Posted by simguy on 2/5/2011, 8:41 am

Before: "Put mitts on meat," Angelica says, when asked what the plan is for Jeri Ryan. "Touch her - I mean - Jeri Ryan is a rickety, worn-out old hag - she's the Commodore 64 of celebrity fighters! You beat an old fighter in her body - that's the ticket. Just get Jeri wobbling around on those tired old legs of hers, then take her out. It's like beating up Jenny O'Dell only more fun!" Ryan smiling confidently throughout the Bridges diatribe: big blonde confident as always. "Angi's like any attention whore," Jeri explains at podium. "Loves to talk and take pictures; not so good when it comes to taking punches. She's got some skills, I'll give her that, but Angelica Bridges in not built to withstand Jeri Ryan heat. She's gonna come in sexy, but she's gonna leave flat-out busted - that's a promise." Jeri in midnight blue crushed velvet bra and panties; hair up with sexy ringlets dangling; red gloves. Angelia in baby blue lace push up; dark green cashmere crochet bikini bottoms (tawdry); white gloves; red hair loose/bouncy-curled. During ring instrux, Jeri glares as Angelica's off in her own little world, sort of sway-dancing on the spot, pursing her lips, working her hips a little as ref drones on about rules and fairplay.

During R1: Jeri two-jabs Angi's breasts while stepping smartly counter-clockwise: blonde woman looking to box for initiative. Ryan sharp early - right hand at her chin while left hand doles out rigid stick: Bridges jab-repulsed early, unable to penetrate. Midway through, Ryan triggers a short right hand off her jab: chin-check unhinges redhead legs... Angi's in trouble. Bridges stumbling around, keeping hands up: Jeri cooly switching emphasis to Angelica's waistline/ribs, working it via cranking hooks. Healthy bell to bell beating administered, Jeri on Angie through 1.

R2: Jeri stepping to her right, bracing Angi's jugs jabs: blonde woman not letting redhead get traction. Jeri steppin' and pokin', punishing Angi via stiff, educated left hands: Bridges out on the end of stick, bobbing, parrying, but once again held at bay. Ryan cruising, using her legs, getting off like a twenty year old helping herself to treats through 2.

R3: So much written about Jeri's right, we forget about that classy, heavy left mitt of hers! Angi really busting up under thudding stick now...blonde taking her time, picking out spots - Angi's eye, the left cheekbone, the mouth, the upperchest - and ramming home the poke. Bridges just can't come forward...all she can do to avoid hurt is to withdraw, making Jeri the stalking aggressor bell to bell. Three consecutive shut out heats: Jeri Ryan's never boxed better.

R4: Clash of heads as Angi comes in dome-down: Jeri shook up, helpless to prevent a swinging right/left against her trunks. Ryan groaning, pitching forward: Angi's got her in the crook of the left arm, slumping Jeri forward for pumping rights - belly and breasts! Ropes: Jeri getting stacked, ragdolled... blonde woman groggily keeping hands up, legs shabby as Angelica releases the hounds, pounding both ears via free-swinging haymakers. Body-shot left hands snatch at Ryan's paunch; rights bash in behind her head as she wilts along ropes... brutal beating travels corner to corner, FINALLY bludgeoning Jeri to all fours. Snarling Bridges stoops into a swinging right, pounding Jeri hard across her exposed lower back: ref ushers an obscenity spouting Bridges to neutral corner and Jeri scrapes herself up. Final minute all Jeri digging in/covering up - Angelica squaring away to administer a beating head, shoulders, and jugs. Bell: Bridge's chest heaving, her mouth open... Jeri swooning, but standing after a ferocious finishing run leaves her in tatters.

R5: Angelica able to find spots, pouncing in and doing random damage, but Jeri stabilizes her front, working behind the jab to restore order. Ryan working the face and breasts via stiff, strong left hands; tying up whenever Bridges manages to jump-past the poke.

R6: Angelica jabbing now - crouching to her right and spitting left hands up at Jeri - just enough to knock Ryan's poke off line. Bridges able to get inside and work more often - she's very rough with her forehead, constantly rubbing and bumping Jeri's face while fists lick blonde tummy. Jeri in good order, often with back to ropes, but guard up: Angelica staying snug, snatching at hips/flanks, then crowding to smother receipts. Bell: Angi issues forget-me-not hook late to Jeri's jugs, delaying the fight as Ryan looks for payback.

R7: Angi continues to jab-and-pounce her way in, fighting off Jeri's chest, or stalking Ryan whenever blonde disengages. Jeri not as effective in retreat: she's drawing Angelica into clinches, trying to work her for ref's breaks, but not competing inside. Bridges helping herself to tummy and tits: redhead very supple inside, shrugging and twisting her shoulders to twitch and switch punches across Jeri's front. Ryan looking frustrated, tired at the bell: Angi flushed, but upbeat as once again, she tries for jug late.

R8: Jeri covered up, stumbling in a little counterclockwise semi circle as Angelica clobbers her right hands upside the head early. Ryan wobbly butt, shabby... back (right) leg eventually gives way - she tries to stagger out of it, but sputters to all fours instead. Bridges raising mitts, bellowing incoherently: Jeri up slowly, lashes fluttering. ANGELICA WANTS JUG! Grinning redhead POURS in on swooning blonde - pulling apart the guard, getting after rack with both hands greedy. Jeri wilting, groggily trying to pull her hands to her face/elbows in... Angelica feeling it, heaping it on as Jeri sits in ropes. OH the bodywork: Angelica HEAVING in brutal rights or lefts in behind Jeri's elbows, crippling her. Hooks repeatedly brace Jeri's trunks, paralyzing her; uppercuts and crude-clubbing wallops up top punch apart Jeri's guard. Proud blonde drooping behind her mitts, not answering, just taking... ref lets it go on and on but FINALLY steps in to rescue a badly battered Ryan. TKO8 Angi B: trash trumps class in a heartbreaker.

After: Angi comes from well down on the cards to stun favoured blonde: Jeri simply breaking down under waves of relentless redhead attacks tonight. "Hottest and the baddest," a beaming - but badly lumped up - Angelica crows in postfight. "I scooped me some Jeri Ryan tonight. Got into her tummy like I told you, put her jugs on sale, then lit 'em up... I owned the bytch tonight, don't let her tell you different. Bottom line is there's no bad like Vegas bad, and I am ALL Vegas, baby - WOO!"