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28 January 2011 Jessica Alba vs Nicole Scherzinger

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Posted by simguy on 1/28/2011, 12:57 pm

Before: "Alba's still the gold-standard for the hot, young, magazine-worthy fighting starlet," Nikki explains in prefight. "I've been taking covers away from her, and I feel I'm slowly eclipsing her outside the ring, but I really need to physically dominate her to kind of take the super-ingenue crown away from her, you know?" Alba pursing lips/rolling eyes...she's been hearing this kind of talk from various girls for years now. "Nicole's a flash in the pan hottie," Jess dismisses at podium. "She's cute - I'll give her that - she's bendy - but nobody seriously expects her to compete at the highest levels in a boxing ring. It's my own fault - I haven't been suppressing bimbos like Scherzinger and Michalka as forcefully as I should be...when you don't cull the ranks every once in a while, girls get gabby and start talking all sorts of nonsense. It's time to let Nikki feel some authority; quiet her down some. Jessica Alba's still on top and she ain't going anywhere, fellahs!" Nicole in silvery-grey Maxim bikini; white gloves; hair in slick low ponytail. Jessica in black cotton bra and panties; black gloves; long blonde hair in slick low ponytail. Supple/bendy staredown - flawless bodies visibly trembling from the close proximity of rival flesh.

During R1: Jess lifts left hand high almost like she wants to touch gloves; drops it to waist, swings it out wide, steps in with it to hook at Nikki's mouth! Scherzinger bends back on her hips - rotates-torso around and down, swiveling up out of crouch to clap a sweeping sidearm right onto Jessi's teeth instead! ALBA'S ROCKED! Jessica sent reeling ropeside, eyelashes batting in shock: Nikki pouncing-to, enjoys a sustained period of dominance, lathering and pasting poor Jessica along the aprons! Nicole bendy-twisty, so lithe as she licks and lashes lefts and rights - striping and slashing Jessica head and body as Alba's desperately rolling/slipping, slidding along ropes. Round finishes up to the sight of Nikki leaning in off a jab to rip Jess a thick, whippy right/left to waist, sitting Alba in ropes with a groan, leaving her destitute! Bell: Nikki's chest heaving, eyes flashing - she looks over a badly rocked Jessica Alba after a blistering all-Scherzinger first, then wheels on her heel to ponylash poor Jessi's eyes as Alba's straightening up!

R2: Girls limber, lissome, ranging the ring all leggy, leaning in and out like a pair of swaying cobras midring. Nicole continues to out-stroke Jessica - making Alba miss with bendy-backed torso weaves, then routinely connecting on lashing buggywhip rights, ribs and head. Jess doing some scoring in final minute - doubling up a swift jab, then shoeshining across Nicole's skull as Scherzinger's ducking. Alba still loses the round, but at least she's fighting back hard by bell.

R3: Jessica perplexed: we've never seen her miss so many punches! Nicole ducking low or leaning back to make Jessica miss, then licking back supple receipts to catch Alba before Jessica's recovered from her own delivery. Nikki stroking Jess ear to chin on the left side; licking ribcage buggywhip/sidearm right hands; sweeping hooks while leaning away on back (right) leg. Alba bug-eyed with anger and frustration - her own lissome lashings missing, drawing her out of position and leaving her vulnerable. Bell: Nicole taunting Jess with a saucy little wink; Alba stomping back to corner all hot-cheeked and angry-butt!

R4: Second consecutive shutout and third overall: Nikki's embarrassing Jessica at Alba's own game. Alba not rocked or hurt, but constantly amazed to find her cheek being stroked, or her ribs lashed...she just can't seem to find or anticipate Nicole. Scherzinger prowling around in wide stance - bendy at the waist while planting flat-footed...she's offensive minded, getting off from a good base. Bell: frustrated Alba turns for her corner; Nikki playfully swats the rival blonde ponytail, flipping it up over Jessica's left shoulder to raucous crowd approval.

R5: Jess gets herself together, executes like a former champ should. Swift double jabs dart for Nikki's face, getting her to commit defensively: Alba leaning in, dragging supple right hands into the Scherzinger waistline or left hip with satisfying PAK! contact. Stepping-with, cutting off the ring - Jessica's dip-and-ripping left uppercuts to Nicole's midsection, slugging Nikki out of her stance for the first time. Leggy pursuit sees Jessica match Nicole's course and speed: blonde girl hounds brunette to ring aprons, stalking her there. Down the stretch, screen-jabs up top induce a Scherzinger earmuff - Jessi able to lick whippy-thick right/lefts to the waistline - curling the left hand in around right elbow to thump liver with authority at bell.

Posted by simguy on 1/28/2011, 12:58 pm

R6: Bitterly fought two way round, but Nicole successfully halts Jessica momentum, outfighting Alba all around the ring. Occasional set piece battles as girls lean in head-on-head to lick/stroke sinuous bodies underneath - sexy shoulders shrugging, hips popping side to side as girls lap at each other lanky. Upon disengaging though, it's Nicole pursuing Jessica - Scherzinger a touch more agile out in space, spooking Alba with supernatural ability to roll and counter. Bell: Nicole's been touched up hard to midsection, but she's upbeat, feeling strong; Alba discouraged, face looking a little scuffed...she really wanted a back-to-back round here!

