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5 February 2011 Brenda Song vs Hannah Spearritt

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Posted by simguy on 2/5/2011, 8:37 am

Before: Song opening her 2011 "Destroy All Blondes!" campaign against well-regarded BritBlonde Hannah Spearritt...Brenda doesn't see any problems. "I'll have her out in three," Brenda chirps, looking all bouncy/pretty at podium. "I don't know what Hayden and Cassie are up to, and frankly I don't care - it's not about them anymore - it's about me. Hannah will be a nice light snack, and then it's on to the next tramp - if that's Hayden or Cassie, so be it. It's not like there's a shortage of blonde hags at 110!" Spearritt rarin' to go: plucky Brit not about to let Song have it all her own way. "I've heard her smack, but I've yet to taste her sting," Hannah says of vocal little Brenda. "Yes, she has some impressive victories, but I also see defeats at the hands of Kristin Cavallari and Jamie Lynn Spears...not exactly top drawer competition!" Brenda in white cashmere crochet bikini (tawdry); small white gloves; shiny black hair loose/curly. Hannah in black cashmere crochet bikini; blonde hair back in short ponytail; small black gloves. Bren giving Hannah a sour look during ring instructions, so blonde girl pushes her just because - delaying fight as ref sorts fighters out.

During R1: Song boinging around on stocky/springy legs, hands at her sides as she penetrates/cuffs punches to either side of Hannah's head. Blonde girl more responsible: hands up, weight forward - she stands in the pocket, taking what she must in order to answer back nimble little left uppercuts/choppy rights in tandem. Brisk, abrupt stuff - Song circling/darting; Hannah stalking, looking to answer every punch. Bright, spanking small-glove contact...by the end, Hannah's seeing Brenda off via licking left hands against Song's ribs. Blonde girl eyes blazing at bell, not showing an ounce of respect to Bren through 1.

R2: Song still showboating - swinging fists from her thighs - missing as Hannah dips in low, then looks to scrounge at close quarters. Brenda springing outside, looking for distance...Spearritt steps with, kisses Bren a tart right cross in pursuit...Song staggers to her right, looking perplexed. Hannah stalking her foe - shows the jab, but turns over a nifty hook instead: clipping knock on the chin buckles Song's back (right) knee! Brenda stumbling shabby, mouth open, hair across her eyes: brisk blonde right/left poked into Brenda's face drives her ropeside. Song in desperate trouble - curvy legs holding her up as she rolls torso: Hannah briskly at Song with both hands, doling out body work! Tidy PIK! PAK! PEK! of Hannah's hands on Song's little brown torso rings out loud: Spearritt baring her teeth, giving Brenda a terrible pasting! Bell: Brenda looking all scoured and raw, hair disheveled; Spearritt grinnin' dimply back to her corner with the first two rounds in her hip pocket!

R3: Song prowling, more focussed now: she's feinting Hannah; leaning onto back (right) leg while pivoting clockwise around blonde right flank...Spearritt's eyes narrow as she tries to solve Brenda's supple looks. Song scoring several succulent single-shot blows: a well-placed left uppercut to Hannah's sternum as blonde girl's leaning forward in earmuff; a hesitation right off a feint that penetrates to Hannah's cheek; a hook-and-pivot routine that sees Brenda turn Hannah's right flank at will. Down the stretch, Song baits Hannah forward, then lights her up with a leaping left uppercut from the knee: blonde girl instantly wobbly butt, stumbling to her left in earmuff as her feet stamp for balance. Brenda stalking with hands dangling at her sides, eyes glaring like a siamese cat's: Song swatting a cheap right hand off her hip late, kissing Hannah's forehead with a good stout knock after the bell to bring the ref in hot.

R4: CLAMBAKE! Hannah engages with a feisty set of stitching lefts and rights in close, driving Song back: Brenda responds with fury, initiating a torrid flyweight hup-hup exchange! They're toe-to-toe, dippin' and a-sluggin' - both girls standing in the pocket, bobbing torsos and letting hands go in glorious tic-tac-toe rhythms. Hannah digging into Song's tummy/ribs via rising, double left uppercuts; Song grimacing, swiping back hooks/right uppercuts, then looking for Hannah's body. Withering stuff - fists chopping at nubile young bodies like locusts stripping a corn-field bare...until Song's curvy-legged power announces itself late. Hannah absorbing a tuff, pumping left in her stomach stops punching: Song able to pivot-right, snap off a tight little hook to Spearritt's left eye from the angle - DROPPING HANNAH TO ALL FOURS! Brenda in high spirits - stepping across Spearritt's shuddering back en route to neutral corner...boos cascade down at Song's poor sportsmanship towards a plucky blonde so obviously giving her all through 4.

R5: Song lighting it up on Hannah now: power and pounce of ballistic little asian has blonde girl hanging back, looking uncertain. Waiting on Song a big mistake: Brenda leaping in off feints - scoring hesitation right hand leads to face or succulent left uppercuts to sternum. Hannah's lithe legs handling it all wonderfully well, but she's lumping up nicely...blonde girl able to answer back late with hup-hup work to Brenda's ribcage, avoiding the shutout.

