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21 February 2011 Karen Cliche vs Brooklyn Decker

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 2/21/2011, 4:22 pm

Before: Brooklyn coming off the euphoric high of winning the Model Tournament, only to be stymied by Charlize Theron: blonde bombshell looking to get back on track with Cliche. "Karen's a good tough test - the kind of girl I should be fighting. Was Theron an over-reach? I don't know about that. It was a huge spotlight for me; I fought her with everything I had, and I think I took the measure of the woman. I definitely pushed CT a little closer to her finish line - and I'll be sure to follow up - but now i'm getting back to work - cleaning up girls in my class and establishing myself as real, legit talent in the FCBA." Decker in yellow bikini; white gloves; hair loose. Karen in leopard print bikini; black gloves; black hair loose.

During R1: Girls circling clockwise, trading punches from outside: faces spanked, bodies pounded via straight lefts and rights. It's competitive, but Brooklyn's weight of shot having visible effects: Karen's face showing a concerned frown as Brooklyn's punches slam home with effect. Cliche landing nicely as well - including several well-placed right hand slap-chops across the breasts...but Brooklyn not discouraged, willing to take in order to impose will.

R2: Same again - orderly punching from outside as girls rotate clockwise. Karen ups her work rate - moves the jab body/head; drops the right hand to chin with a little more accuracy. Brooklyn's turn to frown as she's punched off-balance, walked down a little bit: Cliche hopping forward with dukes clustered at her chest, ready to outwork Decker in every exchange.

R3: Girls in mirror-stances: elbows in/mitts curled into hollows of cheeks. They step close, then dip side to side, looking to lick snappy punches against each other's flanks or tummies - always bringing hands back quick for max-protect. Brooklyn gradually getting the better of it - beating Cliche up in her ribs...Karen visibly loosening as the round goes on, face looking discouraged. Down the stretch, Brooklyn comes off-body to clout Karen right hands about the left ear...brunette sputters out of her stance, reeling counterclockwise around Decker as blonde power prevails late.

R4: Karen jab-jab-jabs, halting blonde advance and keeping Brooklyn covered up out on the end of brunette poke. HARD, straight right hands from Cliche penetrate - punching Brookie's face in between her gloves: Decker shutting down, not answering back as Karen steals initiative. Cliche goes body via rangy, free-swinging left/rights...blonde girl hurt, taking deep breath as she backs away cringing. Cliche steps Brooklyn to apron, starts to batter her: Decker face-in-gloves, just rolling in the pocket as Karen goes about a disciplined siege, head and body.

R5: Girls fronting up, dipping side to side, trading lefts and rights: dangerous exchanges threaten both chins as girls put their backs into power-punches. Occasionaly spanking blast bounces off pretty face, stunning one girl while the other advances - crowd enjoying the long-limbed heave-ho as both girls look rattled. Down the stretch, Brooklyn shuts Karen down with a series of monster, sweeping wide right hands - concussive blasts detonating up and down Karen's left flank to leave her shuttered up behind her mitts, trembling from the tummy on down.

R6: Karen pawing her left hand atop Brooklyn's jugs, trying to get something going: jamming right hand to jaw discourages the practice, punching Cliche glassy-eyed to ropes. Brooklyn wading in - jabbing Karen's jugs in reprisal, then PLOWING Cliche a scooping right deep to tummy. Karen pitching forward "UH-H!" into Brooklyn's arms: Decker heaving brunette back into ropes - pushing her into position then beginning a steady drubbing beat of lefts and rights. Cliche ragdolled ropeside - covering up, trying to protect herself: Brooklyn baring teeth, working, working, working to get Karen beat. That's it - ref steps in as Brooklyn's punching on a non-responsive Karen: TKO6 Brooklyn Decker.

After: Veteran Cliche has her moments, but sparring partner mentality prevents her from committing herself 100% to getting Brooklyn beat...that's the difference between these two fighters. "She was stubborn," Brooklyn says in postfight, "but I felt like I was hungrier and stronger. Girls think that if they just look at my jugs I'll get spooked, but you know what? Jug-mugging me just makes me mad! I mean, that's all Karen had - punch me in the jugs and hope I fold. That's never going to work on me. Never."