R7: Nicole grinning as she stoops to reach playful jabs into Jessica's tummy: brunette sliding away before blonde receipt can find her. Nikki roaming to her right, slashing in off angles: Jessica forming tight earmuffs/holding elbows in as she grows reluctant to punch...it's the psychological effect of all those misses. Nikki with air-superiority - circling her foe, darting in and out, feinting Jess, nibbling at her, picking her apart. Midway through - Jess stooping forward in earmuff: Nikki leans in, dragging a sidearm buggywhip right wide into Alba's flank, snug above the hip...buckling Jessi's front (left) leg. Alba whining in pain, showing face-in-gloves: Scherzinger hungrily at the rival torso, lashing vicious right/lefts either side of the protective elbows, pounding at Jessi's core. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Alba moaning into her palms, wilts to her hands and knees under lashing body assault: yelp of pleasure, Nicole Scherzinger as she hops away all grins. Final minute - crippled Jessica sliding forlorn along ropes, but answering back the odd snappy hook or right uppercut...Nikki cautiously exploring Jessi's defence - jabbing her body, keeping her pinned down to bell. Scherzinger eyes dancing, purses her lips at Jess...Nicole out to a huge lead through 7 and both girls know it!

R8: Bitter lick-and-lash toe to toe as girls lean in with smooth foreheads rubbing while lithe arms lap at flat tummies. Nikki going flat footed, pressurizing Jessica here, trying to make her fight, trying to use her up. Alba gritting her teeth, knows that Nikki's trying to get into blonde reserves, but Jess has to accept terms: it's the only way she'll land consistently. Girls grinding hairlines across flawless faces; extending chickenwing left elbows to nudge the other off, then whipping in the sidearm right/snatching the tightly-curled left uppercut to ribs and waists. Bell: Nikki snatches a whippy insurance right across Jessi's abs, then digs the insurance left uppercut to ribs as ref's jumping in hot! "I win!" Nicole sings out, her playful gaze slashing at Jessica's bruised pride through 8.

R9: Jessica doubling up the jab/trailing the wide right down into Scherzinger's flank-ribs...it's a good general antidote. Scherzinger leggier as a result of good stroking clout on her left side - she's roaming to her right, up on her toes, trying to get a little breather. Alba stalking her girl, patiently bearing down...Jess having her best round of pursuit until it all goes terribly wrong down the stretch. Nikki stops her counter-clockwise hopping, timing a buggywhip right wide to Alba's ribs, buckling blonde knees. Jess stoops forward, forms tight earmuff, elbows together at her stomach. Nik arches her back to rip a vicious left in behind Jessi's right elbow; sidesteps-right as Jessi's wilting forward in gutshot agony; delivers a series of sickening buggywhip right hands in above Jessi's left hip - hacking and chopping without mercy at the stricken blonde. Alba paralyzed, unable to rise up out of her crouch: Nicole just bending in and laying stroke, her left hand light atop Jessi's head to measure and stabilize. Blistering assault to the bell...Jessica crying as she straightens up all stiff: Nicole eyes blazing, lifts her hands high and bellows in triumph as she steals the round right out from under former champ!

R10: Jess not known for her heart: she shows a ton of the right stuff early on, baiting Nicole to ropes, then savaging her in a withering exchange of lefts and rights. Scherzinger repulsed...she lures Jess to midring and lopes around her - Nikki's legs basically saying, "Catch me if you can!" Jess in grim pursuit, but her legs are rubbery - she's much the more punished woman on the night and it shows here. Nicole sacrifices points to keep her distance - legging at will around a tired blonde, feinting her to keep her wary, tying her up whenever Jessica penetrates. Bell: Jess staring into the middle distance, humiliated on her own terms tonight...Nicole Scherzinger dances away the UD10 wide winner.

After: Glorious night for Scherzinger, treating Jessica Alba to one of the most miserable nights of her career. "We've seen Alba lose fights," notes one shellshocked BLONDE! Mag columnist, "but never like this - never to a bendier, leggier, more lithe opponent who simply out-Jessica'd Jessica. It's really disturbing to see Alba worked over like this." Nicole's success brings accolades, but also criticisms as Annalyne McCord tweets: "Nicole buggywhipped Jessi in the back...CHEAP!" Celebrity Ring mightily impressed, noting how Nicole's rampaging victory stirs everything up amongst the gamine-class bantams: "Alba's suddenly vulnerable: we'd love to see Grace Park run at her to test Jessica's resolve. As for Nicole - we can only hope she'll move strong against the likes of Michalka and McCord to establish bendy-backed supremacy. And how about Scherzinger/Park? Surely the time has come for the exotique super-fight at long last? They can be locker-mates again AFTER we see who's boss! The woman who emerges as dominant in this group of maybe 5 or 6 fighters would pose a serious threat to the division's elite