COVER: Overhead shot of The Academy lying motionless and topless in the ring(with the appropriate areas pixillated). Headline in red: THE BIG SLEEP!

COVER STORY: Empire and Front Street join forces to destroy Theron and The Academy! Our panel discusses the fallout and what's next for all three stables!

SUDDENLY, IT'S SUMMER! (Picture: Glau wearing the belts carried around the ring on the shoulders of Biel and Cuoco.) Summer Glau uses a stunning stoppage of Serinda Swan as a springboard to rock the bantamweight world by snatching the belts from Britney Spears!

NOTHING BUT A NUMBER! (Pictures: Side By Side: Left: Landry rocks Righetti along the ropes. Right: Garner stands over Peregrym, who lies stunned on her back.) Thirtysomethings Ali Landry and Jennifer Garner turn back Regan, Righetti, Strahovsky, and Peregrym to claim and then hold the welter and lightweight titles.

AMERICA'S TOP MODEL! (Picture: Decker stands over Refa'eli who lies face down at her feet.) Brooklyn Decker beats Krupa, Refa'eli and Kurylenko to establish model dominance and earn a contract with Front Street!

MAC FINISHED?(Picture: McCarthy lies on her back as Munn stands over her with both hands thrust in the air.) Olivia Munn pounds out McCarthy in five, sending her to her third straight defeat. Is the aging Playmate past her expiration date?

RED HOT COLE! (Picture: Cole lands a hard right to the head of Palicki.) Taylor Cole continues her march up the lightweight ranks with a pound out of Beau Garrett and a 13 round decision over highly-regarded Adrianne Palicki. Is she next for Jennifer Garner?

NOT SO FAST, TAYLOR! (Picture: Cuoco on her knees in front of Diaz.) Veteran Cameron Diaz will have something to say about the lightweight title picture after a seventh round stoppage of Kaley Cuoco!

REPORTS OF HER DEMISE GREATLY EXAGGERATED (Picture: Song sits along the ropes, legs up, arms across her belly as Carter looks on.) Sarah Carter responds to slipping out of the flyweight top ten by destroying up and coming Brenda Song in three!

THE BELTS CAN WAIT!: (Picture: Britney stands in the center of a ring, gloved up, arms crossed, wearing a shocking pink bikini.) Former bantamweight champ Britney Spears wants the belts back...but she wants Christina Aguilera "anywhere, any time, any rules" first!

PAYING THE PIPER! (Picture: Perabo slams a right into the chin of Emily Rose.) Piper Perabo is back and on a roll, and fellow bantams are taking notice!

MISHY IN TURMOIL! (Picture: Williams rocked, bare breasts pixillated, by a right from Hudgens.) Vanessa Hudgens humiliation of Michelle Williams has the blonde wondering about her FCBA future.

KUNIS RUNG BY BELL!: (Picture: Mila wobbled by a left from Krissy.) An impressive Kristen Bell dominates Mila Kunis and sets her sights on ScarJo!

WELCOME BACK, ALI! (Picture: Larter reels along the ropes as Nichols slams a right into her head and the referee moves in.) Rachel Nichols ruins Ali Larter's return to the FCBA with a vicious two-round destruction of the rusty blonde.

BENZ BEATS MCADAMS! (Picture: Julie lands a hard one to Rachel's head.) Late blooming Julie Benz sends former bantamweight champion Rachel McAdams to her third straight loss!

AN IGNOMINIOUS END! (Picture: A finished Casta lays on her back, parallel to the ropes, hands above her head, as a smiling Brook looks on.) Kelly Brook retires Laetitia Casta with a vicious eighth round KO at The Ice Hotel!

HELLO WORLD, I'M YOUR WILDE GIRL! (Picture: Fonseca cradled by the official as Wilde raises her hands in triumph.) Olivia Wilde continues making waves for Bazz with a sixth round stoppage of Lyndsy Fonseca!

MICHALKA MAULS DOBREV!: (Picture: Nina on all fours as Aly looks on.) Aly Michalka knocks out Nina Dobrev to make her claim to the Alpha bantam spot at Bazz!

FLATWOMAN!: (Pictures: Side By Side: Left: Anne on her back in front of Kaley Cuoco. Right: Anne on her back in front of Jessica Biel.) Future "Catwoman" Anne Hathaway bites off more than she can chew against Medallion's lightweights, and comes away with a pair of second round knockouts!

NICOLE BATTERS JESSICA!: (Picture: Scherzinger lights up Alba along the ropes.) Nicole Scherzinger sends a message to her detractors with a ten round domination of Jessica Alba.

A GEM OF A PERFORMANCE!: (Picture: An Arterton right hand sends Lively to the canvas.) Gemma Arterton follows up her beat down of Catherine Zeta-Jones with an impressive win over talented Blake Lively.

POINTY'S CORNER: It's spring and that means it's time to plan your garden. Poindexter Del Crunchy talks about what to plant, where to plant it, and how to grow award winners!

ALSO: MINKA AND MEESTER:

The two lookalike beauties return to the winner's circle by blasting out Montgomery and Accola!

BLAST FROM THE PAST: THE BEST THAT NEVER WAS: CLAUDIA JENNINGS. Guest Hugh Hefner talks about the tragic redhead who he believes was the most talented fighting Playmate of all time.

AND: BETH HARNOIS!: The General Manager of Foxfire and First Lady of Front Street talks about how she juggles the roles of fighter, manager, and Wizgirl!