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5 February 2011 Kristen Bell vs Mila Kunis

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Posted by simguy on 2/5/2011, 8:45 am

Before: Kunis surging on all fronts: on-screen presence eclipsing Kristen's own; in-ring prowess growing with each fight...little Mila set to become the next Natalie Portman. "I was always confident," Kunis shrugs in prefight. "I took my lumps, paid my dues...but I always knew that one day I'd be the best. Breaking Bell's spirit has been special for me: she was the one girl determined to hold me back, and now I'm sweeping past her. Giving her another beating is only going to cement my claims and make my title-bid that much stronger!" Bell on the bubble: beaten by Kunis last time out - Krissy's had to watch helplessly as Mila's power has grown. "I've got to check her," Kristen says, very serious at podium. "It's my fault...I thought I had my boot on her throat - thought I had her in my hip pocket, and to her credit, Mila fought her way out from under. But I won't let her outshine me: this is about pride-of-place, and I've still got PLENTY of pride. Mila Kunis may not be a push-over anymore, but I'm determined to make her my whipping-girl once again. This kid is out of control and it's up to me to stop the insanity!" Baby blue bikini for Kris - world's scrappiest beach ponytail with messy bangs; small white gloves. Bubblegum pink bikini for Kunis; hair loose and long; small black gloves. Ring instructions; ref asks for touch 'em up; Mila raises her eyebrows, cocks her head to one side, puts mitts on hips; Kristen pouts, scowls, seethes.

During R1: Kunis jabbing/dropping tasty right hands up the middle - stitching, straight punches marking Kristen up early. Bell resolute - dipping her way in close and unleashing swift-mitt combinations in response: Kunis briskly touched body/head, frequently startled at the gatling-gun velocity of the work. Flyweights at each other almost non-stop: it's Kristen outworking Mila for the most part, walking the brunette down as Kunis circles for angles.

R2: Same furious action: Kunis straight-punching her way up the middle, punishing Kristen's face; Bell weaving her head, working the body tic-tac-toe, finishing upside Mila's head with either hand. Crowd thrilled - neither girl sparing the rod as crisp, compact punches fill the air. Down the stretch, withering trade sees both girls marked, but Mila destabilized by a clipping hook along her jaw. She steps to her right, trying to find her footing - eats a chopping right upside the head that further unhinges her. Kunis staggering sideways, eyes blinking in confusion: Krissy pounces-to, slap-chopping another right upside Mila's head; hooking her breasts and KUNIS GOES DOWN! Mila punched to her rump, sitting up in wonder as Kristens stomps past, eyes glaring/chest heaving.

R3: Similar stuff - too many punches to count - the girls darting in and out, letting hands go in thrilling ratatat rhythms. Kunis really touching up Krissy's face, victimizing the blonde despite good weaving head movement from Kristen. Bell answering wickedly to the ribcage - whirling her fists in palm-down arcs, carving in behind brunette elbows, or digging left uppercuts firm to sternum: Mila frequently gasping, shaken by the assault on her core and stepping away from the heat. Blonde girl walking brunette down, maintaining constant punching-pressure: Bell starting to bury Kunis in volume - Krissy simply at Mila and on her as much as possible. BREAK: fighters toe-to-toe, still hup-hup-hupping away at each other's ribs/tits in tight...ref has to pull seething little wildcats apart.

R4: Same again - girls just furiously at each other - neither clinching, both working. Most fighting taking place inside Mila's jab reach: she's having trouble matching Bell's compact pace - blonde girl just chugging away body/head, body/head. It's Kristen coming forward - eating the occasional counter right uppercut under her chin, or face-pasted as she walks through Mila's fighting retreats, but it's blonde pressure proving decisive. Bell: Both girls panting, hands on hips...but Kristen making aggressive eye contact as Mila's looking weary, overworked, and disheveled.

R5: TORRID KBell punching - Krissy bouncing small mitts off Mila's weary tummy/ribs; coming up-torso to humble those perky tits, then; shaking Kunis with a brace of hooks upside the head. Mila stumbling to her left, staring and hurt: brunette legs giving way under insistent blonde left hooks. Ropes: Mila stabilizes, hunching her shoulders and fitting Krissy for inside uppercuts; blonde girl picked up tart, but proving resolute, staying on Mila's body/clouting her jawlines with snappy combinations. Brutal toe-to-toe slugfest as Mila's hurt, but firming - bumping her left shoulder to prep Krissy for right uppercuts/left hooks off ropes. Krissy picked up, but bobbing on the spot, using her own left shoulder/chickenwing left elbow to prop Mila and pin her down: blonde girl continues to whack body with authority up to and after the break. Close competitive action, but judges are giving Krissy all 5 rounds going into the second half!

