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20 February 2011 Taylor Cole vs Adrianne Palicki

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Posted by simguy on 2/20/2011, 11:50 am

BEFORE: "I'm disappointed in the way Wonder Woman went down," a very candid Taylor admits in prefight. "For years, I've had kids on the street walk up to me and ask - 'Are you Wonder Woman' - you know? I'm perfect for it, but I guess the studio wanted to go with more of a hooker/slut vibe for the 21st century. Whatever Best thing I can do is send her off to her new job with a hard beating and another loss." Pallicki trying to rise above the muck in rebuttal. "I get that Taylor's bummed," Pallicki shrugs. "It's pretty-girl syndrome - Cole just expects to be given everything on a silver platter - it never dawns on her that people might need more than a pretty face from her from time to time. I've already whipped her at acting, now let's put the cherry on top with a nice butt-kicking as well, shall we? See you in the ring, Taylor." Cole in purple bandeau bikini; straight, shiny black hair smoothed behind her ears; black gloves. Adrianne in green sport top; gold sport-bikini bottoms; whie gloves; long dirty blonde curls loose/tangly.

R1; Pallicki stalking Taylor, punishing the body exclusively...blonde girl leaning forward, licking and lashing rangy, rising lefts and rights; slopping on hard sidearm rights to waist; dipping left and slinging in the left hook behind Cole's elbow. Taylor in max-chin-protect peek-a-boo for the most part - respecting the "chin-checker's" rep: Pallicki taking advantage of brunette expectations to hammer torso.

R2: Cole adjusts - trying to be first with a stiff jab off the shoulder. Cole rotating clocwksie in forward aspect - right (back) heel up off canvas; weight on left leg...she's turning Adrianne; picking AP up jagged left uppercuts; dropping in the odd selective right hand up top. Adrianne walking-through to press her attack to the body: blonde girl finding it much more expensive this round than last, getting to brunette torso.

R3: Battle lines drawn: Pallicki stalking, hands low-slung...she's looking to slop it rangy/thick to Taylor's body. Cole using her legs, pumping the jab: she starts work in earnest on Adrianne's face with an educated left hand. Cole also treateing Adrianne to a dose of her own meds: walking blonde girl in and shoving a tuff right hand under Pallicki's left breast in pre-emptive fashion. Adrianne's lips part upon receipt as Taylor makes a statement downstairs.

R4: Same approach - Pallicki bringing the fight; Taylor turning her girl, steering her with the jab, patiently touching her up downstairs and up. Cole able to operate at medium range - shortening up the jab just a bit, then biting off tidy right uppercuts: Pallicki taking a lot of crisp punches as a result. Down the stretch, Adrianne getting a little groggy-stubborn, picked up again and again as Taylor keys on chin. Blonde girl put wobbly butt down the stretch, backing up for the first time as Taylor fits her a shoving right hand heart-punch at bell. BREAK: Pallicki deluged by corrective instructions - jab needed/ more head movement; kill the body, then work uptorso. Blonde girl looking a little overwhelmed on her stool.

R5: Pallicki shakes it off, cotinuing to press her attack to Taylor's ribs: rising, rangy blonde punches thumping home with crowd-pleasing heft. But Taylor's keeping the fight midring with her jab, refusing to get ropebound, clinching when appropriate to control tempo and frustrate her foe. Cole's attack a nice blend of positional jabbing; sticky right/lefts to the body; the right hand heart punch under Adrianne's left breast, and; crisp short-jab/right uppercut combo's working Pallicki's chin. Big blonde unfazed, but she's outscored again as Cole crafts a workmanlike lead through 5.

R6: Adrianne unpacks the jab: Taylor's job gets harder. Blonde girl crouching in behind her stick, carrying a rugged right to the pit of Cole's tummy, then hooking brunette upside the head. Taylor punched out of that organized stance of hers, forced to improvise: more holding and sloppiness from Cole as Adrianne walks brunette down.

