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20 February 2011 Jenny McCarthy vs Olivia Munn

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Posted by simguy on 2/20/2011, 11:54 am.

BEFORE: Attempts to get toe-to-toe photo-ops thwarted: soon as they're in range, neither girl can resist an innocent shove or sneaky right hand to initiate tussle...fighters separated with big grins on sexy faces - both lovin' the heat. "Aside from gimmick infringement and being an all-around jackass - Munn's my kind of gal," Jenny says in prefight. "Doesn't quite get it yet - hasn't quite sunk in who's boss, but hey: that's what I'm here for - making women out of girls for 10 years running. At least she's a fighter - girl wants to chuck knuckles: I'll take that over lizards like Beckinsale or Scherzinger anyday." Munn equally snarky, complimentary, and confident in turn. "Jenny's a badass cougar, but let's be honest," Olivia grins, "her body's just about had it. Look - girl beat me down last time, no question, but there's no way she can keep down the rising tide of awesomeness that is Olivia Munn. I love that she's hanging on, and I know she will brawl her heart out, but it's gonna be me on her all night...or as long as the night goes, anyway!" Jenny in scarlet bikini with big-ring connect at the hip; black gloves; blonde bob. Olivia in lavender sport top; black sport-bikini bottoms; black gloves; hair long, loose, straight. Munn chipper as girls touch gloves, beaking: "You wanna be face down, or tits up?" Mac grinning, chirping: "I was just going to ask you that!"

During R1: Hard, bad-intentioned punching early - girls taking risks, stepping in power leads - big-winging hooks and crosses buzzing both chins in crowd-rousing fashion. Neither clipped clean, but it's Mac moving forward...she's eventually able to strap a vicious right/left to Munn's waist, punching her ropeside. Olivia forms peek-a-boo - stooping forward in sluggers crouch: she'll compete off the ropes as Jenny steps-to. Mac rolling low - getting under Olivia to rub her upright, then snatch at that tummy: Munn grunting under pressure, banging back right/left when it's her turn. Hot-licks both ways, but Jenny's in charge - using her shoulder to prop Olivia; beating both sides of the torso; coming up the middle to work that tummy CHUP! CHUP! Bell: sassy wink from Jenny as she pushes off; Munn frowning, stamping her foot and choking back a scream of frustration en route to her corner.

R2: Wild two-way gambling again early - both girls stepping-in with a crouch, then looking to erupt into the other's chin...dangerous, spectacular stuff. Minute in, it happens: Jenny recovering her stance after missing a right hand; Munn lunging up out of the crouch, swinging hook-from-hip to clout Jenny FIRM on jaw and DOWN GOES JENNY! Mac stunned - staggering forward out of her stance as right legs gives a shimmy...she scatters to knees-and-forearms, head down on canvas, raised buttocks shuddering side to side as she comes to a halt. Munn with her shite-eating grin in place, quickly scoots in behind Jenny's upraised butt, going to her knees with her pelvis suggestively positioned, hands on Jenny's hips - all the while nodding and leering out at the crowd until ref pulls her off. Count delayed; Jenny able to scrape herself up, she's hurt but alert when Munn comes for her. HAMMER AND TONGS! Olivia braces Jenny at ropes - bouncing a loud left/right off Jenny's taut waist, then eating an immediate short right uppercut counter as Jenny won't punk. Munn snarling, dipping side to side to haul haymakers into Jenny's flanks: McCarthy shuddering in her peek-a-boo, but answering - slugging back off her heels if she has to, just to compete. Mac's corner screaming at her to clinch, but JMac not having it: she's trading toe-to-toe at a deficit, slugging from the ropes to deny Munn a finishing run. Bell: Munn still battering her blonde; Jenny still firing back...ref risks life and limb to jump between warring beauties. Jmac: "Best ya got, bytch?" even as she's swaying on the spot.

R3: Munn lands the lunging lead left hook again; Munn places a jolting right over Jenny's left shoulder...McCarthy fielding hard, hard hits here as brunette walks blonde down. Fight traveling counterclockwise around the ring as Jenny's retreating in good order, turning at the aprons: Munn hurling slaughterhouse lefts and rights, mostly at the head of her opponent. Final minute, Jenny starts walking Munn's face into pre-emptive jabs: good poke sets up fighting retreats as Jenny issues straight-punching, rapid-fire one-twos to knock back Olivia's head late.

R4: Munn still pitchin' vicious: Jenny parrying shots, pivoting away, looking to circle-and-regroup for better positions. Minute in - Jenny misreads Olivia's intentions, raising hands to block an overhand right; brunette alters trajectory to sidearm, taking Jenny brutally hard across the ribs. Blonde girl cringes forward, elbows drawing in and down...she's hurt, backing away to set up ropeside. Olivia pouring in - pancacking Jenny deep to ropes, then PLOWING the right to belly: Jenny gasping, reaching to clinch, only to be stacked up hard chest to chest. Beatdown ensues - Olivia on Jenny: Mac's heart put to the test as Munn unleashes hell. Savage two-fisted clobbering action the kind of thing that swept away Holly Valance and Jennie Garth...McCarthy tipping side to side on her hips, hands up loose at her brows as brutality slams home. Final moments - Olivia sees Jenny's not going to go, so Munn reaches in under McCarthy's arms, wrestles apart that guard and gets all OVER that rack! Munn lost in jug-lust, face a leering mask of rack-hate - she's just leaning forward, pumping up and in, bunching up all-world Playmate beef. Jenny in stupor, lips parted, hair in her eyes...she's helpless, ragdolled against ropes, but still on her feet as the bell tolls. Olivia snarling, ramming in a pair of close-in right forearms for insurance: Jenny's head lolling, eyelashes fluttering as she sponges it up numb.

R5: Jenny groggily off her stool, desperately hurt, but determined to trade: Olivia Munn eats her alive in the exchanges. Jenny waving weak leather only to take crashing, smashing receipts upon her face or across her waist: Munn just leaning out of range while Jenny's slappin', then lunging in full-throttle. Too much power landing too clean...Jenny's head slopping about on loose neck...feet stepping in fence post holes as Olivia starts to walk her down off the shoulders, hitting her hard sidearm power shots upside the head. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Jenny spinning out of control - bouncing off her right knee as she's corkscrewing down - landing on her back: tits sloshing side-to-side to a stop as McCarthy relaxes into KO. KO5 Olivia Munn in a fight subtle as a cinderblock.

After: Munn cackling, loving stretched-out-Jenny...soon as ref waves it off, Olivia rushes in, covers Jenny chest to chest, propping up on elbows to crow: "ONE! TWO! THREE!" Munn pushing up off her conquest to her knees, shaking out glorious, shiny black locks off her shoulders, then POUNDING down a slap-chop right hand to make sure of Jenny's breasts. Blonde girl out, moaning "Uhhh" with a little frown on her face...ref heaves Olivia up and away from her underarms before this thing can get any more out of control. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss!" Olivia crows in interview as Jenny's being brought gently around in background. "1 and 1 - even stevens, Jenny - you stopped me, I stopped you! I'm eating Jenny up - I'm eating ALL of 'em up. Olivia Munn baby, Olivia Munn: it's ALL about the Munnster now! Bow your heads - I'm..."on and on - Olivia overcome with exultation, very proud of what she's done tonight and wanting you to recognize the badness of her ass.