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20 January 2011 Title Ch Britney Spears vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years ago

Britney Spears 11.jpgJennifer Love Hewitt 06.jpg

 

UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE

 

Posted by simguy on 1/21/2011, 2:01 pm

 

Before: "How can I put this delicately..." Brit wonders in prefight. "Jen's like an Elisha Cuthbert - maybe a smidge better...that's just not enough to get it done against me. I'm back on top of the world: I rule the charts; I rule the ring...any chance Jen had to pounce me has long since passed. All Jen's got now is the opportunity to get knocked the hell out - which I plan to do inside 5 rounds for you gambling men out there!"

 

Hewitt resolute - she knows and embraces her underdog status. "People don't think I can hurt Britney Spears," Jen says at podium. "Read my lips: I'll HURT Britney Spears! I'm glad she's doing great these days, but that doesn't mean I'm going to lay down and let her shine. Brit's driving like sixty towards a major speedbump, and she doesn't even know it yet!"

 

Spears in yellow bikini; small black gloves; hair up in makeshift twisty bun. Jen in black bra style bikini; small black gloves; hair long/bangs tied up and back off her face.

During R1: Britney hopping, using her legs early, trying to fit Jen for a Dani-busting uppercut. Hewitt hands up, slugging hard overhand rights/wide hooks...good pursuit punching has Spears bouncing along ropes in counterclockwise circuit as Jen forces Brit to block shots. Minute mark - hook finds Britney's face, drives her into ropes; follow up thumping right/left in the body bunches Britney up; extra left hook sunk DEEP and thick behind right eblow parts Brit's lips in pain. Jen in there scrounging - head pressing against Brit's high guard; hands deploying cuffing licks to paunch/hips, punctuated by periodic scraping uppercuts to brush Brit back. Spears stooped forward in peek-a-boo, content to let Jen operate: Hewitt piles up a nasty collection of thudding body blows in between and around Britney's protective elbows. Bell: Spears hands on hips, breathing hard - Jen pounding points out of Britney's pudding in the first.

R2: Britney engaging Jen midring - slick jab/right hand to force Jen into earmuff; hook behind right elbow pay-off punch. Jen's receipt: hook to Brit's tits; nasty wide right hand loud to hip. Brit: left uppercut tidy under chin...girls have fallen in close - rubbin' and a-bumpin' shoulders/heads in close-quarters fighting. Stocky/curvy legs stepping around as girls lean on each other; full backsides trembling with effort...good bruising fair as girls stay close, swap hard inside.

R3: Brit looking to circle, turn Jen: Hewitt spritzing hooks and right hands won't have it. Constant stream of energetic pursuit-punches chases Britney to - then along - ropes: Spears in earmuff, blocking shots Jen walks her down. Spears digs in butt-in-ropes to give battle: Jen settles in off blonde bow for intimate slugging. Brutal, bruising inside work - girls grinding foreheads or guards together - snatching body shots in quick left/rights, then bringing hands back up to protect. Spears heavy and strong in the pocket - cuffing back at Jen's rack before finding gut or chin. Jen keeping her hips back - plenty of room to swing underneath - brunette really plowing her blonde when it's Jen's turn. Bell - ref pulls Jennifer off...both girls hot-cheeked and sweaty after 3 uncompromising rounds of in-fighting.

R4: Jen answers Brit's footwork with jolting lefts and rights - pursuit once again forcing Brit ropeside, with Jen on top. Spears comfy in the pocket - laying back on cables while tilting side to side; twisting her torso to present either shoulder and lay over on either side - slipping/rolling shots, then slopping back receipts via either hand. Hewitt bobbing on the spot, slugging out of her crouch, working Britney's body. Constant push-and-pull inside as girls strain for dominance: Jen's left hand will reach to push on Brit's left inner elbow as Brit's right hand's pulling Jen's head down...Hewitt turning into a right to Brit's jugs from there as Spears pulls Jen in close by her head for ref's breaks. Down the stretch, Britney's brilliant hands cuff and swat Jennifer senseless: ringing, clapping blasts score on belly/breasts/head as Spears counterpunches her way to points on stubborn Love Hewitt.

R5: Jen right back atop Britney at ropes - brunette determined to reduce pocket on stationary blonde. Spears in tight earmuff - elbows grouped close and pressed tight to body: Jen pressing forehead against Brit's guard, ripping her tic-toc right/lefts to waistline, then scraping away lusty right uppercuts against Brit's guarding forearms. Brit sitting in ropes, rolling side to side, staying covered up...Jen at her and on her, never wild, but never letting up. Starts to become uncomfortable as Britney's not answering back, just absorbing thick: Jen really sinking in hooks behind right elbow, or slamming right hands into flanks/ribs, landing loud on beef. Spears ashen faced - emerging from coccoon only to pull Jen's head down and tie her up: ref's breaks only buy a moment as Jennifer resolutely steps back in. Bell: Hewitt glistening with sweat, flushed from working Brit like a heavy bag; Spears disheveled, looking a little ass-kicked as the price she pays for using up some of Jen's reserves.

