(Result:simguy/Words:simgrrl) 1-8-11

Before: This bout presents boxing fans with some stunning contrasts; not only in the wildly dissimlar body types, but in fighting style and even age! Kendra is a buxom, 25 y/o, Playboy nude model who tipped the scales at over 125 at her unofficial weigh-in. Julie is more than 13 years older - and not even close to 120 when she got on the scale. Both blondes are 5'4" but otherwise it's hard to believe they're members of the same species! Wilkinson's stated career goal is to become a massage therapist and she obviously rubbed Benz the wrong way at the weigh-in when, attempting a staredown, Kendra leaned into Julie; her prodigious puppies overwhelming Benz' more than adequate bosom with her hulking rack. Benz, red-faced, pushed back and for a moment it looked like both girls would throw down - but cooler heads prevailed, darmmit!

"I hate her kind," Kendra said after she was pulled away from Benz who hurried Wilkinson on her way with a swift kick to her Playboy-worthy posterior. "All my life people have been putting me down; giving me that 'Can Kendra move her mouth as fast as she moves her booty?' crap! That little mouth-breathing drama queen better watch her step because she's gonna find out just how fast Kendra can move her fists!"

"A stuck up bytch; that's all she is!" Benz huffed angrily while a couple of muscular Amazons held her and Kendra apart. "She sleeps with Hef and some pro football player; makes a sex tape; then all of a sudden gets it in her head she's some kind of boxer? I don't think so! Some of us worked all our lives to get where I am today and there's no way I'm letting some pumped up silicone slut prance in and take it away from me."

Benz really established herself (at long last) in the FCBA during a solid 2010 campaign. She comes in to this fight on a roll - which also means she's got a lot more to lose than Wilkinson who is still struggling to get her feet on the ground.
Wilkinson: neon baby blue bikini; hair in messy twisty-bun; bangs framing her flushed face. Benz: baby blue lace pushup bra, panties and garter belt; white stockings; blond locks in a youthfully saucy ponytail. Small white fingerless gloves for both cuties; it's clearly 'take no prisoners' time for both of these blonde bombers.

During R1: Kendra a powerful little bundle of energy, bobbing forward, slugging hard from either side; crouching down after delivering to slip under Benz' whistling return fire. Kenda proving herself tough to counter and as she pounds away at Benz' aging torso, it's Julie forced to grudgingly give ground. Benz looking for openings, trying to hit them but with mixed results and at the bell it's Benz breathing hard as Wilkinson stays aggressive to pocket the points in a surprisingly dominant first round for the Playboy pixie.

R2: Benz again forced to givie ground behind a defensive while jab; slide-stepping backward; trying to get Kendra coming forward into check-hooks and it works - to some extent - but Wilkie's absorbing Benz' hook and still doing damage! Kendra leering as she leaps forward, pounding Julie's rack flat on occasion. Julie hook jostling Kendra's kittens in reply, but it's Julie's rack that's wearing a nice pink hue at the bell. Hard round to score, but Kendra's still the obvious, visual, aggressor and Julie's corner's already icing down the puppies - never a good sign this early.

R3: Julie's tactic (if that's what it is) appears to be to continue to give ground; to draw Kendra in and check hook her...hopefully it's deliberate because she's backpedaling steadily. Midway, Benz standing her ground in spots; leaning her shoulder into Wilkinson's chest, pushing her off; hooking up top. Anything just to break Kendra's forward, offensive, momentum. Round winding down, Julie starting to ding Kendra with the jab backing up; check-hook off the right (back) leg... Kendra slowly being boxed into compliance as Benz appears to finally get a handle on Wilkinson's bouncy energy, corraling the buxom beauty's enthusiastic charges.

R4: Free-swinging exchanges turn out NOT to be a good idea for Benz who is shocked early when she stands her ground and goes toe-to-toe with the busty blond. Julie getting sack-slugged up out of her stance and walked down by the belligerent Playboy model cum masseuse. In what was basically a tit-for-tat jug-mugging contest; with both women trying to humble the other's rack and break her spirit - Kendra seemed to have a little more the better of it in that area!

R5: Benz using her legs, circling, skirting the ring perimeter. Punch count for both girls plummets as Benz' mobility denies Kendra meaningful contact and Kendra doesn't seem to have the wits - or maybe it's just her inexperience - to force it. Only later does Julie discover when the scores are revealed, that the judges gave Kendra this round - seemingly more impressed by her mindlessly aggressive pursuit of the elusive Benz than by Julie's savvy ring generalship!

R6: Julie again looking to leg it around the ring but this time a frustrated Kendra drives forward, head down, and tackles her into ropes. Benz butt stuffed between the ropes, arms wrapped around Kendra's shoulders, as the Playboy trained blonde initiates a pier 6 brawl. Desperate times for Benz whose body is under insane attack from Kendra who balls her fists and plows away, pounding Benz' 38 year old abs with abandon. Wilkinson a wild woman, but showing good tight form on her punches and she minimizes Julie's window for clean connecting counters. Benz, with few options, has no choice but to join in the fun and furiously flail away. In the close quarters, there's plenty of jug taken - although surprisingly, it's the more voluptuously endowed Kendra Wilkinson who - despite her bigger targets - gets the better of it! Wilkinson helping herself to handfuls of Benz bosom as she piston punches her adversary mercilessly. Bell: Julie Benz getting scuffed up through 6 hard stanzas!

