BEFORE: First photo shoot - Munn wades into a gaggle of BAZZ fighters - dispensing punches; biting Scerbo on the shoulder; taking Michalka down and attempting ground-and-pound before Munn herself is seized/pummelled...Olivia proving the most tempestuous bantam this side of Jenny McCarthy. "I'm here to beat ass," Olivia says matter of fact at podium. "Yah, I'm the U-dog, but is Aly any MORE of a favourite than Garth was over me? How 'bout Valance? Odds guys love to favour pretty blonde princesses, but you know what? We get in there, and the ruffest girl wins - you savvy, Queequeg? AND I'M THE RUFFEST ONE THERE IS!"

Michalka staying calm: takes more than hot talk to ruffle the CW hegemon and burgeoning star of the 120 pound class. "Olivia's got a special something coming her way," Aly promises. "She's a crude brawler, nothing more. Raw violence only gets you so far in this game: at some point, she's going to be firing blanks, and I'm going to be picking her apart, which - let me tell you fellahs - is going to be sweet, sweet destruction when it happens!"

Olivia in lavender sport top; black sport-bikini bottoms; black gloves; glossy black hair straight. Aly in royal blue Hellcats sport top; matching blue cheerleader spanky bottoms; white gloves; hair in loose blonde ringlets.

During R1: Munn snarling, heaving hard at Michalka's head: Aly deftly ducking under/pivoting 'round and issuing jabbing counter attack. Cape-and-sword from Michalka early - Munn just swinging haymakers from her pockets - headhunting only: Aly's legs moving out of range, then darting her back inside where crisp, pin-point counters begin to mark Olivia's face. By the final minute, Aly's in her salsa rhythm: loose-kneed; dukes up, delivering tasty bolo-licks to Olivia's flanks/lats/tits and crisp straight one-twos to chin. Munn outhit by wide margin, but defiant - punching her own chin at one point and shouting "COME ON!" as Aly circles away calm.

R2: Munn shooting in, tackling Michalka to ropes: brunette roughing her blonde up with hold-and-hit scrounging until ref's break. Aly circling leggy to midring, spritzing jabs; Munn in hot pursuit - swinging hard lefts and rights over and under the Michalka stick. Olivia mixing up trajectory now - sweeping roundhouses for blonde ribs as well as skull: Michalka starting to field heavy licks to torso. Aly combative, refusing to cave: she crouches in the pocket, lifting short right uppercuts to Olivia's chin/covering up to block bashing receipts. Munn swarming - punching without seeming rhyme or reason: thumping connects to body have Michalka backing to ropes, bobbing desperately on the spot to avoid tomohawking head-strikes. Crowd roaring at the sheer energy output of Munn: teeth bared, eyes flashing - she's ragdolling Michalka into ropes, then trying to blast her out of there. Aly punished, but organized, exacting a steady toll via well-placed, slick counters inside. Bell: snarling Olivia continues to chuck - punching right hands to the Michalka midsection and trunkline as Aly wraps up arms around Olivia's head. Job of work for ref to pull 'em apart and remind 'em of the rules: extra warning for Oli to "keep 'em up!"

R3: Michalka jabbing/pivoting to sidestep insane Munn pressure: Olivia pouring past on successive assaults, but quickly regrouping and pouring forward afresh. Minute mark - Michalka running out of ring: she stands her ground, tucks a short-shrugging left uppercut under Olivia's chin, picking her up tart. Munn rattled, but willful: answering back a clubbing left to ear; trading blunt rights at close range. Ferocious stuff - Michalka stepping back in good order, walking Munn into short counter uppercuts with either hand: Olivia bending in, sweeping lefts and rights wide to body or head. Midway through, Aly trades a left uppercut for a left hook - both girls landing: follow up right hands for both clap upside either skull and MICHALKA TAKES A KNEE! Aly punched onto her right knee, eyes blinking in alarm...Munn bulls into her foe, trampling her flat, stomping on her outstretched right bicep, bringing in the ref hot! Olivia's shenanigans delay the count...Aly able to rise, swaying hurt on the spot, lips parted, golden ringlets in her eyes. Ragdoll 8 for Aly, then ON COMES OLIVIA! Munn pouring in with overhand right - barely blocked as Aly rolls-right, sagging into ropes. Michalka laying over on her right side, presenting left flank: Olivia pounds hammerfist right hands onto blonde back, while cramming hooks into blonde trunks/belly underneath. Aly helpless - right hip propped on ropes - she's cringing woozy, just covering her head as Olivia unleashes a TORRENT of lefts and rights. Ref ready to jump in, but it doesn't matter: crude barrage numbs Aly, eventually beating her to her belly parallel to ropes. Michalka's lips pursed, right cheek down, lashes fluttering shut - that's KO3 Olivia Munn!

After: Munn putting her foot on Hegemon-buns, popping a double bicep, roaring at ringsiders until ref bundles her off...poor Aly in shellshocked slumber as BAZZ medical support rushes in. "TOO STRONG!" Munn bellows in postfight, delighting in her jailbreak wipe out of yet another classy blonde vixen. "I'm too much. I start swingin' and girls freeze up! They don't know where the next hit is coming from! Where's Britney freakin' Spears? Come get some Brit! Screw these pretenders: OLIVIA MUNN'S WHERE IT'S AT! CAN YOU DIG IT?" Title shot might be a little far-fetched, but LeAnn Rimes, Piper Perabo said to be potential blonde follow ups if Munn can't secure a big money fight following this impressive stoppage.