R7: Pallicki at Cole again - pawing, searching jab helping to get blonde in-range to curl rising rights or lefts against Taylor's ribs-front. Cole grimacing, backing off: she's forced into tight peek-a-boo, protecting ribs with elbows, punching back only in spots. Pallicki working around the defences with rangy, clapping wallops in above either brunette hip - getting in behind those elbows to sustain body attrition. Significantly, Pallicki's slinging in the odd right cross ticketed for head, but can't land it: Cole obviously very well prepared to slip or block that home-run stroke.

R8: Cole redoubling her efforts with the jab, chasing Adrianne's jab out of the skies to put blonde girl back in peek-a-boo. Taylor's turn to work on Pallicki's flanks - dipping in, popping hips side to side to strap in thick behind the elbows. Cole also showing she can operate in reverse - executing several straight-punching fighting retreats to help blunt Pallicki offences. Nice straight, hesitation right hand featuring for Cole up the middle: Pallicki frequently startled when that poke splits her mitts.

R9: Pallicki jabbing-close, getting strong: she's riding left arm around Taylor's shoulders, corralling brunette/hurling her into ropes. Adrianne in weaving crouch, lashing heavy, rising licking strokes up into ribs/across waistline/behind elbows. Cole mouthbreathing, not enjoying her tour of the ropes: she's clinching for breaks, but getting bodied into cables and shoved off before ref can act. Bell to bell Pallicki - nice rangy, strapping rhythm helping to reduce Taylor through 9.

R10: Bitter two way fighting as neither girl's sure of the cards: Taylor stands her ground, leas in forehead to forehead to swap it up with Adrianne. Fun stuff: girls scraping close-in left uppercuts across opposing guards; shaking each other's cores thick right/lefts to waist; bumping and steering each other around via chickenwing left elbows. Gloves bouncing off taut bodies with shotgun spanks: crowd oohing and ahhing at the wallop being delivered. Bell - comes back UD10 draw...Pallicki actually coming from behind, and stealing victory from Cole in the very last minute.

Both girls are adamant: they want the tie-break format (first fighters to win two consecutive rounds, or knock the other out). Both confident the other is on the verge of collapse.

R11: Adrianne stepping forward, finding Taylor's chest via the jab, then leaning in righty: Cole protecting up top, refusing the KO, but there's plenty of body on sale as Pallicki wades forward. Rich, thick shellacking attack painted onto Cole's ribs this round: she's backing up, mouthbreathing, unable to stop Adrianne from getting to the ribcage in the 11th.

R12: Adrianne sustaining her frontal assault - leaning forward to hoist thudding punching into Cole's undercarriage. Minute in, Taylor baits Adrianne forward, then fits her for a shoving right hand in under left breast: blonde girl sobs in pain, her own assault stopped in its tracks as Cole goes over to offence. Adrianne in earmuff, stumbling around as Taylor clouts and wallops her: Taylor baring teeth, clapping Adrianne about her ears, then really licking 'em in right/left on waist. Bell: Pallicki mouthbreathing, looking frazzled...Taylor Cole staves off elimination, putting the pressure back on Adrianne's broad shoulders.

R13: Girls jabbing at each other's mouths, leaning in close, dragging the right hand in thick to offending belly. Cole putting the hook on top/pivoting left around the ear-clout: she's getting the extra touch, flanking Pallicki, making blonde girl react. Adrianne fighting hard, engaging up the middle, but there's more sense and scheme on Cole's side: Taylor able to slide to her left, get angles, keep initiative for herself. Bell: close round - neither girl knows who's won until it's announced that Cole did just enough to nip Pallicki UD13.

After: Pallicki looking all banged up, bleak and punished: long hard fight didn't go her despite obvious parity between competitors. "So much for Wonder Woman," Taylor snarks in postfight...AFTER her Pallicki-battered ribs have been tensered up. "I feel like there's some justice in the world after all, you know? Adrianne's winning a lot of auditions behind closed doors and maybe using some unsavory practices, but in the ring? You can't fake it, and you can't BJ your way out of trouble. I feel like I dug the truth out of Adrianne and cast her in the role she was born to play: LOSER!"