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27 February 2011 Elodie Frege vs Allison Mack

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 2/27/2011, 12:01 am

ANARCHY AT THE ASYLUM: MAIN EVENT

(Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

BEFORE:

"All I hear about is how tough Allison Mack is," says Elodie, eyes flashing anger. "Well, just because I am slick and European doesn't mean Elodie Frege isn't tough also. I was tough enough to go ten rounds with Pink, who's the Alpha bantam at Front Street. Mack is fourth-team at best. I'm not just tough enough to go the distance with her, I'm tough enough, and good enough, to beat her."

"There's no doubt she can box," Allison says with a hint of a smile, "But the issue is her physicality. Is she physical enough to stay with me? We'll have an answer fairly soon now, and I think Ms. Frege will find out that, at Front Street, even 'the fourth team' is pretty good."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside now for the main event, two top 25 bantams, as French beauty Elodie Frege of RiRy boxing meets Allison 'Mack The Knife' Mack of..."

McCarthy: "You DID NOT JUST CALL HER THAT!"

O'Dell: "Calm down, Jenny! I'm just reading the teleprompter!"

McCarthy: "Who put that on the teleprompter! I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS IN THE TRUCK LAUGHING IN MY HEADSET! SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET BYTCHSLAPPED WHEN THIS FIGHT IS OVER!"

O'Dell: "And there's the bell to start the first round. Frege working the jab on Allison. Slick, quick stuff here. Elodie landing and bouncing away, sticking and moving. Good head movement. Nice hand speed. Mack not getting off at all. Seems to be feeling Frege out..."

McCarthy: "What the gimmick stealing bytch is feeling is plenty of leather from Elodie! Frege may not be doing a lot of damage, but she's scoring nicely and Allison isn't getting a thing done."

O'Dell: "Right you are, J-Mac. Frege in firm control here as the bell sounds. That's a shutout to Elodie in round one."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Ready for round two and Elodie getting off again here. Really sticking that jab. Landing it clean and stopping Mack on the way in. Allison being frustrated a bit here as the French beauty controls things. Oh, nice combination there for Elodie. Scrubs three punches across Mack's face. Those landed with authority, J-Mac!"

McCarthy: "Sure did. Mack isn't hurt, but she's getting it handed to her for a second straight round!"

O'Dell: "Frege landing again here. A solid left-right to the face, wiping Allison to the side! She follows up with a pair of nice, clean jabs to the head. Allison shaking it off, still trying to find some angles, but Elodie isn't giving her anything. And that's the end of the second round, another strong one for Elodie Frege!"

McCarthy: "Check the telestrator here, Jenny, Watch how Elodie lands the jab clean, stops Mack cold, and, then Frege follows up, lightning quick. Right-left-right to the face! Really slick stuff!"

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "There's the bell for the third frame and Mack is right at Frege! Allison slips inside the jab and lands a nice combination to the head that gets Elodie's attention! Frege fires back, lands a couple of her own and bounces out of there. But Mack's in hot pursuit now. Moving the head, closing the distance, nice hook to the body there! Elodie bangs back to the head and Mack goes downstairs with gusto, slamming a pair into the ribs, walking Elodie back toward the ropes. Frege circling away, snapping a good jab into Allison's face. Mack ducks the follow up and digs hard to the body again, working the midsection as Frege bangs a short left hook to the side of Allison's head as the bell sounds. Good, competitive round there! Mack finally got busy, but Elodie hung with her nicely."

McCarthy: "I think Frege got that round, too. I have her up 3-0."

O'Dell: "Gonna differ with you there, Mac. I think that was Allison's round."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "And there's the bell to start the fourth, and Mack is right back at that body, banging away to the breadbasket. Frege wincing in pain, as Allison hooks away to the kidneys. The French beauty clinching, but Mack just shoves her away and goes back to work, stinging her with a hard left jab to the face and a right hook behind the left ear. Elodie trying to get some distance, but Mack's relentless, willing to trade, finding the range, banging away to the ribs to bring Frege's hands down and then getting busy upstairs. Elodie being driven back into the ropes, head snapped back by a right uppercut, she's holding on, but Mack's punching out of it, ripping her to the midsection, bringing a gasp from the French girl! And there's a right-left to the head and Frege is HURT, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Her legs just went rubber on her. She's in trouble!"

O'Dell: "Frege in the earmuff as Mack bounces hooks off the sides of her head, digs another uppercut into that midsection! Bunches Elodie up...OH! RIGHT UPPERCUT MACK! SPLIT THE GLOVES! SNAPPED ELODIE'S HEAD BACK! AND FREGE RAGDOLLS DOWN THE ROPES, BOUNCES OFF, ROLLS TO HER BELLY, UNMOVING! THE REFEREE COUNTING. IT'S ALL OVER! FREGE IS OUT! KO4 IN BRUTAL FASHION ALLISON MACK!

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring to Jenny McCarthy with our winner, Allison Mack!"

McCarthy: "Allison, what did..."

Allison: "Call me 'Mack The Knife'!"

McCarthy: "I am NOT calling you..."

Allison: "I SAID, call me 'Mack The Knife', BYTCH!"

"The Replacements II: Electric Boogaloo"

Starring:

Sarah Chalke
Daphne Maxwell-Reid
Geri Reischl
John Astin

With:
Dick Sargent

And:
Eartha Kitt
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