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Originally posted by Simguy on 11/3/2000, 7:45 am.

((Archer Note: This story originally saw Pamela Paulshock as Kim Page’s opponent, but later Simguy stated he had confused Pamela with Tylene Buck. Since Tylene appears in 2 later stories defending the title, we have chosen to substitute Tylene’s name for Pamela in the interest of historical clarity).)

Before: Page defending her title after almost a year of inactivity-- in that time, Buck has emerged from the trash morass as the hardest punching valet since Debra McMichael herself. Kim can box, but nothing in training camp suggest she will--most insiders expect a reckless slugfest by both girls as the shortest route to glory. Buck in leather Canada bikini top and white boy cut trunks, Kim in neon green sports bra, black velvet boy cut trunks.

During R1: Buck with good early pressure, punching prettily as she stomps forward, head up, chin out--Page giving ground in good order looks for spots. Midway through, Kim finally gets the timing down, stepping back then bounding in behind a crashing overhand right to spank back Tylene’s head--Page bodying up on follow through and running Buck across the ring to hit the turnbuckles hard, Crowd pleasing jug mugging of Buck ensues--Kim putting her weight into the blonde, rubbing her knuckles back and forth against the blonde’s gigantic melons--occasional squeegee squeak from the leather on leather action. Page abandoning the rule book, drives her shoulder repeatedly into Buck’s body. Pamela shouting in pain, hands out along the top rope--she’s getting worked over by a pro. Page with a headlock twists Tylene to the mat eventually--both girls tumbling at the bell as a riot ensues--corners work to separate the combatants.

R2: Tylene all tear-streaked cheeks and outraged complaints in her corner, comes out fired up and bodies collide midring as the girls bull rush one another. Frenzied grappling as the two tumble in one another’s arms to the ropes--ref hapless as he tries to break the brawling bimbos up, Arm and head locks, facing to the face--it’s all happening at the zoo in a hectic foul filled first minute, Round progresses--Buck calms down enough to aim and hurl a few slugging right hands, clouting Kim about the chest or chin as blonde forces brunette back along the ropes. Round finishes up in a corner as Tylene gets revenge, shoulder blocking Page roughly to the body, pulling out to get her legs behind outrageous uppercuts, or short, clubbing right hands on the jaw, Tylene keeps it up after the bell as the ref struggles to intercede.

R3: Tylene walking Kim don--blonde just ignoring damage to wade in and through--this is crude, slobberknocking stuff. Page a little headier, knows when to take her shots, retreats in good order and in the middle minute, she walks Tylene into a gorgeous right hand on the teeth, beating Buck’s own right cross by inches, Pam’s legs do the dip and she straightens up woozy--Page takes over Kim wind milling into Buck, drives her back o the ropes--Tylene clueless as to how to defend, closes her eyes, raises her gloves plaintively as Page flails away.

R4: Rock’em Sock’em robot action midring--valets planting their feet, swinging for the for the fences, breasts heaving left and right with the wild swinging--winging blows graze chins as both girls gamble outright. AND PAGE  GOES DOWN! A short right hand bounces off Kim’s chin as her wide right sails over the top--Page dropping to her back with a crash as the crows roars. AND IT’S OVER! Page’s face contorts in agony as she lies prone, unable to get off her back--Tylene drops down with a delighted squeal for cross body pin--ref forced to pull the blonde off by her hips as the corners flood the ring. Pandemonium ensues and, oh, by the way--Ryle Buck KO4.

After: Tylene pounds out Kim--simple as that--wild, raucous bout proves the blonde’s stunning one punch power, overwhelming Page’s superior all-court game with brute force. Tylene to be reckoned with, gobbling up Kim’s hardest lick in this  one, and unleashing dreadful right hand power to conclude the affair, has enough of what it takes to threaten the other big valets.

Reposted by Archer 1/10/11.