Pt. 1:

BEFORE: "Grace Park is certifiable," An agitated Kaley Cuoco says at podium. "The move from bantam to light is the toughest in boxing - I should know, 'cause I took the beatings to do it! And I know this: Grace can't handle it up here. Has she EVER beaten a decent lightweight who wasn't a half-starved model? She struggled to hold canvas against Jennifer Carpenter, who's like this (holds up pinkie finger) - I mean - what does she THINK's gonna happen when I jump into her? I'm one of the best fighters in boxing - period - regardless of size. Grace is over-reaching and I'm going to make her pay a super-steep price!"

Park unperturbed, enjoying the notoriety making such a challenge has brought her. "Look - I'm not denying Kaley's a special talent," Grace allows in prefight. "But you break the top 10 down and you'll see that she's the most vulnerable to what I bring in the ring. She might be hell on wheels against big hitters and wide-bodies, but when I start lathering her down to the tune of a hundred punches a round, how's she going to handle that? The girl needs openings to pounce: I won't give her spots. I'm not crazy - I'm competitive. I just want to see what happens - Kaley's the one who's all 'not on my watch' and stuff. I don't know whether to fight her, or put her over my knee and spank her!"

Grace in yellow surfing bikini; small black gloves; hair wet. Kaley in black bikini; small white gloves; hair in short ponytail with bangs/strands framing face.

During R1: Kaley in closed stance, left shoulder pointed at Grace; left hand dangling, right at chest. Grace loping-to, hands up, palms out - she's dab-dabbing the jab, dropping the right, pulling the palm-down hook across: Park revving up the punch-machine. Kaley changing levels, pivoting-clockwise - looking to stoop-and-reach jabs into Grace's taut tummy, in amongst the forest of Park's rangy punches. Round progresses...Park stepping-to Kaley, hands whirling/chopping/pasting...Kaley weaving, eyes narrowed - threading hard right hand leads into Park's stomach; catching Park the odd ringing hook on jaw. Grace fielding an assortment of single shot power punches head and body...slender brunette takes 'em well, but her output suffers as Kaley's winning space to roam and dictate terms in the first.

R2: Kaley weight on right (back) foot - leaning away from Park to bait her forward, cleverly making Grace give up height. Kaley playing bait-and-switch, catching Grace counters from either hand as Park leans forward...trouble is, Gracie's prepared to pay the price. Wiry Asian continues to press the attack - chipping away jabs; dropping in rigid rights; clipping across hooks, then backhanding the left with a little brush-slap to set up the next right. Kaley bobbing/weaving/pivoting, dragging her lead (left) foot in a bucket, but she's not getting off: Park's pressure-blanket strategy pays off as Cuoco's held off the score-sheet.

R3: Kaley weight on back (right) leg, leans away from a poking Park one-two: Cuoco leaping into a sudden hook clouts ALL of Grace's chin in receipt! Park's sinewy legs accordion-up...she clatters back to ropes all dewy-eyed: she's hurt! Kaley pouncing-to: right hand chopped wide to lats; double left hook taking Grace tummy/head. Park windblown, eyes glassy - she reaching her hands to pull down Kaley's head or block her punches - Cuoco just ragdolling her brunette into ropes, battering her with gusto. Kaley ROBUST to Gracie's slender ribcage - blonde girl trying to bash Park into submission via main force. BUT PARK BATTLES BACK! Stirring stuff off the ropes as Grace rallies, catching Kaley clouting rights and lefts from the waist, cuffing blonde jawlines. KALEY GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Cuoco suddenly hurt - knuckling her mitts against Grace's ribs to stabilize: Park sweeps the hands aside, reverses field and puts KALEY in the ropes. Grace: teeth bared; sinewy body tense with renewed vigor - she starts putting crop to haunch, lashing away both hands in rangy side to side lather! Kaley bobbing in loose crossed-arm, getting strafed...she takes a pasting, then SHE starts to connect. Grace staring after a pair of snatching hooks caresses her cheek...Park backs off rubbery-legged, hands waist-high. Kaley hurt - Grace hurt - blonde girl stalks swaying brunette, trying to pounce-in on chin one last time at bell. MEDIC! Both girls getting emergency repairs after a helter-skelter third. Crowd on its feet for a delirious standing O.

R4: Grace yo-yoing out the jab - her elbow fixed high on delivery as she flicks it out there. She's not trying to keep distance: Grace using the jab to get Kaley rolling/slipping in the pocket, then lathering the blonde all manner of punches. Right hands sweep to Kaley's leftside ribs; palm-down left hooks take her in right armpit PIK! Clawing double hooks set up chipping rights; backhand rights set up slapping lefts as Grace pastes head-and-shoulders on Kaley, then goes back downstairs as Cuoco weaves on the spot. Kaley frowning, confused...she's bending and swiveling about, trying to set her feet and walk Grace into harm, but Park's output just a steady tattooing rain. Cuoco unhurt, but scuffed up, scowling at bell. Park warned during the break for holding her elbows high as she's rotating through her punches.

R5: Change of tack, Kaley C: she bobs her way inside, setting up on Park's chest, starts hacking the body. Grace grimacing, putting her shoulder on Kaley, levering her out with chickenwing left elbow. Good Cuoco pressure - she's tucking in close, getting off snappy to waistline/ribs - nice compact little swipes and cuffs clouting at Grace. Park pushing and punching - rolling limber left/right/lefts against Kaley's breadbasket underneath; slashing Kaley across her back as blonde leans in. Cuoco having her way however - bossing Grace around, wearing out the torso through 5.

Park/Cuoco conc

Posted by simguy on 12/9/2010, 11:32 pm, in reply to "Grace Park vs Kaley Cuoco pt1"