R7: Benz forced to change gears, settling on a boxing/slugging mix as she retreats behind a stinging jab; then stopping to set down and plant her shoulder in Kendra's chest to bump her off-stride. Benz on the attack: walking Kendra into check-hooks, following up with rapid-fire flurries when her hook takes Kendra off stride. Kendra Wilkinson basically has only one plan - she's walking forward, looking to put her mitts on Julie's aging meat. When she gets into it, Kendra knows what to do to a girls bra, as Julie learns to her discomfort. There's at least one thing they teach at the Mansion that Kendrea remembers!

R8: A couple of good check hooks finally unhinge Kendra's knees - allowing Julie to follow up and begin to process Kendra systematically. Julie getting it done along the ropes at first, then all around the ring until late when one of Wilkinson's crazy, wild, right hands off the ropes smashes her to canvas! Julie up quickly, reeling back to the ropes where Wilkinson steals the Benz round, again hup-hup-hupping happily into Julie's jumpin' juggs and putting Julie in trouble on the cards after 8.

R9: Julie off her stool steely-eyed, tight-lipped; blonde veteran buckling down as she goes about her business like a pro. Kendra blundering into check hooks again, this time really getting ripped as Julie follows up with flurries of rights and lefts anytime Wilkinson is stymied. Down the stretch, Benz literally throws herself into Kendra's cleavage; a rip-roaring gambit that humbles Kendra's rack and leaves the Playgirl in tears, her ravaged body sagging on the ropes. It could be the break Julie's been looking for as she's still trailing on the scorecards thanks to that fifth round.

R10: Julie's corner tells her she's behind and she has to gamble. She gets a rolling start out of her corner slightly before the bell; jumping on Kendra and trapping her in her own corner. Savage hup-hup-hup as Julie's mean-spirited jug-mugging finally punches Wilkinson into jugg stupor. Benz goes all-in, chugging away with her head under Kendra's chin, pumping punches like a rookie ingenue in search of supper money. Kendra being overwhelmed, starts unravelling and she turns away in tears, swiping a 'go away' backhand at Julie who is loading up for more. Wilkinson's dramatic loss of composure panics the ref and he swoops in to gather Kendra up and spirit her away from harm. TKO10 Julie Benz!

After: Benz showing she's a very astute veteran, her show of savage brutal force didn't actually destroy Kendra physically, but it was just enough to panic the novice into causing her own defeat. This is the kind of fight an aging fighter like Benz could easily have lost - to a rough, straight ahead, puncher like Wilkinson whose own lack of discipline and adherence to conventional tactics could work to her advantage against a less flexible opponent.

Once her gloves are off, Julie grabs the microphone and immediately issues a challenge to the bantam champ, Britney Spears. "Brit, I know you're out there listening; I want you; I want you now! I've waited too long as it is for my shot and I expect you to do the right thing." Then she quickly changes gears. "But IF SPEARS DUCKS ME, I want the ex-champ Rachel MacAdams. She got over on me once before - back in '08...in my second FCBA fight! I'm better trained, smarter and more fit now than I was then and I'm coming for her sooner or later. MacAdams can be my 'stepping stone' to Spears, so unless you're afraid of an 'over-the-hill, washed-up, old lady' Rachel, then I expect you to lace up the gloves and get in the ring with me. C'mon, what're you waiting for? Let's 'get it on'! I'll take either - or both - of you. In any order! Both on one night, whatever!"

Later, facing the media, Julie admits somewhat sheepishly, "All that jugg mugging really isn't my style, but she started it and it seemed responding in kind was the only thing she understood. I don't know if my old girls can take that anymore - maybe I should avoid these Playboy bunny types in the future," she chuckled, rolling her eyes. To a question, Julie admitted in the first rush of excitement after the referee stopped the fight, yes, she'd considered trying a breast smothere to JMD Wilkinson. "I think I've got what it takes to get the job done," she blushed, "but it really didn't seem like a good idea."

Kendra stayed a long time in her dressing room and Benz was gone before she appeared for the press. Asked what she would have done if Benz had tried a JMD, Wilkinson looked surprised. "She really wanted to go there? I can't believe it." Then she shrugged. "I guess she'd have had a fight on her hands, because I was really upset when that bozo stopped the fight. There was no reason for it and as it turned out, I was ahead and would have won. Right now, I just want to settle down and think a bit, but after hearing that, I'm pretty sure I'm going to have my people talk to her people about a rematch. It there's some jugg to be taken, mine are the ones going to come out on top in that contest...that much is for sure!"