Posted by simguy on 2/5/2011, 8:38 am, in reply to "Hannah Spearritt vs Brenda Song pt1"

R6: Hannah with her dukes up/weight forward...she's being very brave, very sturdy - pressurizing Song, jabbing her, crowding her, outworking her inside. Brenda getting clipped, cuffed, chipped and poked - busy little blonde moving her hands, always working, then hustling to give chase when Brenda bounds away. Song hopping the perimeter with hands dangling at her sides, trying to lure Hannah into traps, but blonde girl organized on approach, using her jab to foil Brenda's potshots, then simply hup-hup-hupping punches in close. Song visibly frustrated late - standing her ground, bending at the waist and coming up with brawny clinches rather than trading with Hannah inside.

R7: Song determined to stand her ground, engage her blonde: leads to another vintage round of blistering flyweight two-way hup-hup! Song rubbery-hipped - dipping and bobbing at the waist/twisting side to side to catch Hannah all manner of swiping haymakers off the hips. Spearritt clouted, but hanging tuff: she stands her ground, chipping back at Song via ratatat straight left/rights; hooking Song's ribs behind right elbow; chipping right uppercuts against Song's chin. Girls occasionally reaching to push on each other's biceps or walk each other around, but there's not a lot of full-body clinching go on: both want to work. At the bell: Hannah's grin lights up the arena...she's just outworked Brenda Song toe to toe and both girls know it!

R8: Crowd chanting "Hann-AH! Hann-AH!" Spearritt drilling forward, pumping non-stop right/lefts to Song's gut, backing her up, then cleaning her up hooks and crosses in pursuit. Brenda cranky, sullen...she's punched out of her stance, then she'll dig in - bending at the waist, rolling torso, hoping to catch Spearritt one big shot in receipt. Little Hannah sticking with the high-output/low intensity strategy - drenching her agile opponent in frisky punches - tapping and touching Song into a grouchy daze. Girls fighting in close - Hannah at Song like a woodpecker on a birch: blonde girl's hands pushing Brunette biceps, then strappin' the body, clouting the head as Brenda grudgingly gives ground. Bell: another high-wattage grin from Hannah...she's SO excited through 8 in a fight many thought wouldn't go 3!

R9: Song bending/weaving on the spot, slipping frisky blonde one-twos...Bren leans weight onto right leg, picks Hannah up the muscular right uppercut and BLONDE GIRL'S HURT! Hannah stepping in fence post holes, suddenly distressed: hands at temples, she's helpless to prevent Brenda from going over to offence. Song wades in via wide, stroking right hands to Hannah's leftside ribs: blonde girl shabby, but standing her ground to answer back a chippy right/left uppercut sequence! Song astonished, but all-in: she continues to fight up the middle, hooking waist/tits off her left leg; shifting weight to right leg to avoid Hannah's left uppercut, then leaning back in to clean up Hannah's chin the stubby right cross. Spearritt tuffs it out - sponging up Brenda's best licks as blonde girl fights the 9th wobbly butt!

R10: Song unleashes: Hannah's entire front crumbles under a massive brunette onslaught of leaping power punches. Lunging lead left uppercut from the knees brings Hannah's heels scooting forward, sitting her on her buns moments in. The follow up beating scours Hannah along ropes as Brenda chops in straight-stamping lefts and rights, shredding Spearritt's guard, knocking her face back and dropping her to all fours a minute in. Hannah rallies again - cut in her mouth, eyes glassy but defiant: blonde girl rallies, digs in at ropes. Snarling Brenda squares away with left shoulder bracing Hannah's front - Song's left hand reaching round Spearritt's right hip to measure her for a steady pulse of short, vicious right hands (uppercuts, straight rights, and stubby crosses). Song in wide stance - shoulder-bumping and getting off strong righty...not much back from shabby Hannah as Spearritt fights just to stay standing. Bell: Brenda kisses Hannah a choppy right hand late, turning blonde chin aside, sitting Hannah woozy in ropes...Song manages to bank a cheap insurance hook across Spearritt's tits just as ref's moving in. Comes back UD10 Brenda Song.

After: Rousing stuff...Hannah proving plucky as ever, bouncing out to a lead and bringing out the very best in Brenda Song in an action packed flyweight dime. Naturally, Brenda sees it differently in postfight: "I had her crying for her momma!" Brenda insists - face nice and puffy from Hannah's busy mitts. "Anytime I wanted her, I took her - the hard part was not taking her out too soon, 'cause I wanted to get the work in. Hannah's biggest problem? Too much Brenda, baby - too much Brenda!" Song admirers point to the multiple knockdowns and marvel at Brenda's compact, Lucy-Liu like power; haters point to the fact that Hannah won 5 rounds and held her own throughout the toe-to-toe exchanges, frequently getting the better of them. Tisdale said to be on tap if Brenda can't bring Scerbo or Panny to the table, "but only if she switches back to blonde for the fight!"