 

 

Posted by simguy on 1/21/2011, 2:02 pm

 

R6: Britney more active in the pocket, fighting back off the ropes as Jen's trying to impose will. Brit: hands stacked right atop left at her stomach; torso dipping side to side as she leans back into ropes, or bending forward to put a shoulder into Jen. Spears stroking counters in concert with her torso-rotations, clouting Jen along her jawlines; striping her across jugs. Hewitt taking a good shot, refusing to back off: she's leaning in with her head, pumping both hands to Brit's gut, rising into uppercuts in hopes of ending Spears' night. Britney just as durable - absorbing tremendous licks and firing back: Spears consistently getting the better of it as Jen sustains a fearful walloping. Bell: Jen woozy, slightly wobbly-butt as she turns away; Britney in obvious pain, hands on hips on the wander-back to her corner.

R7: Jen at Brit on ropes: girls panting, open-mouthed, grunting, grimacing in close-quarters combat. Jen rough with her head - worming her way inside Britney's defences...brunette chopping her hands in tight, tight little blows to batter Brit's tits in tight. Spears sliding her shoulder in under Jen's chin to lever her off, then clapping back at rack - Brit nice n' slick, just swiping/cuffing away either hand. Jen muscling Brit - laying on her, stacking her up: Hewitt wants rack this round, determined to humble Spears, break her will. Britney refusing to give - she answers back to offending jugs, punishing Jennifer with short-shrugging swipes and uppercuts - even getting in there with a few sneaky shoulders and forearms. Bell: girls still in there squirming and licking until ref pulls Jen off...neither corner happy with the "vendetta" fighting - trainers reminding fighters to stick with respective plans.

R8: Grim battle of attrition continues as Britney forms pocket, waving Jen on in; Hewitt obliging, advancing to work. Girls tending to punch in short, savage bursts - bringing hands back quick to chins after digging expeditions. Spears shrugging short uppercuts inside - targeting tits or chin - but also issuing wide, stroking blows when she's dipping side to side, often catching Jennifer unawares. Hewitt boring in, always looking to fight off Spears' chest, squirming in between Britney's arms whenever possible. Bruising, glorious work in tight...Spears tying up only to hold-and-hit, not looking for ref's breaks...it's as brutal as it gets. Bell finds exhausted battlers huddled close together: Britney's eyes closed, her arms encircling Jen's shoulders; Jen's hands together and compressed between both sets of breasts - Jen's eyes close, lips parted as she's out on her feet.

R9: Spears setting up shop just a few feet from her corner, making Jen stumble across the ring to once again wage war at Britney's doorstep. Groggy, mindless hate inside - Jen trying to push her way past Brit's arms; Spears looking to entangle, hold, and hit. Girls frequently laying in cheek to cheek so they can close their eyes and simply pound tummy on autopilot...Jennifer warned several times as tired punch stray down onto Britney's tanned quads (partially a result of Spears pulling down on Hewitt's head!) Round ends to the sight of Spears half asleep from punishment, her right arm looped loose around Jen's neck - Hewitt punching weary-but-heavy right hands into Brit's paunch, Jen's left cheek moist against Brit's breasts in the grasp. Ref pulls Jen off, sends her staggering back to her corner.

R10: Britney sits into ropes, waiting; Jen trudges in and mindless, bruising pocket-battle continues. Jen in swoon, catching swiping clouts and clipping uppercuts - often while Brit's holding behind the head. Britney blubbering, out on her feet, but supported by ropes, her tummy quivering with quit as Jennifer belts away thick and pitiless. Hewitt's buttocks jostling in her trunks as she stamps and shifts weight in the pocket, her thighs trembling on the verge of quit from Spears heavy, thudding counters. Dying moments: sloppy left forearm claps atop Brit's breasts; Brit's left uppercut just beats Jen's weary right roundhouse; swiping right takes Jen across the lips, startling her; Brit's left arm ropes around Jen's head, twisting her sideways in headlock for ref's break and bell. Comes back bitterly fought one point duke, for the winner and STILL champion, Britney Spears.

After: Hewitt dazed, expressionless at midring as decision is announced. Britney still on her stool, face pinched in agony...she tries to raise her right hand, then cringes as her ribs rebel: it's another brutal, though effective night in the office for Britney Spears. "Jennifer's sturdier than I thought she'd be," Brit admits in postfight, once her ribs are tensered up and her legs will bare her weight again. "I thought I definitely got the better of her jugs, and I figured that would be enough to break her spirit, but I was wrong. I kept hitting her and hitting her and thinking: 'Okay bytch, what's holding you up?' I said before she's like an Elisha Cuthbert, but I'd have to say now that she's a full notch higher than Elisha in terms of overall fighting power. Jen brings it: if she were a little bigger, I honestly don't know if I could have finished the fight." Fight so brutal, BLONDE! Magazine publshes article entitled "Is Britney Taking Too Much Punishment?" in days following match - with stills showing Jen sinking in vicious shots behind either Spears elbow, or plowing up that paunch.
 

 

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