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25 February 2011 Sarah Shahi vs Kendra Wilkinson

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Sarah Shahi 01.jpg Kendra Wilkinson 01.jpg

"BOXING AFTER SNARK"

Posted by simguy on 2/25/2011, 4:06 pm

BEFORE: Kendra with a healthy shove in Sarah's chest sets the tone early: no love lost between these two curvy little sluggers. "I love that I'm as hot as Kendra," Sarah says at podium, "but that I'm also talented - an actual artist - and not just some girl putting her life on TV because that's her whole thing. Right there that tells you that I'm extra over Kendra - more substance, more oomph. Beating her up isn't just a goal, it's really more of a duty, and one I am going to SAVOUR!" Kendra fuming: spunky Playmate not loving the Shahitude. "If I had a dime for every snooty actress I gave a lagoon-licking to at the mansion, I wouldn't even NEED a show," Kendra scowls at podium. "Chicks like Sarah come strutting in there all the time and they leave in tears, because they can't handle real heat. My body is pound for pound the most power-packed chassis in the game, and when I get sluggin' on Sarah? Not gonna need to listen to her crap any more, that's for sure." Sarah in purple bikini with twist-tied top; wild tangly hair long/loose; black gloves. Kendra in royal blue bikini; hair back in smooth ponytail; white gloves.

R1: Feisty slugging - girls at each other all jugs a-jumpin', punching wide, palm-down haymakers at each other's torsos/heads. Sporadic spanking clout in the exchanges...Sarah landing, but frequently startled by the hits she's taking: Kendra surprisingly quick, getting her curves into popping swings. Down the stretch, right hand bounces off Sarah's forehead...there go her legs after a 2 second delay...she stumbling to her right, eats a clubbing right down left side of her face, then a bashing hook on the mouth to sit her down ropeside! Kendra hooting in derision as ref pushes her back; Sarah sitting with back to ropes, lips parted in wonder at bell.

R2: Sarah circling to her right, investigating Kendra's jugs via pawing left jabs: Wilki bombing back wide lefts/overhand rights in pursuit. Shahi frequently grazed/occasionally clobbered by swinging blonde haymakers...Sarah simply slugged out of her stance and chased to ropes in final minute. Kendra squaring away, rolling her shoulders to hoist left/right/left uppercuts to Sarah's breasts: Shahi aghast, has no choice but to answer back hup-hup in kind. Splendid two way jug-mugging erupts - Playmate forcing actress to swap it up mansion style to bell. Kendra craming extra right hands to Sarah's tummy after the fact: Shahi sobbing out, sitting in ropes, sponging punches until ref pulls little blonde bully off. "Poor Sarah!" Kendra bleats happily: Shahi hugging her body, eyes blazing sulky.

R3: Shahi mixing it up: a little counter-clockwise rotation; some stubby check-jabs to disrupt onrushing Kendra; some cutey-pie hooks-to-jug as Shahi leans in close and puts left shoulder into Kendra to smother receipt. Stepping out, Sarah circles right, works her routine: Wilkinson walking into jabs and hooks, but still clobbering away robusto. Even stevens: Shahi able to stabilize her front, compete a bit with a blend of finesse and slugging; Kendra still a willful little blonde bundle, coming forward and chugging away. Round finishes up with both girls laying in close to pump-rack - each working hard to claim close points hup-hup-hup. Bell: girls in there nuzzling and slugging mouth on shoulder - ref pulls tempestuous little battlers apart by either arm, giving 'em a man-I-mean-it shake.

R4: Sarah time: she waits at a spot - issues stubby check-jab to Kendra's mouth as Wilki's bouncing in. Half step back for Shahi as Kendra's reloading: tidy hook clubs across Wilki's jugs; Shahi twisting with the punch, putting her shoulder into Kendra's body and pushing her off to reset. Visible change as round progresses - Sarah working these routines - walking Kendra in, touching her up, pushing her off, circling her...blonde girl following brunette around, starting to look a little grumpy. Dying seconds sees Sarah go: left hook palm down and flat to tummy; left hook palm-down square to tits; pushing/jamming right on jaw to send Kendra teetering sideways at bell. "Hah!" Shahi pronounces, eyes blazing as she finally gets to curvy blonde legs.

R5: Kendra ever-forward - blonde girl a seething mass of petulant blonde bombshell: lips pouting, eyes frowning, hands waist-high, palms down, set to helicopter punches into Shahi's offending torso. Sarah sliding away - using that stubby check jab to deny contact when she's not comfortable, otherwise accepting Kendra in with the hook-on-jug intro. Once in, Kendra's fine - girls just bumpin' and sluggin' shoulder to shoulder, working guts and jugs until Shahi steps out to regroup. Hard to score: Kendra willful, plugging forward and winning canvas; Shahi setting the table nicely, generally winning initiative and trading on even terms inside. Bell: girls laying in mouth-on-shoulder, hustling mitts into tummy-meat to impress judges late.

R6: Sarah just a little cuter with her technique. Check jab; pre-emptive hook...now she's showing a stubby lead right hand/lean-away hook off the right (back) leg, clipping away clean on playmate chin. Serious degradation in Kendra's form this round...still trudging forward, but output dropping...her mouth's open, eyes a little glassy as Sarah's piling up touches. Down the stretch, Sarah tucks a pair of pedestrian left hooks firm to blonde tummy - doesn't get a receipt: Shahi opens throttle, dousing Wilkinson in lefts and rights head-and-shoulders, driving stunned blonde girl to ropes. Bell: Sarah snarling, pounding Kendra's face lefts and rights...blonde girl sputtering, helpless, but curvy legs hold her up as ref moves in to enforce break.

R7: Shahi showing great killer instinct: she knows she got to her blonde last round - now she charges the mound, tackles Kendra into her home turnbuckles and tears into her. Clobbering lefts and rights punch Wilki woozy...she's pouting, glassy eyed - left across her gut/right curled atop her breasts as brunette blazes away. Crowd squealing - Sarah cleaning up on Kendra via straight, palm-down ram-stamping left/rights to torso...ref steps in as Kendra's swooning out on her feet. TKO7 Sarah Shahi.

After: Shahi leans in as ref's cradling battered Kendra against ropes - Sarah planting a contemptuous kiss on the side of blonde skull before brunette jumps away all exultant. "That was awesome!" Sarah grins up at interviewer. "She bounced me early, but I got right back up and fought her, because that's what you have to do with a girl like this. I broke Kendra's spirit - that's the key: once she realized I wasn't going to lay down, she pretty much gave it up to me!"