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16 February 2011 Anna Faris vs Sacha Parkinson

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Posted by Knowlesey on 2/16/2011, 2:10 pm

Sacha looks very calm before her debut, and hot, too, in dark blue bra and panties, as she smiles at her interviewer, “Looking forward to this lots! I saw Anna against Leilani – she’s too old and slow, so I’m starting my career with a nice little win.” Anna looks good in a red one-piece, but makes little comment, “I hear Sacha’s the future? Well, this is the present, and she’s going to get KO’d”

Round 1

Cagey start by Anna, keeping her guard up, flicking out her left jab. Sacha’s all action, gloves held low, and she’s darting in and out, bumping her gloves into the older girl’s face, not big punches, but they’re landing, and giving Anna something to think about. Faris looking to control the centre of the ring, making the kid do the work, wear her out, but she hardly lands a punch in the first, and although she’s breathing heavily at the bell, the kid’s doing well.

First round to Sacha

Round 2

The second round starts as the first round ended, with Sacha landing neat punches in Anna’s face, whilst the American trundles after her, waiting for her to tire as she must with the amount of legwork she’s putting in. The teenager’s looking pleased with herself, jabbing, moving, getting a few shots into Faris’s body, but the older girl is gradually manoeuvring her towards a corner, blocking her escape, then ripping some punches of her own into the kid’s midriff – good punches too, and the teen has a problem, as she can’t get free. What to do Sacha? Her solution – punch her way out! The kid just unloads a barrage of left and right handers into Anna’s face, and the older girl has to hang on, draping her arms over the Brit’s shoulders.

Tight round, but Anna probably bossed most of it.

Round 3

Puffing out her cheeks, Sacha still gets across that ring quickly, and her looping punches are beginning to take their toll on Anna, who is again being forced to defend herself, as each time she goes looking for the teenager, she’s getting a face full o’leather – and it hurts! Now it’s Anna who is getting trapped – she’s on the ropes, and Sacha’s beginning to pick her punches, looking for an opening, face or body, then whipping a punch through it, and covering up before the older girl can retaliate. Once again, Anna is taking four or five punches to land one of her own, and she’s bearhugging Sacha at the bell.

Sacha takes the third.

Round 4

Anna’s face is showing wear and tear, now, her cheeks bruising up, and she looks tired as she trudges across the ring – she needs a big round – and she looks to use her muscle to push the teenager around. Sacha doesn’t seem to care, still helping herself to that swelling face, but the American’s ringcraft is holding together, and she’s got the kid on the ropes, then lands nicely to that young body, and this time she has hurt the kid, her face creasing, but her tactic is the same as before – punch her way out of trouble – and she still has the speed to get some good shots landing in the older girl’s face, and Faris starts backing away, the Brit following her, still hitting her as Anna backpedals right across the ring, blood starting to dribble from her nostrils as she takes a straight right, and she’s pretty much splayed across the top ropes, saved by the bell from a harder thumping.

Sacha takes another round, and looks in total control.

Round 5

The ref has had a long hard look at Anna Faris between rounds, but she’s OK to continue, so on they go, and it’s more of the same from the teenager, just picking off a virtually stationary Anan in her own corner in the early seconds, the American somehow managing to duck under her arms and escape. Now Sacha has her back to the ropes, with Anna centre-ring, and the American is still not giving up! Anna, head down, gets some good shots into Sacha’s ribs and flanks, but the teenager swats her away, then bangs three, four, five, six punches into her face – alternate hands – and down goes Faris, messed up and hurt, as Sacha wheels away from her. The American beats the count – just – but the ref looks into her eyes, sees her shake her head, and it’s over! Anna Faris collapses, sobbing, into the ref’s welcoming arms.

Sacha Parkinson stopped Anna Faris in round 5.

Afterwards, a jubilant Sacha squeals to the interviewer, “I did it! I did it! I stopped Anna! I’m a contender guys! I want another fight! Soon! Don’t care who!” A dejected Anna mumbles into the microphone, “I’m contracted for one more fight before I go home, but whoever I get next, I’m warning her – I’ll train like never before!”