blonde hair done up in a stylish French Twist. England: her ‘lucky’ electric blue fitness garb and white boots; hair in a tight battle braid. Black gloves for both women.
During R1: Brawny Jen tentatively out of her corner, allowing the free swinging Swanepoel to become the aggressor by default. Both women cautious, pawing and swinging wide and wild from long range, but Swannie showing some late aggression when at the two minute mark she begins to follow her jab in, tightening up her right to send a straight shot to Jen's forehead, snapping her head. England not hurt, but still backs up ceding the midring to Candice. The Victoria's Secret underwear model not landing a lot of flush leather, but Jen looks spooked by her unconventional dipping and swooping haymakers and when the scorekeepers write on their cards, it's the South African blonde who gets the bigger number.
R2: Jen England staying compact this round, bending her knees as she edges forward behind the left jab; ducking, bobbing her head, weaving her shoulders, forcing her way inside the sweeping arc of Swanny's shots. England wrapping Candice up around the hips, digging to the middle; curling shots up into her ribcage. Neat, tidy, display of brawny girl fighting as the middle American blonde goes muscular on the willowy South African.
R3: Crazy! Swanepoel red-faced after a stern talking to by Stone in her corner; comes out whiplashing and slopping away with both hands. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Swanepoel's lashing fists have England back on her heels early and when she tries to fight back, she gets caught flush by a looping, overhand right to the jaw. Jen sprawling on her butt in shock, sits up shaking her head in disbelief! Jen wants to get after Swanepoel who looks almost as shocked by the knockdown as Jen herself but the ref slows things down checking her gloves before letting her go. England furious at having let herself be caught, lowers her head and charges angrily at Swanepoel. AND SHE'S DOWN AGAIN! England runs into a combination as Candice leans onto her back foot, hooks England as she bulls forward, then steps aside and chops the right down on the side of Jen's head as she tilts forward dangerously off balance. Jen England plows into the mat facefirst, her right foot flying up in the air. Jen rolls over and sits up, unable to comprehend what has just happened. Back on her feet, she's physically OK, but mentally she's distraught. Jen's panicking, losing her composure as Swanepoel swarms her. The body's all there, but England's a wreck mentally as she meekly lets Swanepoel batter her at long range to run out the clock.
R4: Swanepoel dominates. Her coner calms Candice enought that she settles down this round, starting to stick a workmanlike jab in Jen's face; keeping her off balance and never letting the muscular Minnesotan get into any kind of a rhythm. England getting punished as she's stalked around the ring by a grim faced Swanepoel. Late: Swannie opens up, getting all limber-limbed and SWEEPING JEN TO HER KNEES. Once again, Swanepoel fits in a clean shot that drops the ragged fitness girl to her knees. Jen, hands on knees, shaking her head in denial at how she's being manhandled by this 'slip of a girl'. Closing seconds all Candice as she inundates England under a withering barrage with punches bouncing off Jen's back as she stoops too far forward with her face in her gloves.
R5: Between rounds Monica Bellucci, England's trainer, starts shaking a white towel in her face; threatening to throw it in if she doesn't show some spunk, Unbelievably, when the bell rings, Jen rallies! The muscular fitness competitor comes out swinging with mean intentions and quickly puts Swannie back on her heels with a couple of hard jabs and a right to the body! Candice taking a bad beating to her slender body; being pursued around the ring by red-faced fury Jen England. CANDICE GOES DOWN! Candice trying to fight back is instead chin checked hard and her legs unhinge! Swanepoel stumbling forward into England, wraps her arms around Jen's hips as she drops to her knees, nearly tackling Jen off her feet as she crumples into her. England punches her a couple of times between the shoulders as Candice kneels at her feet before the referee intervenes to separate them and send Jen dancing merrily to the far corner where she watches nervously as Swanepoel gathers herself and struggles to her feet beating the count. This thing is getting wild!
R6: Pace slows. Both girls have been hit hard and put down, and seem to have regained their senses somewhat. They're both reluctant to trade willy nilly after each escaped a close-call. With the two women sparring at long range, however, distance becomes a critical factor - one which clearly favours taller Swanepoel! Jen leaning forward, then pulling back; leaning forward, then pulling back again; something akin to the jump-rope girls timing the rope before they skip in. Unfortunately, it's not working for England because Candice unpacks her long range jab; frequently wrong-footing Jen just as she's about to hop in on the attack. Time and again, England will land a solid, thumping punch; a hook or right to the body, but when she tries to follow it by moving in, she gets slammed by Candice's jab. There's a lot of Jen flailing at empty air as she's forced out of her confort zone by Swanepoel's fast-improving left jabbage.
R7: England finally gets it all working together at last! The trick has always been for her to find a way to get inside of Candice's longer reach so she can batter her slender torso and smash her boobs - but that's always easier in theory than in practice as any experienced boxer will tell you! This round Jen gets it done and once she gets herself inside the arc of Swannie's long arms, she spends much of the round fighting off Swanny's chest. Swanepoel being battered, and badly beaten; sent slumping stricken to the ropes where she ends up struggling with the stronger England, straining to wrap her up top; bearhug her; or do anything else she can think of just to bog Jen down. At one point, Swanepoel's long, limber, legs get tangled in England's and Candice leg sweeps Jen off her feet; both women tumbling to the mat and rolling over and over, still punching and snarling until the referee untangles them and sends both to separate corners; giving each a warning - "This ain't a goddam rasslin' match ladies!"