Posted by simguy on 2/5/2011, 8:46 am

R6: Mila's losing the withering volume battle: she changes tack, drawing Kristin into a series of traps. Brunette working behind the jab - tapping at Krissy's hairline, then slidestepping back - Mila dragging that front (left) foot as Bell surges forward. Kunis walking Bell into the check-hook off the right leg - leaning well away to slip blonde volley-fire, then leaning forward to fit Kris for clean right hands to chin. Bell taking it well, but getting out-hit for the first time...Kunis pivoting counter-clockwise, turning her blonde, never standing in long enough for Bell's quick hands to prove decisive. BELL: Kristen relaxes, drops her guard; Kunis fits a snug left uppercut to solarplexus to bunch poor Krissy up! Mila scolded, getting a good hard shake from the ref as he's tugging on her left arm...Kunis fuming, competely unrepentant.

R7: Kunis continues to dig at blonde midsection - Mila arching her back to feed Krissy left uppercuts to sternum; Mila twisting torso-left to swipe tight right hands across KBell's breasts. Krissy visibly slowing, distressed by body work: Mila able to circle counter-clockwise with relative impunity, jabbing Kristin's already puffy face to turn her. Halfway through - Kunis in charge outside: brunette leans in, waving a decoy right to get Bell to duck-and-cover. Kunis reaches left hook in behind Bell's right elbow CHUP! snatching the mitt back quick as Bell's knees buckle. Kunis still in forward crouch...she jerks a jagged little uppercut to Krissy's overhanging forehead, then BURIES the left hand in Kristen's solarplexus - DROPPING BLONDE GIRL TO HER KNEES! Kristin sobbing in gut-shot agony, hugging herself as she crouches down on her haunches, forehead touching canvas: Mila steps across blonde back, straddling KBell, then does a raunchy little air-guitar riff until ref pulls her away! Count is delayed as Mila's sorted out: Bell beats count, even steadies herself, fighting a credible pocket-stand as Mila moves in to finish. Bell: girls still shoulder to shoulder, hup-hup-hupping each other senseless - ref has to pull Mila off as crowd goes wild. Krissy's corner tells her: "Don't let her reel you in baby! Get the upperhand back - break her mo right now!"

R8: Forehead to forehead, toe to toe, KBell scours Mila, bringing brunette jailbreak to heel. Kunis locked in a scrubbing, inside slugfest...Kristen's compact mitts're quicker, always getting off first and finishing up last in withering trade. Girls stepping around as they push on each other - fighters keeping elbows in tight/dukes at chests as they lay in cheek to cheek, grinding for openings. Krissy's mitts lapping at Mila's tummy; cuffing at her cheek or ears; picking up her chin in tight; humbling her breasts. Mila's doing the exact same things in reverse, but with lesser effect: brunette just can't fight inside with the master combination puncher. Bell all busted up, but upbeat in her corner, chirping to her trainer: "I'm tearing up her tummy!"

R9: Kunis backing away shabby from a well-struck hook...her lips're parted, eyelashes fluttering as she steps away. Krissy sees the hurt, pounces: sudden right hand lead pushes Mila's chin down and DROPS HER TO HER BUNS! Kunis propped on her elbows, weary from the constant touch of Krissy: knockdown as much a result of exhaustion as Bell-power. Kunis discouraged, sluggish: she sets up earmuff at ropes, forming listless pocket for Kristen to punch through. Blonde girl effervescent - snatching viciously outside Mila's protective elbows, really working the body tonight: but Kunis doesn't collapse. Mila getting worked over, but still managing to fit Kris for little check-uppercuts in close - laying back into ropes for extra leverage on tidy chin-checks. Bell: Krissy won't back off - ref has to pull her away and give her good shake by the arm.

R10: Mila's tired and sore - cranky as Bell moves in and works, then pushing blonde girl off by her shoulders. Kristen pressing Kunis around the ring, constantly at the body with hooks and hacking right hands: it's been a winning recipe tonight. Mila more selective - sluggishly moving to her right, then surprising Bell with right uppercuts from screened stance: Kristen eating a few too many of these, so eager is she to finish. Down the stretch, classic roll-and-counter right uppercut picks Krissy's chin up HARD: blonde girl stepping in fence post holes, suddenly distressed as brunette goes over to offence. Not enough time: Mila able to whack Kristen a painting right/left across the waist, but can't pile on. Goes to the cards, comes back hard-fought UD10 Kristen Bell.

After: Kunis' romp through rival movie stars finally meets resistance: a determined Kristen Bell throws up a blonde wall tonight. "I wasn't going to let her outwork me," a puffy, but satisfied Kristen gushes in postfight. "She was going to have to knock me out to win - because I was determined to be the busy aggressor on Mila tonight. She's very lithe and springy, so I absolutely MURDERED her to the body: I knew if I could get her legs to quit, she'd have no chance of beating me again. It feels good - BLONDE! Magazine has been highly critical of me - saying I 'let the genie out of the bottle' with Mila Kunis. I'd like to think I put a cork in that talk tonight!"