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23 December 2010 Beau Garrett vs Serinda Swan

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Beau Garrett 01.jpg Serinda Swan 03.jpg

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 12/23/2010, 10:26 am

Apologies to the Wiz...girls are getting signed faster than I can keep track. Anyway - figure this to have occurred before Swan signed with Frontstreet.

Beau Garrett (for those unfamiliar) is where Swan was about 6 months ago in her real career - guest starring roles on TV, modeling gigs, plus she's in TRON - she's like a Molly Sims only less brassy. Insanely hot - on a par with Serinda. She fits in with Taylor Cole, Bridgett Moynihan, Molly Sims, Serinda Swan, Alana De La Garza, Charlize Theron - the tall, glamour lightweights.

BEFORE: Serinda not her normal brassy self: Garrett's bullied Swan on apartment carpet and has no problem staring Serinda down in prefight. "It's weird to see Swan so tongue tied," says a long-time Swan-watcher from Celebrity Ring. "This is a big fight for her personally: a chance to slam the door in Beau's face as Garrett's trying to debut. Beau's smart: she's gorgeous, and she knows she can steal heat from Swan if she wins. If Serinda doesn't stand up to Beau here, Garrett could seriously undermine Swanny's plans going forward!" Serinda in electric baby blue bikini; black hair loose; white gloves. Beau in neon green bikini; dirty blonde hair loose; orange gloves. Ring instructions: Swan rigid, looking off to one side; Garrett smirking, staring at Swan's face, daring her to look back.

During R1: Swan pumping jabs early - parting Beau's mitts, spanking back her face at will. Second minute, Swan places a hard right cross to chin, turning Beau's head aside, sending her staggering to her right. Final minute - Swan traps Garrett ropeside - beats blonde ribs/flanks as Beau's covering up. Garrett proving tough in earmuff, sponging up a robust licking: Serinda all flashing eyes/flaring nostrils at bell - obviously sending a muscular message in the first.

R2: Swan pumping the best jab of her career - pounding head-and-tits on Beau to drive Garrett back. Serinda snarling, leaning in hard right hands off 2 or 3 jabs: Beau leaning back on ropes, hands up, blocking shots, but clearly overwhelmed. Serinda humming along - unleashing both hands to waistline/ribs, then coming up top via cuffing hooks/short right hands...brunette staying very busy, outworking her blonde, making sure only one girl shines in the second.

R3: Beau jabs, slide-pivots to her left around planted left foot: smooth, deliberate look from sensual blonde. Swan trying to negotiate - stooping to jab Beau's body, but Garrett check-jabbing face in response, then swatting supple hooks. Beau able to walk Swan down, touch her up - nothing serious as Serinda uses her legs to roam the ring - but BG rights her ship, takes points in a stalking third.

R4: Swan off the jab: hook to ribs; trade in hooks up top; drops the right hand...BEAU SCOOTS TO HER BUTT! First look of shock on Garrett's face - well touched by Serinda and not liking it one bit. Swan seething, glaring down...she's growing in confidence, starting to renegotiate psychological terms with a nemesis. Beau beats the count, but it's all Swan: Serinda very busy atop her blonde at ropes - pushing and punching, working the body, ringing punches off the guard up top. Beau unflappable under pressure, but clearly overwhelmed, unable to answer back, or even clinch effectively as Swan rolls up points.

R5,6: Good steady minutes for Serinda - she's very disciplined, yet ferocious against Beau. Stiff, hard jab knocking at Beau's brows, moving her head. Snatching body licks bounce loud off ribs/waist - bunching Garrett forward in earmuff. Cue uppercuts - Serinda jerking 'em up and across, taking tit or chin, then pushing Beau off to walk her back. Garrett fighting in patches - willing to exchange on the inside - but she waits her turn, forfeiting initiative to a very busy, very aggressive Serinda through 6.

R7: Swan buoyed by the scuffed up face of her foe, gets a little sloppy in an attempt to clean Beau up. Garrett sinewy strong in close, bouncing left hands off Swan's midsection; ripping her right uppercuts; pushing her around/walking her down. Serinda abandoning the jab, just laying in and trading: Garrett out-hitting Swan in random trade, though neither girl hurt. Bell: Beau jostling Swan at ropes, bullying her - Swan pushing back angrily, bringing the ref in hot before overtime begins.

R8: Smirk is back on Beau's face: she's stepping the jab in strong, pounding Serinda's mouth, ram-stamping Serinda's jugs. Beau with a lanky step-cuffing left hook-short right hand routine punching Swan out of her stance: Serinda forced to retreat or be tied up and walked to ropes for extra punishment. Swan making good use of her legs, showing more savvy than we're used to seeing: she loses the round, but doesn't let Beau really build up a big head of steam in the 8th.

R9: Swan recommits to the jab: good things happen. Serinda able to spread Beau out/get her gobbling poke, then KISSING the right cross off Beau's chin as Garrett's trying to throw righty herself. Beau's legs give a shimmy, eyes all shiny with hurt: Swan able to get to her foe, but can't close her out as Garrett proves stubborn, willful off ropes in healthy exchanges.

R10: Same again - Swan punishing Beau midring with jabs and HARD right hands...Garrett's legs give way, allowing Swan to stampede her to ropes for processing. Swan shoving and slugging...Beau finally breaking down just a smidge: face is puffy, mouth is up, guard easily wrestled apart as Swan imposes will. Serinda finally able to distribute a comprehensive beating...Beau just drooping forward behind her mitts, sponging it up thick as Serinda salts away the fight. UD10 Serinda Swan in professional form.

After: Monkey off the back as Serinda answers an apartment rival in the ring...Garrett lumped up, looking contrite as Swan's hand is raised in victory. "I'm better than this class of girl," Swan says emphatically in postfight. "Beau's tall, strong, but I dominated her pillar to post. That's just the way it is - I'm getting better and better - there's no telling how good I'm going to be once I'm done!"