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16 February 2011 Lisa Maffia vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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Posted by Knowlesey on 2/16/2011, 2:15 pm

After all the hype, here comes the fight most people have come to see, and the BBU Lightweight Champion is as cocky as ever, clad in black leather bikini, “I promised this b###h a beating, and that’s what she’s getting – she needs a beating to go home with!” Mary wears a blue bikini, her midriff bearing the feared white leather belt, which she fingers, “Tonight, this lil baby is gonna hurt that slut Maffia’s ass so hard she won’t sit down for a week!”

Before the fight, Lisa glares in hate as she watches Mary hang that hated belt on her cornerpost.

Round 1

No delays here, no posing – Lisa starts the fight well by wading into Mary, clumping hooks into the American’s body, but the actress is tougher than Lisa’s usual opponent, and she takes the punishment, at the same time unloading her own punches – straight, solid blows into the Brit’s face, and the singer is the girl moving backwards. Smiling contentedly, Mary slams anther good left jab clean through Lisa’s guard, her head pinging back, bobbing forward, then her shocked face takes a right hook before Mary switches ‘downstairs’ to club the Brit’s body, and she’s hurting her, the grunts and groans coming from Lisa’s lips betraying the anguish. As the round progresses, Lisa’s talk of teaching Mary a lesson looks cheap, and she’s taking a beating in Mary’s corner at the bell.

First round to Mary – and she made it look easy!

Round 2

Lisa has never been hit that hard in an opening round, even by Katy Perry, and Mary has more waiting for her! The singer gets a faceful of leather almost immediately, both cheeks being well thumped by the American’s quick, straight attack – Lisa is backing off again, but throws her own punches in retreat, she’s on the ropes, and she takes another solid punch to her face, twisting her head sideways – her arms flail upwards, and Mary just feats on that body, ripping punches into the girl’s flanks, Maffia hurt and groaning, then Mary bangs a big, big right into the singer’s belly, clubs her to the head with a left, and Lisa goes down, wincing in agony on all fours while Mary watches her get to her feet at 8. Lisa looks more angry than hurt after taking that count, and she moves towards Mary with menace, but the actress uses her experience, just picking Maffia off with short, sharp punches to the face, parrying and swaying away from the Brit’s agricultural lunges.

Big winning round for Mary.

Round 3

Lisa needs to start landing punches, ‘cos she’s getting beaten up here, and she grits her teeth when she meets Mary mid-ring, the girls now trying each other’s strength, exchanging punches like cowboys in a screen fight, neither wanting to give an inch as they thump each other’s face. Each blow brings as shower of body fluid from the other girl’s face, and they’re both bleeding from their mouths, both getting hurt. Who will back off? It’s Lisa who switches attack first, banging Mary’s gut with a few choice punches, but she has to take a stunning straight right, and she’s the one retreating, Mary doggedly moving forwards, landing lefts and rights to Maffia’s face, until her back touches rope, at which point the Brit fights back, hard, her punches thudding into Mary’s face, a big right hook exploding on her mouth, and the American’s knees buckle, but Lisa can’t take advantage, as she takes another good hit to the belly. Off the ropes and into attack, Lisa pummels Mary’s ribs and flanks, the actress in a neutral corner at the bell, hurt and groaning.

Tight round – Lisa?

Round 4

Mary looks weakened as the round starts, her punches no longer snapping into Lisa’s face, and is taking punishment as the pair trade blows again – this time not for long, as Winstead gradually slips backwards, the singer landing those big punches to her face quite readily, and she straightens a crouching Mary up with an uppercut, sending her back against her own cornerpost, dazed, then thumps her rack with a few choice blows, the girls arms dropping, allowing Lisa to bang another left hook into her nose, and Mary slides to the floor, blood smeared across her face. She’s up again at 7, but looking shaky, and Lisa just hits her again and again, banging the girl’s face back and forth, then she floors her for a second time with a good right cross, Mary struggling up again at 8, and she’s taking a battering to her body at the bell.

Lisa’s round – bigtime!

Round 5

It’s all about heart now for Mary, and she’s got plenty, actually taking the fight back to Lisa, her punches smacking into the Brit’s face and putting her on the ropes for once. Lisa covers up, her gloves beside her face, while Mary bumps punches into her body, but the actress is pretty tired, and can’t keep the singer trapped, Lisa punching her way off the ropes, Mary’s bruised face drawn with fatigue. The Brit is well on top, now, and she drills a hard left between Mary’s defensive gloves, spattering more nasal blood over her face before clubbing the girl to her ear with a right hook, Mary’s knees just no longer able to keep her upright, and she stumbles back to the canvas, shaking her head, then back on her feet at 8, expecting, and receiving, another volley of punches from Lisa’s two fisted assault, but she makes it the bell.

Lisa takes round 5, and Mary is spent!

Round 6

Lisa bangs her gloves together, and she glides across the ring, her left glove just ripping into Mary’s face, then she hurts her again to the body with her right, steadies herself confidently, and up it comes! Big left uppercut smashes into Mary’s jaw, and she is out cold before hitting the canvas – her British tour over!

Lisa Maffia knocked Mary Elizabeth Winstead out in round 6.

Lisa parades the ring, arms aloft while Mary is being brought back to life, then she marches the beaten actress round the ring for a walk of shame, calling to the crowd, “Shall I?” the chorus of “Yes!” brings a laugh from her, and her stool is brought to the centre of the ring. She licks her lips and barks at Mary, “On your knees!” The American obeys. “Now! Fetch the belt – crawl, b###h!” Mary collects the belt and hands it to Lisa, who drags the actress across her knees, then rips her knickers down, those gleaming asscheeks facing the sky. Lisa Grabs the buckle end of the belt, draws it back, and slams it across Mary’s buttocks, the actress screaming as it lands, then screaming a further 17 times – yes Lisa gave her 18 lashes instead of the usual 12. The singer stands up, drops the belt on top of a sobbing, beaten Mary Winstead, and stalks away, telling the audience, “That’s it folks! What happens from here is between her and me – nothing to see!”