Swanepoel vs. England (conc)
Posted by for simguy on 11/6/2010, 9:30 am, in reply to "Re: PPV: Candice Swanepoel vs. Jen England (Pt 1)"
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R8: Now she's got it figured out! Jen right back on top of Swanepoel, slipping the jab and driving hard to chest up on the taller, lighter, blonde. Once she has her body on Candice's it's an easy fight for England! Using her muscular legs, Jen powers Swanepoel's butt into the ropes, then digs away at her hard, flat, abs with both hands. Swanepoel grunting on impact, cheek on England's shoulder, bottom cheeks rippling from the thudding impacts of Jen's power-punching her paunch. Candice tearing up as Jen keeps banging away on Swannie along the ropes where Swanepoel can't use her longer legs to separate them once Jen gets her hands on her hips and wedges a knee between Swanepoel's thighs. Sweat and tears spray the folks in the expensive seats like a Gallagher concert whenever Swanepoel's hair whips around as she twists and turns from side to side whiile Englands beats her body like an African tribal drum.
R9: Swanepoel, after getting a stern lecture in stereo (Stone in one ear; Bell the other) getting back to her previously successful tactic: dipping-and-swooping punches up or over England's shorter arms, smacking her head with limber-limbed walloping blows. Jen catching hard, being clouted relentlessly, backs off looking spooked by the resurgent blonde's whip armed attack. Swanpoel plenty aggressive, so much so that in her frenetic flailing she's frequently wrapping punches around Jen's shoulders and slapping her on the back or missing over the top. Twice, when England does manage to get inside, instead of clinching, Swanepoel keeps punching, her right fist going clear around behind Jen's head to smack her in the right ear! Candice puts together a sweet jab/cross/hook combination with little more than a minute left in the round to put England in trouble, but she gets overly enthusiastic and her attempt to close out a girl who looks like she's ready to go with one solid connect turns into too much swinging and not enough connecting.
R10: Swanepoel slumped on her stool between rounds looks gassed while fitness competitor Jen England's top-end conditioning holds her in good stead. As the round starts, it's the fresher England with her powerful legs taking it to the labouring South African beauty. England piling on, wrapping Swanepoel up and, literally at times, carrying her to and stuffing her in, the ropes! Once she has Swanepoel's long, limber, body positioned in the corner or shoved deep between the ropes, England has a picnic feasting on the nubile youngster's slender body! Jen helping herself to Swannie who at times is bent over with her behind so far through the ropes it looks like she's about to slip right between them into the laps of the lads in the front row. Swanepoel suffering bravely; frantically tying Jen up with her long arms; bearhugging and almost hanging on around Jen's neck; using all her limber leverage to good advantage. England trying to get all big girl, but whenever it looks like Jen's ready to put her away, Swanepoel comes fighting off the ropes with a flurry - forcing England to start all over again pushing her back and getting on her one more time. Swanepoel finishes upright, on her feet and in the final ten seconds it's Swanepoel, her back on the ropes, who's the one throwing leather while England earmuffs. Takes a while to calculate, but finally comes back a UD10 Candice Swanepoel!!
After: Another tough, gritty, performance by South African Swanepoel who's certainly built less robustly than Jen England but comes across as more combative by nature! This was a 50-50 fight coming in but Swanepoel really separated herself from England tonight. This was a great opportunity for Jen England to snag a win but once again she failed to step up and, during the crucial ninth round when the fight was hers for the taking, England let Swanepoel off the hook and let the blonde South African rally while England seemed to shrink from the challenge. Leading pundits are (quietly) beginning to question Jen England's spirit which is never a good thing for a young fighter.
While Stone is unwrapping Candice's hands, Jewel and Grace Park show up and climb into the ring so that Grace can issue a challenge to Swanepoel. Grace is like that, she sometimes goes off the reservation and the Wiz unaccountably puts up with it! Some say it's because she has a ton of talent, but most think it's just because she's smoking hot - that always gets the Wiz' attention!
Grace and Jewel both talking into microphones in the ring while the rest of Front Street hovers outside - "but only to prevent any potential shennanigans" the Wiz explains later.
After Grace challenges Swanepoel, Jewel then confronts Charlize Theron, accusing Theron of working "behind the scenes to block that fight and the Allison 'Mack the Knife' Mack vs. Reese Witherspoon and Leelee Sobieski vs. Cat Bell bouts that, "everyone knows the Wiz has been trying to get Ginny to agree to."
Bristling, Theron snarls, "Jewel doesn't know what she's talking about, as usual." Then they trade insults like only women who have a long history can do.
Finally, Theron and Cat confer in hurried whispers then Charlize announces she's accepting all three challenges "on behalf of the Academy." The crowd sits stunned for a moment, then breaks into wildly enthusiastic applause.
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Everyone thinks Ginny would go ballistic when she found out what Charlize had done - and they were right!
In the Academy locker room 'the old redhead' was beside herself! "I can't go to the ladies after a fight without one of you sticking her tit in a wringer? What were you thinking? You realize I had that old Wizard over a barrel? I was just about to ram my dildo in his keister and you blew the whole deal!! I coulda got a bunch of concessions from that horny old fool. He was panting so hot and heavy to get Bell's boobs in the ring he'd have agreed to anything I demanded. Then you go and hand him Swannie and Reese on a platter...just so you can get your girlfriend a win? I swear, I'm going to have to muzzle you before I let you anywhere near one of my corners again Char. You're getting to be just like that bimbo McKay you dumped for Cat."
Charlize tried to argue, but Ginny cut her off abruptly, "NO! Don't even open your mouth and pretend you're insulted. Sunny and Kim were loose cannons and we're both better off rid of them. But when you start thinking with your clit instead of your brain, you make the same kind of foolish decisions they made. Now get out before I say something I'll regret....and send Stone in here! What the hell was she doing when this was going on? Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here myself? Now I suppose the FCBA'll want to do them all on their Thanksgiving PPV. What'm I gonna do with you girls...Oy vey!"
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