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13 January 2011 Alicia Keys vs Pink

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Posted by simguy on 1/13/2011, 10:31 am

Results by Simguy; Story: The Wiz

BEFORE: "For some reason, Pink thinks she can dominate the music division of the FCBA," Alicia says with a devastating smile. "Well, I've seen what she's got in the ring, and I'm not impressed. She hasn't met anyone with my speed and skills. I'm going to pick her apart and announce my arrival in the FCBA in a big way." Pink just smiles in response. "Not impressed? Let's just see what we can do about that."

"Good evening, fight fans, I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Jenny McCarthy and J-Mac, as the fighters arrive in the ring, Keys in a white bikini and Pink in silver, what's your take on this fight?"

McCarthy: "Well, this is typical Grand Weirdo, using up valuable pay-per-view spots for a match between one of his overrated dancing hookers and some tyro. I'm sure he's certain this will be a win, but I think Keys can give Pink trouble. I've seen her on film in some non-FCBA fights. She's quick, she can box some, and she has a reach advantage."

RD. 1

O'Dell: "Alicia on her bicycle early, circling and jabbing, but not landing. Pink's catching them on her gloves, dodging them with head movement and getting inside to work the body. Alicia having to clinch to get a fresh start. Pink stalking, getting inside...solid hooks to the kidney and belly, but Keys holding up well. Shaking her head at Pink to show she's not hurt. Alicia not able to find the range though, and Pink continues to land to the body, in control of the brunette bell to bell here. Clearly Pink's round in a big way!"

McCarthy: "Keys needs to be more active. She didn't get much done in that round, but she's probably still feeling her way a bit in her first FCBA fight."

RD. 2

O'Dell: "More of the same here as Alicia tries to maintain distance and Pink wants to bang inside. Pink's mostly having her way, cutting off the ring, working the ribs and belly, Keys clinching. Alicia still jabbing and moving, but unable to land much. Pink goes upstairs with solid shots to the head and Keys fires back with a nice combination of her own before getting out of Dodge. Pink still pressuring, a nice left behind the right elbow as Keys lands a jab in response. Pink bangs Alicia to the lats and Keys lands one to the belly before tying up the shorter girl around the head. Pink shoves Alicia off and the pair exchange rights to the head just before the bell sounds. Pink's round again."

McCarthy: "That's more like what Keys needs to do, though. She's got to mix it up some."

RD. 3

O'Dell: "Keys on her toes to start this one. Snapping out that jab, but mostly finding air. Pink getting inside again, working to the body, scoring before Alicia gets her distance. Keys bouncing. Flicking out that jab. Backing away a bit as Pink moves forward. Good right to the jaw by Keys stops Pink's forward push! Alicia following up with a left hook, but Pink banging back. Good left to the bust line and there's a wince of pain from Alicia! The two fighters going toe to toe exchanging, banging to the head and body with Pink getting the better of it, backing Keys into the ropes and digging to the belly and kidneys. Keys clinching until the referee forces them apart. Pink back in quickly, landing a short left to the ribs and a right to the side of the head before Keys legs away behind that left jab...and the bell sounds. And Jewel slaps Pink a high-five as she gets back to the corner."

McCarthy: "Keys can't fight inside against Pink. She had her attention with that right hand, but she's got to stick and move out of there."

RD. 4

O'Dell: "Keys backing away, drawing Pink forward, maybe looking to repeat that right hand, tying Pink up inside and then banging her lat with the free right hand. Pink shoving Alicia away and Keys scores with a jab before legging away to her right. Pink moving forward but Alicia wrapping the left arm around her head and slamming a couple of rights into her face while she holds her! Alicia really frustrating Pink here. Every time Pink gets inside, she ties her up and she's landing enough in the clinch to score some points. There's the bell, and I think Keys has won her first round. And the referee is hearing it from Jewel and Neve!"

McCarthy: "Those two are crybabies! They belong in a castanet! That was a good round for Keys. She's IN this fight!"

RD. 5

O'Dell: "Alicia moving forward now looking to clinch, but the blonde's having none of it. Pink boxing now, getting off first, lighting Keys up. Alicia stopping to cover up and Pink bouncing away. Keys now the stalker, but she can't get off. Pink quicker. Beating Alicia to the punch again and again. Stinging her repeatedly. Stopping her advances, scoring heavily, then circling out of range. Keys continues her pursuit, but it's costing her. Pink is head hunting, scoring to the face again and again. Keys clearly frustrated. Can't land and can't get close enough to clinch. Pink all business as the bell rings. Bounces back to her corner after one of the best rounds of her career."

McCarthy: "Let's not get carried away, Jenny! She might be able to get away with that against a tyro, but a real boxer like me would have had her eating so much leather she'd be crapping a cow!"

RD. 6

O'Dell: "Pink back to moving forward now. Alicia trying to tie up, but Pink banging her way out of it to the body, backing Keys up, punishing her ribs, belly, and lats. Alicia finally manages to pin the blonde's arms and the referee forces them apart. Pink forward again. Keys backing away now, but Pink cutting off the ring and heaving hooks into the ribs and and kidneys. Keys trying to alternately cover up or tie up Pink's arms but the blonde is swarming her, blasting her to the belly and banging leather into her rack. And there's a right uppercut under the ribs and Keys is hurt! Her legs just buckled for a second and Pink is all over her! The blonde hammering away as Alicia tries to cover up, backing Keys into the ropes! Pink hooking lefts into Alicia's kidneys and pounding rights through her guard into her face. Alicia just hanging on. And there's a right to the left breast and a left uppercut to the belly. Keys starting to fold forward...and it's
OVER! The ref steps in, bundling Alicia to her corner! Pink the winner by TKO in the sixth!"

McCarthy: "The ref should never have stopped it! He should have given Alicia a chance to fight her way out of it! Terrible."

O'Dell: "Jenny's heading up to the ring now to talk to Pink."

McCarthy: "Pink, everybody thinks I'm biased, but I have to say that was a good performance tonight."

Pink: "Thanks. Alicia showed guts and some skill in there. She tried a lot of different stuff and she deserves credit for that. But, in the end, Pinkness was just too much for her. Everything she tried, I had an answer. No shame in that. That's the way it goes when I get in the ring. No matter how you want to fight, I can do that, and do it better than you."

McCarthy: "Back to you Je...did that pointy-hatted clown just...throw a KISS at me??? I'll slap that hat off his head! I'll..."

O'Dell: "Drat. Jenny's mic just cut out. We'll be back to ringside in a few minutes, right after this interview about the FCBA's future with Madonna..."