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20 February 2011 Jessica Biel vs Anne Hathaway

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Posted by simguy on 2/20/2011, 11:29 am

BEFORE: "Why not me?" Anne says all grins at the podium. "I can't wait for my shot at Jessica. Ever since Cassidy Freeman broke Biel, EVERY girl out here wants a piece. The fear is gone...Egypt got rid of their dictator and we got rid of ours! We see Jessi's body looks good, but we know she doesn't have the confidence to take punches. Honestly, if we all rise up against Jessica Biel now and push her hard? I really think we can ruin her for good!" Biel livid, but in control: this is the kind of crap she's hearing from an entire division of women she once held in thrall. "I'm going to destroy Anne Hathaway," Jessica says simply at podium. "If those goes the distance, I'll retire - hell, if it goes FIVE, I'll eat my gloves. I get that girls love to kick at you when you're down, but the stuff I've been getting? It's been way over the line, and it ends now. Annie - get ready, 'cause this is gonna hurt." Hathaway in fog grey satin-finish bikini; hair in slick high ponytail; black gloves. Jessica in silver/white bikini; hair in loose blonde tangles; white gloves; tanned skin.

During R1: Anne stiff, upright, pushing out either hand in don't-hurt-me fashion. Jessica stalking - bending at the waist - not rushing: she's feinting Anne, spooking her, Making her uneasy. Jess potshotting fast-twitch stuff from outside - sudden lead right hands over Anne's left hand; stoop-and-read left jabs to tummy; abrupt hooks-off-the-hip brushing past Annie's chin. Hathaway obviously uncomfortable - she's not hurt, but she skittish, deeply concerned at Biel's swift strokes through 1.

R2: Same again - Anne pushing punches; Jessi stalking in supple crouches. Minute mark - Jessi reaches in tummy-jab; Anne pushes down with both hands at Jessi's left arm; Jessi over the top via chopping right clean on chin, then the extra left hook as Anne's toppling away, neatly clouting Annie's mouth. DOWN GOES HATHAWAY! Anne's legs stiff - body hitting canvas like a bag of meat...she's out cold on her back as Jess cruises past, eyes smouldering. KO2 Biel in workmanlike fashion.

After: No surprises - Jessica a prohibitive favourite and acting like it tonight - taking her time to suss out the opponent, then going at her with decisive force to close the show. "She's a little less smug now," Jessica smirks in post fight as Ann's being brought around in the background. "I've got a lot of work left to do, I realize that, but I want everyone to take a good long look at Anne Hathaway. That's the kind of medicine I'm prescribing these days: STRONG medicine."